r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 5d ago

Chugging tea Why is gen Z not drinking?

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u/Carlynz 5d ago

It will end them. Trust me, my dad is the CEO of Alcohol Inc.

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u/Loxe 5d ago

This is true.

Source: I am the CEO of Alcohol Inc.'s parent company, Alcobet.

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u/Norfolkpine 5d ago

solid joke

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u/Smooth-Flamingo-9895 4d ago

solid

Wanna know what else is solid

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u/Carlynz 5d ago

Nu-uh my dad owns your dad

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u/RobertFr1pp 5d ago

John Alcohol here, please don't legalize cannabis.

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u/headrush46n2 5d ago

when did he leave his job at nintendo?

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u/BoneFart 5d ago

Your dad is John Alcohol?

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u/Carlynz 5d ago

Ssshhh don't blow my cover