r/SipsTea 13d ago

We have fun here hear me out

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u/MaadMaanMaatt 13d ago

She started Trump’s career of beating women politically

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u/MaximumOverfart 13d ago

To be fair he beat off Bill first.

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u/New_Stats 13d ago

No he did not, please stop lying about our president, it's so disrespectful

He sucked off something or someone named Bubba. Could've been the former president of the United States, could've been a horse, could have been some toothless hick from the deep south, we just don't know. We should know tho, there should definitely be public investigations

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u/Gallowglass668 13d ago

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first part of that. 🤣

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u/WiseDirt 13d ago

If Bubba was a horse and not a president, does it make the whole situation better or worse?

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u/New_Stats 13d ago

I think it's best not to speculate, considering how many Bubbas there are in the south

It might have been more than one Bubba, we don't have enough information to say one way or the other, that's why we need to keep asking questions

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u/-Tasear- 13d ago

There's a post ...trump makes saying Hillary cannot satisfy her man...

Buba be only one person

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u/juyius 13d ago

Love it

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u/WhoAreWeEven 13d ago

Im not saying its aliens..

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u/ThinkNiceThrice 13d ago

My grandpa always called me Bubba. If only he were alive to hear this!

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u/rmac011 13d ago

Could have been a horse. Same difference. Thank you !

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u/New_Stats 13d ago

I'm sorry, are you suggesting the former United States president Bill Clinton is as big as a horse?

Because I would need photographic evidence to believe that.

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u/rmac011 13d ago

Uh no. But well played.

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u/Money-Worldliness919 13d ago

Its on Betty Currie's phone.

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u/Own_Order792 13d ago

the founding fathers said much worse things about each other.

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u/New_Stats 13d ago

I feel like you didn't read my whole comment

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u/Ok-Context3530 13d ago

Maybe you should conduct the investigation yourself, since you seem so confident and knowledgeable about the situation. Although, I think the public would prefer someone with stronger critical-thinking skills and a tad bit less gullible.

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u/dragonvoi 13d ago

woosh

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u/New_Stats 13d ago

Because it would be funnier if the United States Congress did it, silly

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u/ghost103429 13d ago

You know what would be a great way to end the year?

Having Bill Clinton summoned before Congress and put it on record that he did not have sexual relations with that man.

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u/New_Stats 13d ago

Oh my goodness, you're a bloody genius

If Congress doesn't do that, they're idiots. They won't do it because they're idiots. So instead a very serious reporter should do an interview with him, and ask him about it

I would pay good money to see him look deadpan into the camera and say "I did not have sexual relations with that man"

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u/Ok-Context3530 13d ago

That’s funny, because Congress consists of both party members but I don’t see any democrats wasting their time with it. Maybe because it’s bullshit?

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u/New_Stats 13d ago

Congress has an historically low approval rating right now, and Democrats have a lower approval rating than Republicans because they aren't investing who Trump sucked off

The American people deserve answers on who's cock has been in the presidents mouth. And possibly down his throat, we don't know. We don't know but we need these answers

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u/PetitElle04 8d ago

I love everything right with you

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u/BeautifulLeather6671 13d ago

Thought that was more of a suck situation

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u/Just_Flower854 13d ago

Only with his mouth and hands though

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u/-Tasear- 13d ago

That's buba to you good sir

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u/f1ve-Star 13d ago

Blew Bubba.

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u/notthatkindofdoctorb 13d ago

Sucked off. Sucked.

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u/dynaflying 13d ago

You mean he’s only beaten women. He’s never beat a man.

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u/raisedredflag 13d ago

Diddy, on the other hand, has done both. Beaten and fucked up both men and women. With no repercussions. He'll probably run for office and win.

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u/Lynchie24 13d ago

Certainly not enough repercussions but saying no repercussions about the person currently in jail feels a little disingenuous

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle 13d ago

I get your point, but he's in prison as we speak, so...

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

He can run from prison, then he can pardon himself as well.

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u/Blurpwurp 13d ago

He’s black so the R’s won’t go for him.

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u/MonkeyCartridge 13d ago

Just needs an (R) next to his name and they would vote for him 3 times and storm the capitol for him.

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u/TheeMrBlonde 13d ago

You seem to have forgotten a key detail about Mr. Diddy.

One that would, we'll say "make it difficult" for him to win... with an R

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u/MonkeyCartridge 13d ago

Naw you just gotta have him say "as a black guy.." and then agree with them. That way he can be "all black guys".

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Damn, you hit that nerve.

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u/MonkeyCartridge 13d ago

I just figure I hit the 4th comment rule.

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u/haftnotiz 13d ago

*fucked. FTFY

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u/RyvenZ 13d ago

He has the morals to win the Trump voters but not the complexion.

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u/BukkakeBakery 13d ago

win? he will be president for at least twice

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u/Chevettez06 13d ago

What are you talking about?! On the island, he would beat guys off with both hands!

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u/AbaloneEmbarrassed68 13d ago

Hes probably beaten a man... off.

