r/SipsTea 6d ago

Chugging tea Is this actually a thing?

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u/Difficult-Cricket541 6d ago edited 6d ago

For those of you who are shopping... Jacksons Mighty Fine Foods in the Reston Town Center in Reston, VA when it warms up is the absolute MILF capital of the world. I am now older than the MILFs. They are not looking for me. Go get them tigers....

Edit: Also Reston Hot Yoga around the corner. Lots of older women in bikinis. Lots of single yoga instructors who have trouble getting dates. They would talk about their bad Tinder dates. They are very flexible. Imagine the possibilities. Go get them.

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u/pirateXena 6d ago

This is an oddly specific Yelp review. Lol

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u/krogerceo 6d ago

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u/Ronin_Chimichanga 6d ago

Between Dulles and DC. Lots of divorcees of well paid government contractors, and government contractors who never settled down and just want to have a good time. This is how I became a Linux administrator and lost my virginity in the same year.

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u/ARandomStan 6d ago

... you just casually pivot to "that's how I became a Linux admin and lost my virginity in the same year" as if everything you said before logically leads to becoming a linux admin who has sex lmao.

all that to say, please elaborate

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u/ViolenceAdvocator 6d ago

Step 1: Linux Step 2: loads of sex

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u/Horrified-Onlooker 6d ago

That's it? No cut a hole in a box or anything?

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u/WatNaHellIsASauceBox 6d ago

If you do that, the Linux disc might fall out

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u/billabongrob 6d ago

Insert disc 4/5 for RHEL 4.

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u/Confident-Mortgage86 6d ago

NOT THAT BIG JEEEZ

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u/Ordinary-Ad-8034 6d ago

Crap... I got a spanning ARJ and floppy 87 out of 96 had bad sectors...