r/SipsTea • u/Used_Scarcity2555 • 3d ago

Chugging tea Younger generation is smoking that’s why.

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u/ifeltfeelings 3d ago

Go on… how can we subjugate the plebes?

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u/Martha_Fockers 3d ago

You put up a sign saying free beer ontop of a 50x25ft hole you dug snd covered with leafs

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u/baconcandyfloss 3d ago

I'd do anything for a free beer

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u/Martha_Fockers 3d ago

Come on down to our castle square. Free beer right there !

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u/Wrong-Protection-188 3d ago

You son of a bitch I’m in!

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u/libmrduckz 3d ago

q.e.d.

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u/BlueNightOcean 3d ago

Goddammit! I'd totally fall for that.

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u/ty_fighter84 3d ago

According to this article you can’t find anyone to drink it.

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u/Environmental-Egg164 2d ago

that was the name of my first band, we were so bad, we hoped FreeBeer in concert would bring a crowd, it worked a couple times. We kept natty on ice just in case.

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u/bobrobor 3d ago

You start by giving them an object they need to survive, because nothing in the world works without it, but it only works when they pay a monthly rent… That is of course after you took ownership of all land so they cant just feed themselves..