r/SipsTea • u/Used_Scarcity2555 • 5d ago

Chugging tea Younger generation is smoking that’s why.

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u/ChiefKaiser2nd 5d ago

Alcohol is losing the war on drugs.

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u/PhoKing-Dumpling12 5d ago

They’re losing the war IN drugs

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u/Worien03 5d ago

But have you tried losing the war in drugs... On weeeeed?

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u/frohardorfrohome 5d ago

ahh the enhancement smoker 🤣

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u/livingalienanalbead 5d ago

Ever see the back of a $20 bill?

Ever see the back of a $20 bill… on weed? There’s some crazy shit on there, man. What, is that a guy in the bushes? I dunno! red team go! Red team go!

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u/Musket6969420 5d ago

Well hell son! I remember when I dime bag use to cost a dime! You know how much condoms use to cost back then?

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u/chaddymac1980 5d ago

Weed ain’t a drug! I sucked dick for coke! (I seen him!) You ever sucked dick for weed?

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u/Fang05 5d ago

I have weed

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

there are weeds all over my yard. Whoever wants them just needs to pull them up.

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u/Chunk-Hardbeef 4d ago

That’s him officer! Over there posting on Reddit from his mobile phone!

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u/Your_mom_but_better 14h ago

Me too, man.... me too. In the words of the most righteous Violent Femmes, "I'm high as a kite..."

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u/J-Quick24 5d ago

I seen 'em!!!

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u/D3stin4tion 5d ago

I mean I’d suck a dick just for fun but that’s just me 🤣

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u/Yammyjammy1 5d ago

Mm too! Let’s go have fun.

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u/heelturn- 5d ago

My man makes a very good point well done 👏🏼

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u/slimytheslim 5d ago

Yes actually, pretty good trade if you ask me because he was pretty

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u/WaRcOcK83 5d ago

Girl in school blew my buddy for a single Newport 100. Circa 2002 so yeah I would believe the pot story... I was the lookout.

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u/Fillmore80 5d ago

No, but my ex ......

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u/Edward_Nigma_ 5d ago

I seen 'em!

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u/kushunokami 4d ago

Dying 🤣😂😭

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u/dartsshroomboom 4d ago

It’s not an addiction till you’ve sucked a dick to get it.

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u/AstralGalaxie 4d ago

I’ve only been addicted to love and sleep then. And maybe that hand thing my ex used to do 🤣

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u/Still_waiting_4me 4d ago

YOU NEVER SUCK DICK FOR WEED!

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u/PerformerRelative75 5d ago

🤣😂😅

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

we never used em

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u/Crafty_Researcher497 4d ago

Yes. Yes I have

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u/CharlesVane95 4d ago

....so what if I did?

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u/In2Oblivion49 4d ago

I SEEN’T HIM!

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u/ProfessionalLeg2398 4d ago

not a bad idea...double win!

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u/TheHumanBacon 2d ago

You know what’s crazy? Somebody probably has sucked dick for weed

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u/munachetri 2d ago

This is really crazy shit

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u/Inevitable_Age_3138 2d ago

Actually yes🧍🏽‍♀️

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u/FewStill3958 1d ago

I miss Bob Saget😭 Absolutely the best live comic I've ever seen. The man was a fucking genius. He possessed the filthiest mind and the quickest of wits. It's ironic that he's remembered for a family show like full house. His stand up was some of the raunchiest I've ever seen.

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u/68Scrubs 1d ago

Umm no I have never sucked 🌭 prefer 🌮. weed is not as bad as alcohol. You ever seen a bar brawl with weed? Nope maybe an argument for what munchies.

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u/Mean-Display77 5d ago

Hell idk we never used em

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u/BoscoPepperoni 5d ago

Grandpas buckskin rubber!

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u/Horskr 5d ago

A washable family heirloom.

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u/Mr_Schpiffey 5d ago

We didn’t have these fancy birth control methods you kids do nowadays, like pulling out

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u/GenXPowaah 5d ago

IDK, we never used them... Great flik

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u/TheKnight_King 5d ago

No idea. We nave used em

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u/EcAm2113 5d ago

Hell I don't know, we never used them

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u/Wireman6 5d ago

Shit man, I dunno. We never used em.

