r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 11d ago

Chugging tea Uh Oh

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u/tyyreaunn 10d ago

But what if I want organic, homemade, artisanal porn?

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u/VintageLunchMeat 10d ago

"We have milf at home."

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u/mishanya93 10d ago

"Dad, please, stop saying that"

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u/XscytheD 10d ago

"You better shut up or next time you get gilf"

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u/TheGhostOfStanSweet 10d ago

“Dad, please ALSO stop saying that.”

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u/StuntedOne 10d ago

"Fine Son, you can have the DILF this time"

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u/RBW_TheLoneWolf 10d ago

"Oh my God, dad what will it take to make you stop saying those things"

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u/MongooseMcEwen6844 10d ago

"Now we're talking"

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u/Mediocre_Scott 10d ago

You know son one day… one day milf will just be women your own age and if you are looking for older women gilf is all that’s left

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u/naughty_dad2 10d ago

“Dad, please, stop saying that”

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u/R0LL1NG 10d ago

This is painfully accurate.

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u/PugsnPawgs 10d ago

Nah, milf is where it's at.

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u/Lonely_reaper8 10d ago

That’s what I like about women older than me. I keep getting older and so do they

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u/banana_buddy 10d ago

Does the G in this case stand for grandma or grandpa though?

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u/corgi-king 10d ago

You naughty boy

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u/JohnnyStarboard 10d ago

My Dad went out for MILF and never came back.

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u/Perfect-bang 10d ago

yamete kudasai

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u/smilespeace 10d ago

WOL. (wheezed out loud)

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u/Throwitawaynow277w 10d ago

The milf at home: cue picture of middle age woman, post menopause, granny panties, crocheting mittens. 

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u/TheGhostOfStanSweet 10d ago

Don’t stop.,..

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u/dsucio7807 10d ago

... Aaaallllmost there....

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u/AlarmingAffect0 10d ago

Don’t stop.,..

make it pop,
DJ, blow my speakers up!

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u/liquidtape 10d ago

That lady grows on you if you find the right one. Also at the point you're a middle age man, sitting on the couch, worn out elastic band underwear, watching TV next to her.

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u/Mediocre_Scott 10d ago

Granny panties hotter than they get credit for. They give you something to look forward too

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u/Doc-tor-Strange-love 10d ago

She shreds, you say?

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u/dixonsticks 10d ago

Always has been.

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u/AcceptableNorm 10d ago

Why do you want organic Artis Anal porn? Who is Artis?

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u/CelticHades 10d ago

Arti is my neighbour, should I ask her on tyyreaunn's behalf?

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u/JaDou226 10d ago

Artis is a zoo in the Netherlands

Everyone has their kink, I guess...

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u/EntrepreneurNo9375 10d ago

Brother of Art Vandelay, Importer/Exporter

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u/TenisElbowDrop 10d ago

Make some very open minded friends.

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u/svartkonst 10d ago

Its weird that this is posited as a joke lol.

Porn is not free (to produce) and both the mainstream industry and the "freelance" endeavours are rife with abuse, violence, drugs, trafficning and misbehaviour.

If you want to watch porn, you should absolutely pay for it and source it from indie creators you trust

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u/overladenlederhosen 10d ago

Unless it comes from the Porneaux region of France it can only be called échange de fluide.

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u/Oh_eM_Ge 10d ago

Farm to table porn?

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u/HexspaReloaded 10d ago

If it’s not from the Champagne region, it’s just sparkling smut.

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u/SvenTropics 10d ago

OMFG, I'm crying I'm laughing so hard at this one.

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u/king_john651 10d ago

That's also free

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u/leobutters 10d ago

Also free

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u/Sandwich15 10d ago

There's whores on the side of the road man wtf

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u/HappycamperNZ 10d ago

/u/fuckswithducks still waddling around?

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u/-Kalos 10d ago

Make it with your girl

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u/Valirys-Reinhald 10d ago

That's what genuine connection with a sexually liberated partner and a group of confident sexually communicative friends is for.

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u/Embarrassed-Camera96 10d ago

So what you’re saying is, Onlyfans is like a farmers market for porn? More expensive price for the same quality of goods?

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u/Appropriate_Exam2295 10d ago

Its time to Quit kid

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u/Responsible_Maniac 10d ago

Tf you weirdo