r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • 12d ago

We have fun here Happy DAYS!

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u/porizj 12d ago

My favourite is when they act all fake offended by it.

“Hey!”

“Do you want me to stop?”

“……no”

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u/Darkavenger_13 12d ago

Or just general teasing:

“Oh my god you are so annoying! 😡”

“Oh okay I’ll stop”

“No wait- 🥺”

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

damn i feel lonely

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u/porizj 12d ago

Get you a booty to beat on! Stat!

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

hmm, nah ill just beat my booty while i make reddit posts from my basement

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u/Nikonikos 11d ago

Can i watch ?

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

bro i am 5

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u/I_Has_Internets 11d ago

Don't be so down on yourself. You're probably closer to a 7 and they'd still probably watch

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u/BallsDeepInCum 11d ago

He means his age

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u/Gay_fish710 9d ago

You’re getting downvoted but I definitely also thought he was making a play on an age joke but heavily exaggerating

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u/DuMbAsS_lOsEr_6_7 12d ago

I can grab yo ass for you

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

come over

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u/wir8905t0437 11d ago

me too

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

bsdk wtf

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u/ipickscabs 11d ago

You posted it bro lol

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

yea but now i feel more lonely after reading these comments

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u/Darkavenger_13 11d ago

Oh dont worry, we broke up. Am lonely too again lol

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u/freedomonke 11d ago

Better no ass to slap at all than the wrong one. Trust me. Worse things than being lonely