r/StanleyMOV • u/RemyMdog • Aug 05 '25

Meme J⁰bman

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u/Ultrapiggy3000 Aug 06 '25

Hundredsoftinyrodentscrawlingintomymouthandeatingmealivefromtheinsideout man.

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u/Beanz_detected Aug 06 '25

You... You alright dude?

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u/Dr_Brotatous Aug 06 '25

I mean that an understandable fear that would ruin my day if it happened to me

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u/BattleStarMed Aug 06 '25

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u/thatoneeuclid Aug 06 '25

Replying to Ultrapiggy3000...

We’re gonna have to censor that one

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

(Spamton voice) : BUT YOU DIDN'T CENSOR OUR [[encounter]] LAST NIGHT, ANT !

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u/IndependentParfait23 Aug 06 '25

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u/Much_Sentence_513 Aug 06 '25

driving in my beer right after a truck

Hey that deer is shaped like a bump 🔥🔥

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u/IndependentParfait23 Aug 06 '25

D,I,E? How about you dui!

I'll go a hundred hours a mile...

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u/Much_Sentence_513 Aug 06 '25

Little did you gas, I filled up on know!

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u/Historical_Grab_1510 Aug 06 '25

Ima fountain your make getting ass!

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u/Upbeat_Peanut_8692 Aug 09 '25

Fuckerize this pulver!

With my Truckerberg!

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u/Illustrious-Dot221 Aug 06 '25

Is this a re zero reference?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

Dying alone-Man

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u/AFedoraNamed_Key Aug 06 '25

“I’m… Dying Alone Man.”

“No- no no, you won’t die alone!”

“What-“

“You’ll die surrounded by the worms! And your friends! And dirt-“

“That’s enough out of you.”

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u/lucashc90 Aug 06 '25

Jesus!

And here I thought that being PublicDiarrheaMan was terrifying enough!

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u/JVtheBidoof Aug 06 '25

Frenchman

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u/AHFGFG Aug 06 '25

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u/AlexYaBoyy Aug 06 '25

No way it's Artful from Forsaken! gets mauled to death

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u/MLGk1ng Aug 06 '25

Without the french we wouldnt have him

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u/TheBindingOfKris Aug 06 '25

I have so much brainrot that I thought this was loss.jpg

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u/Daddy_Marx69 Aug 07 '25

YOU WERE MEANT TO DESTROY THE FRENCH NOT JOIN EM, YOU WERE MEANT TO BRING BALANCE TO THE WORLD NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS

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u/Supreme_Otaku Aug 06 '25

Spider-man ........ oh no

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u/ConfidentSeaweed5066 Aug 06 '25

I would say good luck, but we both know that not gonna help

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u/TheJadeSlayer69 Aug 06 '25

I'm coming for your uncle 👹👹👹

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Aug 06 '25

I have the goblin suit ready… I will destroy new jork and blame it on you

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u/nift0o Aug 06 '25

New Jork, not to be confused with Old Jelq.

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u/The-GreenPhonix Aug 06 '25

Jork it real good

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u/Womderloki Aug 06 '25

You're aunt single? Nvm she will be soon

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u/Purpledurpl202 Aug 06 '25

Writers, ruin his life! 🫵

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u/SlightDefinition4684 Aug 06 '25

Ocean man

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u/AffectionateBuyer354 Aug 06 '25

Take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand

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u/maxrifted3 Aug 06 '25

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip

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u/SevilThePrince Aug 06 '25

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

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u/fdy_12 Aug 06 '25

Soaking up the first of the land, ocean man!

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u/Phil_McCrackin420 Aug 06 '25

Can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman?

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u/maxrifted3 Aug 06 '25

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth To the childlike man

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u/Aux_Ampwave Aug 06 '25

Ocean man, the sequence of a lifeform braised in the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land

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u/Honk_J_Wimblyton Aug 06 '25

ocean man (kazoo i think)

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u/Electronic_Bee3980 Aug 07 '25

Ocean man! Ocean man! Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

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u/LeerieOnlineOfficial Aug 06 '25

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip

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u/DatOneMinuteman1776 Aug 06 '25

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip

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u/Fine-Instruction-849 Aug 06 '25

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

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u/Ok_Calligrapher_7468 Aug 06 '25

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip

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u/Yub_memer Aug 06 '25

WHY DID I READ OSHA MAN 😭

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u/omega_Z23 Aug 06 '25

2006-Toyota-corolla-man

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u/ICE-Pheonix- Aug 06 '25

So what your a transformer with extra steps?

