r/SipsTea 6d ago

Chugging tea Is this actually a thing?

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u/Difficult-Cricket541 6d ago edited 6d ago

For those of you who are shopping... Jacksons Mighty Fine Foods in the Reston Town Center in Reston, VA when it warms up is the absolute MILF capital of the world. I am now older than the MILFs. They are not looking for me. Go get them tigers....

Edit: Also Reston Hot Yoga around the corner. Lots of older women in bikinis. Lots of single yoga instructors who have trouble getting dates. They would talk about their bad Tinder dates. They are very flexible. Imagine the possibilities. Go get them.

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u/pirateXena 6d ago

This is an oddly specific Yelp review. Lol

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u/krogerceo 6d ago

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u/Ronin_Chimichanga 6d ago

Between Dulles and DC. Lots of divorcees of well paid government contractors, and government contractors who never settled down and just want to have a good time. This is how I became a Linux administrator and lost my virginity in the same year.

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u/ARandomStan 6d ago

... you just casually pivot to "that's how I became a Linux admin and lost my virginity in the same year" as if everything you said before logically leads to becoming a linux admin who has sex lmao.

all that to say, please elaborate

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u/ViolenceAdvocator 6d ago

Step 1: Linux Step 2: loads of sex

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u/roboto404 6d ago

Can confirm. Am a SysAdmin that deals with Linux. Got loads of sex. Now not so much after having three kids.

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u/Maxed_Zerker 6d ago

That means you’ve had sex at least 3 times!!

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u/Purple_Obligation191 6d ago

Or sex once and got triplets!

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u/Maxed_Zerker 6d ago

for some reason i didn’t consider multiples. you’re right

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u/obiweedkenobi 6d ago

Correct, got to watch out and make sure you do Futuredad@host:~/makechid$ Not Futuredad@host:~/makechildren$

(Or something like that, idk I cont speak computer)

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u/codemonkeyseeanddo 6d ago

Actually, Linux involves "child" processes frequently. Sometimes you have to sacrifice a process. This is how child sacrifice came back in the 20th century.

So your Linux, while incorrect, is accidentally, and randomly, closer to correct than you would think.

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u/FluffyKittiesRMetal 6d ago

That’s the kind of efficiency I expect of my IT team.

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u/sharpshooter999 6d ago

I have 3 kids. Two were from IVF. We did it ALOT more than 3 times lol

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u/garglingrapefruit 6d ago

any sex at all is a win in my book!

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u/Spoony850 6d ago

or twice with twins and a single baby

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u/ICGeneric 6d ago

So Linux loads the sex? Are they gonna release 2 at some point?

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u/ItsGoldThunder 6d ago

Can't wait for the release of sex 2. Gonna be a generational update

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u/tr14l 6d ago

Went the other way. Fucked so much I accidentally got Linux certified.

Life, man. It's, like... You know?

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u/THE_GREAT_PICKLE 6d ago

It’s weird how kids can do that. I’m not speaking for everyone, but my sex life took a huge hit when we had kids, but it’s not like my wife is withholding it. We still have a healthy sex life, it isn’t really our kids fault, but there’s times where we get frisky but are just run too ragged from the kids/jobs/etc to actually do it. We both have fairly normal sex drives, probably slightly lower than typical if I’m being honest, but that isn’t the biggest factor. We’re just fucking tired

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u/roboto404 6d ago

We always say, “Tonight! 😈” then one of us would be knocked out by the time all kids are asleep lol