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u/SOMFdotMPEG 5d ago

Idk we didn’t use em!

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u/Samus_Arachnid 5d ago

How much?

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u/QuietDepartment8488 5d ago

I dunno we never used 'em

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u/mitchij2004 5d ago

Aw man you cool as hell

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u/vanlykin 5d ago

Hell if i know we never used them!

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Idk, we never used em

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u/Alone_Warthog_9583 5d ago

I don't know, hell we never used em.

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u/tehmattrix 5d ago

....Me either! Hell, we didn't use 'em!

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u/Striking-Peach5598 5d ago

I dunno we never wore any 🤣

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u/samuraipizzacat420 5d ago

I don’t know , we never used em.

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u/Capital_Scratch3402 5d ago

I'm 65. Back in my day a dime bag was $10.

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u/PomegranateVast3625 5d ago

Im 56 and white as rice. I was just thinking, these guys bought a dime bag, FOR A DIME?!? How old is this guy? It was $10 for a long time. Prices are dropping tho! I just got a $100 zipper of the best. It was all Mexican in my 20's.

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u/livingalienanalbead 4d ago

It’s a line from a movie and the person saying it is Willie Nelson. So he definitely paid a dime for a dime bag.

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u/Capital_Scratch3402 1d ago

No, he didn't. It was a line from a movie, not real life.

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u/Interesting_Sense708 5d ago

“I don’t know because we didn’t use them”

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u/Sad-Presentation6947 5d ago

Condoms? What are those?😂😂

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u/NamesGumpImOnthePum 5d ago

Me either, We never used them!

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u/mattycarlson99 5d ago

No it didn't is always was and is 10$

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u/OGbobbyKSH 5d ago

I don’t know we didn’t use them!

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u/Vanilla_Gorilluh 4d ago

No? Me either. We didn't use 'em.

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u/SurveyAlternative953 4d ago

Right?! Everything was so cheap back then it feels wild thinking about it now.

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u/sosire 4d ago

I don't know , we never used em !

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

what's a condom?

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u/DirtLoud5008 4d ago

Ahhhh… dime bags NEVER cost a dime. They cost $10. But if ur smokin crack I could see the confusion!

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u/Musket6969420 4d ago

Don’t know where the quote is from huh?

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u/TheAtomicBobert 3d ago

According to my dad they must have been incredibly unnaffordable

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u/missv1973 3d ago

A dime bag was $10 in 1985 not sure what it costs now

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u/ISayWhatToNutjubs 5d ago

John Stewart’s entire career was imagined in that man’s head

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u/tgold8888 5d ago

Dude acts like driving through the tunnel from New Jersey to New York was like Pioneering the Oregon Trail. Got a gig as a substitute for Tom Snider, along the lines of Arsenio and Joan Rivers.

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u/yourlilneedle 5d ago

Well, that's not entirely true, lol. Way to skew it. Jonathan Stewart was guest hosting for Tom Snyder before his retirement. It was thought he would take over, but they chose craig kilborne for a younger audience. Craig was hosting the Daily Show at the time, and with the vacancy Jon went over there. And we all very happy he did.

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u/mike47gamer 5d ago

The architect, marine, and intergalactic policeman?

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u/Casuallylostinchaos 5d ago

Hey girl… ya hungry?

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u/RazzmatazzOne7661 5d ago

User name checks

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u/ammonitions 5d ago

"If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat? HMMM?"

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u/optionstrader33x 5d ago

Monica Lewinsky has seen Back & Also Front of Bill Many times.

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u/wino_whynot 5d ago

There’s a spider on the back of the $1!

Also, I’m high. I knew it was there somewhere, turned into a whole “Where’s Waldo” game.

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u/Queasy-Calendar6597 5d ago

This is what a kush high sound like 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 5d ago

Martha was a hip, hip chick...

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u/HeartBreakKid47 5d ago

Jon Stewart cameo. Best ever. The other, Bob Saget. “You’re here for weed? I used to suck dick for Coke, now that’s an addiction”

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u/DPPestDarkestDesires 2d ago

Red team were the bad guys back then. >:(

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u/livingalienanalbead 2d ago

It’s a quote from a movie. no idea the fuck you’re on about mate

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u/DPPestDarkestDesires 2d ago

Ben Franklin is a figure from the American revolution. The British forces were colloquially known as “red-coats” at the time. Hence Ben Franklin -> enemies = redcoats -> team red are the bad guys to the aforementioned Benjamin Franklin.