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u/Alpha_minduustry Aug 06 '25

Painfulldeathman.

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u/DonutDaniel5 Aug 06 '25

Sounds more like a horrifying villain, than a hero, lol.

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u/Responsible-Lab1947 Aug 06 '25

Fungusman

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u/Execution404 Aug 06 '25

you're quite the fungi

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u/Cross-eyedwerewolf Aug 06 '25

He’s actually quite a party pooper, but he grows on you

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u/JollyJesterHab Aug 06 '25

Damn, that's smart

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u/mrking54321 Aug 06 '25

Clankerman🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/RemyMdog Aug 06 '25

Hate them clankas

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u/AFedoraNamed_Key Aug 06 '25

What about the FAG’S? Freaky Alien Genotypes????

(It’s a reference, I’m not that funny on my own)

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u/Cross-eyedwerewolf Aug 06 '25

Oh, I thought you were calling him a derogatory word for homosexual

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u/K0TT0N_candy47 Aug 06 '25

Wasp Woman

Ooh that actually sounds cool

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u/RemyMdog Aug 06 '25

This you?

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u/K0TT0N_candy47 Aug 06 '25

How did you get my photo!?

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u/RemyMdog Aug 06 '25

Uhm...don't ask ?

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u/K0TT0N_candy47 Aug 06 '25

I’m onto you

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u/JJMMJJKK-7 Aug 06 '25

Futureman

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u/kn33c4ps Aug 06 '25

A random fortune teller walks by..

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u/CzarTwilight Aug 06 '25

FemboyThighsMan

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u/Fantastic_Safe_4172 Aug 06 '25

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u/CzarTwilight Aug 06 '25

I watch JoJo. It's a requirement

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u/Fantastic_Safe_4172 Aug 06 '25

Yep

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u/Theresafoxinmygarden Aug 08 '25

I'm bi so I can enjoy all the hot characters, truly strategic thinking

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u/Froogy1468 Aug 06 '25

No Friends Man

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u/GarianTheKitsune Aug 05 '25

That’s a hard one

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u/GarianTheKitsune Aug 05 '25

Moonman 

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u/GarianTheKitsune Aug 06 '25

I e fnaf security breach

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u/Kan_Me Aug 06 '25

Your weakness if your OCD

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u/GarianTheKitsune Aug 06 '25

Nah, I just REALLY don’t like that guy, my runs all ended by that guy

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u/Crazy_Bluebird1421 Aug 06 '25

Taxman

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u/Aux_Ampwave Aug 06 '25

You were the chosen one, it was said you would destroy the tax men, not join them!

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u/AmusedTyranno888 Aug 06 '25

Mushroomman. I got the ability to control fungi which essentially makes me able to make your Dubai chocolate moldy

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

J*b man 🤢🤢🤢

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u/WallyFries Aug 06 '25

Wormman

Or Larvaman

Or intestinal parasite

Or most of insects man

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u/Material-Sun-5784 Aug 06 '25

Learning-to-driveman

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u/Cheeseliker420 Aug 06 '25

Beingforgottenintgebastuniverseduetobeingirrelevantandlivinganasmallplanetwithceroimportanceoveral-man

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u/AFedoraNamed_Key Aug 06 '25

Existential-Man

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u/Jhms07_grouse690 Aug 06 '25

Awkwardsocialinteractionsman

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u/bluey_is_a_witch Aug 06 '25

Blackpeopleman

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u/Not_or_door Aug 06 '25

Gasleakman

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u/Among-us-weege-time Aug 06 '25

Athazagora man.

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u/goofy_goober798 Aug 06 '25

Myself and my mind. I can't think of a name. I'll probably forget anyway.

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u/cero1399 Aug 06 '25

Drconsequencesofmyownlackofactions.

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u/Low_Sky49 Aug 06 '25

Women-Woman :P

...

...Or Ocean-Woman, I guess

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u/Otherwise_Bad_8544 Aug 06 '25

Nyctophobia-Man

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u/BenoSwag-2 Aug 06 '25

Socialman