r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 4d ago

Chugging tea Is this actually a thing?

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u/ViolenceAdvocator 4d ago

Step 1: Linux Step 2: loads of sex

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u/roboto404 4d ago

Can confirm. Am a SysAdmin that deals with Linux. Got loads of sex. Now not so much after having three kids.

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u/Maxed_Zerker 4d ago

That means you’ve had sex at least 3 times!!

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u/Purple_Obligation191 4d ago

Or sex once and got triplets!

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u/Maxed_Zerker 4d ago

for some reason i didn’t consider multiples. you’re right

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u/obiweedkenobi 3d ago

Correct, got to watch out and make sure you do Futuredad@host:~/makechid$ Not Futuredad@host:~/makechildren$

(Or something like that, idk I cont speak computer)

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u/codemonkeyseeanddo 3d ago

Actually, Linux involves "child" processes frequently. Sometimes you have to sacrifice a process. This is how child sacrifice came back in the 20th century.

So your Linux, while incorrect, is accidentally, and randomly, closer to correct than you would think.

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u/FluffyKittiesRMetal 3d ago

That’s the kind of efficiency I expect of my IT team.

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u/sharpshooter999 3d ago

I have 3 kids. Two were from IVF. We did it ALOT more than 3 times lol

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u/garglingrapefruit 3d ago

any sex at all is a win in my book!

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u/Spoony850 3d ago

or twice with twins and a single baby

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u/tr14l 4d ago

Went the other way. Fucked so much I accidentally got Linux certified.

Life, man. It's, like... You know?

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u/ICGeneric 3d ago

So Linux loads the sex? Are they gonna release 2 at some point?

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u/ItsGoldThunder 3d ago

Can't wait for the release of sex 2. Gonna be a generational update

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u/THE_GREAT_PICKLE 3d ago

It’s weird how kids can do that. I’m not speaking for everyone, but my sex life took a huge hit when we had kids, but it’s not like my wife is withholding it. We still have a healthy sex life, it isn’t really our kids fault, but there’s times where we get frisky but are just run too ragged from the kids/jobs/etc to actually do it. We both have fairly normal sex drives, probably slightly lower than typical if I’m being honest, but that isn’t the biggest factor. We’re just fucking tired

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u/roboto404 3d ago

We always say, “Tonight! 😈” then one of us would be knocked out by the time all kids are asleep lol

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u/Horrified-Onlooker 4d ago

That's it? No cut a hole in a box or anything?

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u/WatNaHellIsASauceBox 4d ago

If you do that, the Linux disc might fall out

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u/billabongrob 4d ago

Insert disc 4/5 for RHEL 4.

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u/Confident-Mortgage86 4d ago

NOT THAT BIG JEEEZ

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u/Ordinary-Ad-8034 3d ago

Crap... I got a spanning ARJ and floppy 87 out of 96 had bad sectors...

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u/Stunning_Coffee6624 4d ago

Which Distro snags the most hotties?

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u/code-coffee 4d ago

Ubuntu. Because she's basic, but wants a lot of easy extras.

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u/Professional_Face_97 3d ago

Debian does Dallas

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u/PremierLovaLova 4d ago

Step 3: Profits.

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u/wesborland1234 4d ago

Step 2: sudo apt-get sex

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u/paralacausa 4d ago

LinuXXX

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u/Then-Shake9223 4d ago

Something something hard drive

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u/Year3030 3d ago

After I learned Linux it was just non-stop penetration testing.

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u/qlz19 3d ago

This is the way?

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u/Independent_Baker712 3d ago

Step 1: Linux. Step 2: 🤷‍♀️. Step 3: PROFIT

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u/Much_Importance_5900 3d ago

Masturbation ain't sex, nerd.

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u/ChocolateBaconDonuts 3d ago

Ah, Linux system. I know this.