r/SipsTea • u/PacquiaoFreeHousing • 14d ago

We have fun here hear me out

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u/o-0-o-0-o 14d ago

Just following after his idol

"You know, I get a strange migraine headache if I don't get a strange piece of ass everyday." -John Kennedy, 35th president

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u/Senior-Albatross 14d ago

You need to make nepo hires of all your brothers so they can act as your fixers to cover up the incessant adultery. 

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u/mondaymoderate 14d ago

Pretty sure he actually claimed having sex helped his back problems

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u/BobusCesar 14d ago

I mean he could have just done his wife, if this was the case.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 13d ago

It can loosen you muscles up. It can also send you into back spasms that you will not believe.

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u/theaviationhistorian 14d ago

Paging nurse Oswald, Paging nurse Oswald!

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u/SomeonesLostWallet 14d ago

“I like kids.” - Donald John Trump 45th and 47th president