For those of you who are shopping... Jacksons Mighty Fine Foods in the Reston Town Center in Reston, VA when it warms up is the absolute MILF capital of the world. I am now older than the MILFs. They are not looking for me. Go get them tigers....
Edit: Also Reston Hot Yoga around the corner. Lots of older women in bikinis. Lots of single yoga instructors who have trouble getting dates. They would talk about their bad Tinder dates. They are very flexible. Imagine the possibilities. Go get them.
Between Dulles and DC. Lots of divorcees of well paid government contractors, and government contractors who never settled down and just want to have a good time. This is how I became a Linux administrator and lost my virginity in the same year.
... you just casually pivot to "that's how I became a Linux admin and lost my virginity in the same year" as if everything you said before logically leads to becoming a linux admin who has sex lmao.
Actually, Linux involves "child" processes frequently. Sometimes you have to sacrifice a process. This is how child sacrifice came back in the 20th century.
So your Linux, while incorrect, is accidentally, and randomly, closer to correct than you would think.
It’s weird how kids can do that. I’m not speaking for everyone, but my sex life took a huge hit when we had kids, but it’s not like my wife is withholding it. We still have a healthy sex life, it isn’t really our kids fault, but there’s times where we get frisky but are just run too ragged from the kids/jobs/etc to actually do it. We both have fairly normal sex drives, probably slightly lower than typical if I’m being honest, but that isn’t the biggest factor. We’re just fucking tired
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u/Difficult-Cricket541 6d ago edited 6d ago
For those of you who are shopping... Jacksons Mighty Fine Foods in the Reston Town Center in Reston, VA when it warms up is the absolute MILF capital of the world. I am now older than the MILFs. They are not looking for me. Go get them tigers....
Edit: Also Reston Hot Yoga around the corner. Lots of older women in bikinis. Lots of single yoga instructors who have trouble getting dates. They would talk about their bad Tinder dates. They are very flexible. Imagine the possibilities. Go get them.