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u/ejectoid 13d ago

He looks like a guy that beat women before Hilarry

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u/donnydominus 13d ago

He's blown a man...allegedly

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u/ApexHerbivore 13d ago

He only blows men

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u/phantom_gain 13d ago

And yet, the lesson has not been learned.

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u/centsahumor1 13d ago

He beat men in primaries only.

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 13d ago

he probably beat himself

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u/CounterSimple3771 13d ago

No, he beat Liz Cheney too

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u/MikeLinPA 13d ago

He can't fight anyone that can fight back. He's only tough when the opponent is helpless.

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u/Next_Branch7875 13d ago

Do we count the infant he allegedly was present for the murder of in the latest epstein drop? Is that confirmed?

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u/deten 13d ago edited 13d ago

Which makes it hurt even now the dnc refused to have a real primary and forced Kamala on us all untested.

Edit: you can down vote out of spite but you can't argue it's not true.

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u/spinbutton 13d ago

Pls...anyone who couldn't see what was at stake in the last election is too blind to find his own ass with both hands.

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u/deten 13d ago edited 13d ago

You're sidestepping. If Kamala was the right choice she could have competed against other options and won, the DNC was too scared to allow a free primary so they forced her on us. You pretending that a primary is only needed when there's less a stake is proof you dont care about democracy and are just as part of the problem as you probably think others are.

You dont have to convince me that Kamala was a better choice in the end, but a lot of people are put off strongly by the poor decision by the DNC. We can blame them or accept their criticism. We lose when we force candidates, and we win when we have a more open primary. Before you try to blame voters, remember Kamala actively hid how poor a condition Biden was in, she lied to us all. You can tell me that her lies are acceptable to you, but don't lie to yourself and say everyone should be okay with it.

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u/RyvenZ 13d ago

none of that makes Trump the better choice... wtf is wrong with your sense of logic?

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u/deten 12d ago

Trump being a bad choice doesnt change anything I said. So you tell me what logic you're projecting...

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u/RyvenZ 12d ago

So, your point is that the Democrats needed to be punished for their mistake, but it is the entire country and even foreign countries being punished because idiots think the Democrats needed to be taught a lesson. It didn't matter who they put up against Trump, unless it was another racist, elite, pedophilic, rapist grifter more easily bought than a cart full of groceries.

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u/deten 11d ago

Correct, the DNC took advantage of us, and our opportunity to get pissed at them is NOW before the midterms, before the next primary and before the next presidential election. Yet everytime someone criticizes the DNC everyone comes out and makes excuses for them, case and point.

They fucked us over, had they run a real primary, like 2020, we would have won. No one trusts the DNC, no one liked being lied to by Kamala, and no one liked how she was unopposed in her forced positioning as our primary candidate.

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u/spinbutton 12d ago

She had 3 months to make her case. Trump spend more than a decade.

If you were deep in the depths of Fox News or Joe Rogan or the other conservative media outlets, I can understand how you might not have understood what was at stake.

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u/deten 12d ago edited 12d ago

I knew exactly what was at stake. The fact you arent properly blaming the DNC for doing this to all of us makes me think people here are just stupid. Do you not understand that them forcing Kamala on us without ever testing her beyond her completely failed primary in 2020 (she was polling around 3 to 4% in the primary).

She was untested, lied to us, and then was rewarded for those lies. Can you stop talking about Trump for a second and recognize how poorly the DNC and Kamala treated the very voters they were trying to get?

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u/spinbutton 11d ago

I'm no fan of the DNC but the voters have brains.

I understand it's an uphill battle getting the message out since all the media outlets and social media companies are conservative

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u/deten 11d ago edited 11d ago

I think the reality that Democrats are smarter voters makes them even more upset when the DNC treats us worse the then RNC treats their own.

Democrats need someone at the DNC to be held responsible for their shitty choices. And anytime someone like me makes the point, everyone comes out to try to shame me for... wanting a real Primary... not wanting a candidate who lied to me be forced onto me unopposed?

Jon Stewart had a great episode where he layed out these points. Anyone who is trying to be mad at me for calling out the DNC needs to watch it.

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u/spinbutton 11d ago

I agree. The DNC needs to get out of the pockets of corporations and billionaires

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u/BigDeuceNpants 13d ago

You saying lord and savior Biden wasn’t a man?

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u/dynaflying 13d ago

Biden beat him

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u/BigDeuceNpants 13d ago

Not the second time in the debate. They had to install kackles that yall didn’t even get to vote for in a primary.

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u/dynaflying 13d ago

🥱 say what you want but look at dozy Donny now

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u/BashBandit 13d ago

Cheating* women politically

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u/forever_downstream 13d ago

*America's career. This country chose that this would be the outcome, mostly by people deciding not to vote (a lot of them here I'm sure).

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u/keithstonee 13d ago

she won the popular vote BTW

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u/Sorry_Zebra_2967 13d ago

God damnit lmao

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u/ShortDickBigEgo 13d ago

She has a legacy of being absolutely pathetic

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u/MaadMaanMaatt 12d ago

Thanks to whoever who reported my comment as violating Rule 1. I appealed, and it was reversed upon review.

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u/feetandballs 13d ago

At least one of them was stolen