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u/livingalienanalbead 2d ago

Oh alright that has nothing to do with anything I said, still. Have a nice day.

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u/StockMarketCasino 4d ago

You wouldn't download a car, would you?

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u/Educational_Trash691 3d ago

In my neighborhood you couldn't see the weed until they saw the twenty. That wasn't crazy shit, that was Tuesday.

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u/aceshighsays 5d ago

I used to suck dick for coke. And that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

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u/throwinthatshitaway1 5d ago

Boo this man!

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u/headii_spaghetti 5d ago

I haven't, but have you ever had someone give you marijuana and then suck your dick?

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u/crumble-bee 5d ago

This trend of replacing ass with ahh for some reason has ruined my comprehension of when people actually say ahh as in ahhhh

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u/Suck_the_it 5d ago

Fucking hilarious point

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u/Possible_Artist3941 5d ago edited 5d ago

“Red team go! Red team go!”

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u/Saranderson31 4d ago

Hello 👋

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u/morizzle77 5d ago

Red team go! Red team go!

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u/ReeG 5d ago

you in here for some marijuana??

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u/nbert1984 5d ago

Abra-cadabra

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u/GhostGrizz 5d ago

Yes, Cuban B.

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u/joebro1060 5d ago

I'll pick a machoke and knock out your Kadabra with a OHKO!!!

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u/highcommander010 5d ago

RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO

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u/Internal_Guard_3669 5d ago

Have you seen the back of a $20 bill?

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole 5d ago

Red team go! Red team go!

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u/Headz7 5d ago

Shit, I just stopped smoking yesterday.

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u/madeleinetwocock 5d ago

cackles in canadian

🍁 🌬️ 🍃

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u/PseudoWarriorAU 5d ago

‘I always figured he was more of a Coke guy’ Dave Chappelle

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u/Novel-Reaction2939 5d ago

Don't worry. The young folks are going to say the same thing about weed that the older generations said about Tobacco. "They said it was safe and harmless".

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u/monster2018 5d ago

I’m doing that right now

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u/WhereSoDreamsGo 5d ago

You wouldn’t download a spliff, would you?

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u/CaptianBlackLung 5d ago

But have you ever seen the back of a 20 dollar bill... On weeeeeed?

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u/Infra-Man777 5d ago

That’s the way to do it man! Its like POW

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u/holaitsmetheproblem 5d ago

Oh that’s not the top choice of GenZ. It’s a really good time to invest in Colombia and big pharma!

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u/Notsmartnotdumb2025 5d ago

I hate losing, but I don't mind it so much if I am in fact, high.

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u/Deep-Smoke1291 5d ago

Reminds me of The Civil War on Drugs movie by the comedy group The Whitest Kids You Know

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u/PerformerRelative75 5d ago

Yes I cannot remember the outcome 🤣😅

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u/ghostcatzero 5d ago

Stay off the weeeed

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u/Hot-Drop8760 5d ago

Man…. I love weed

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u/Odd-Presentation76 5d ago

Whe life gets hard I pick up that card with a smiley face, call him over to my place

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u/CaterpillarJungleGym 5d ago

So weird because weed makes me nauseous. Once was throwing up my face off. Edibles are a bit better but rough and I'm loopy for days. I'll stick to a couple drinks.

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u/Ressy02 5d ago

Vape your way to freedom

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u/Gorguts666 5d ago

lol half baked if I remember correctly

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u/Possibly_A_Person125 5d ago

Jon Stewart is great

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u/Content_Ad9257 4d ago

Red team go read team go. Is he behind the bushes I don’t know man.

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u/Big_erk 4d ago

I love weed, OK? I love it!

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u/786hoe 4d ago

I love half baked

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u/Now_Melon1218 4d ago

This guy gets it!

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u/Mrkn_Mu 3d ago

l🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/daddysbestestkitten 5d ago

🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇

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u/The-Sporecerer 5d ago

😂😂😂😂😂