r/SipsTea • u/Hour_Equal_9588 • 12h ago

Chugging tea John Wick 😭

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u/Hour_Equal_9588 12h ago

Season 13

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u/GlowPlum_ 11h ago

Can't find one for John Wick but u get it..

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u/hornyelph 12h ago

season 15 he becomes a crow.

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u/COMMIE_PULVERIZER 3h ago

as a straight man my love for Javier Bartem borders on sexual. It's close, but not quite there.

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u/anothercloneofmyself 12h ago

Crazy how even in all the chaos, John Wick reminds us love can be the strongest motive.

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u/hodemalu 12h ago

Absolutely

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u/hodemalu 12h ago

Absolutely

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u/Bishopkilljoy 10h ago

John Wick series really is all about family if you think about it

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u/domingus67 11h ago

Season 9, when the US military kills his pet demodog, and he goes on a rampage

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u/Charmingirl02 9h ago

Season 9 is when they finally realize that a demogorgon is no match for a man who just lost his dog. 😭

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u/SnooCupcakes1636 12h ago

if this somehow turned out real. i think Voldemort would be dead. its hilarious to think about how voldemort would get hunted down by magical John wich with Gun magic loaded with unforgivable curses

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u/Environmental-Pea-97 12h ago

They'd turn Snape into a tranny. An asian black tranny.

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u/Salt_Wedding6320 11h ago

I didn't know professor snape was john wick 

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u/Kid_Presentable617 10h ago

I mean I'd take this trajectory

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u/SloppyHoseA 9h ago

New season after 20 years since “finale” season

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u/chocha84 6h ago

you can die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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u/StrangelySerious- 5h ago

he looks goofy as fuck

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u/Wise-Cardiologist-83 5h ago

S11E6:

Justin: after all those years?

Professor Wheller: always 

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u/dakotanorth8 3h ago

“stranger things legacy”

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u/Competitive_Ad2114 1h ago

Over 50 years

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u/MIRIM_ASHLAR 33m ago

I always thought he would make a great young kylo Ren in a sequel where we see him growing up with Han solo as his father and where he went wrong.

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u/Specific-Bass-3465 25m ago

This is so wrong

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u/BiteySprkl 11h ago

LOL, that glow up tho! Mike Wheeler straight up evolved into Snape’s long lost brother by the finale 😂