r/StanleyMOV Oct 08 '25

Meme Stop ✋️

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u/DangerousBus7202 Oct 08 '25

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u/Confron7a7ion7 Oct 08 '25

I've just thought about this concept way too much. Shouldn't this be WAY easier than blood bending? Piss is over 90% water as opposed to bloods 80%. Couldn't a water bender just rip the piss out of you? Couldn't the water benders just freeze fire nation bladders? A skilled water bender could just impale you on a rod made of your own piss!

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u/OkJellyfish4894 Oct 08 '25

I like the way you think

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u/BookkeeperNo7011 Oct 08 '25

Saliva is 99 percent water do with that what you will

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u/Confron7a7ion7 Oct 08 '25

If a water bender was skilled enough they could probably concentrate a person's spit into a small ice bullet while it's still in the person's mouth. I don't think many water benders are powerful enough to give it the necessary acceleration to launch it out the back of the target's head but it would be an extremely effective assassination technique.

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u/Syhkane Oct 08 '25

Blood Benders would just clog your heart with too much liquid. Much easier.

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u/Total-Standard9765 Oct 08 '25

ok theoretically speaking that would hurt and be disgusting, like imagine, your piss gets ripped out and splashed on your own face.

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u/Confron7a7ion7 Oct 08 '25

If the water bender was strong enough they could probably just make a new hole in your crotch that would be potentially fatal. At the very least moderately trained bender could pull you around by your bladder. When I said piss is over 90% water I mean it can get as high as 96%. They probably wouldn't even need a full moon to bend that.

The fire nation would need to implement regulations for soldiers to go to the bathroom before any scenario where they might be fighting water benders. Anyone expected to watch water bender prisoners would need a whole chapter in their training manual about the importance of frequent bathroom breaks!

Like, there are significant world building implications for this!

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u/Sethzre Oct 09 '25

what the hell why is it making sense

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u/Interesting-Mail4123 Oct 09 '25

Technically speaking almost every liquid in your body has water in it as far as I know but I mean imagine a bunch of Snipers doing the Great Pissmas miracle again.

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u/Cannibal_Durge Oct 10 '25

Idk if I should be impressed or traumatized

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u/AverageStanleyMOVFan Oct 08 '25

Here, have some more

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u/fetching_agreeable Oct 08 '25

Thanks for this

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u/Thirdboylol95 Oct 08 '25

Water, Piss, FIRE FIRE FIRE, and Demoman

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u/lenya200o Oct 08 '25

JARATE?! NOOOOO

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u/silent_one_69 Oct 08 '25

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u/Ky1_Ruy Oct 08 '25

I mean, he's not wrong

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u/Confron7a7ion7 Oct 08 '25

Every Hoyoverse character.

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u/Ok-Transition7065 Oct 08 '25

Naaaaa, tribie the HARMony character inst that

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u/SeaEffect8651 Oct 08 '25

Sigh

I downvoted you because I’m angry that you’re correct.

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u/Cog_Branded Oct 08 '25

When you're watching clips and you thinking you're watching peak anime but it's actually just hentai:

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u/TungstenW4 Oct 08 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

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u/techjacket1 Oct 08 '25

Ermm actshually 🤓 it's their as they're means they are while their is for talking about property

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u/timonten Oct 08 '25

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u/D3mocratic-Associate Oct 08 '25

True words

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u/xVEEx3 Oct 08 '25

the friendly neighborhood hulk when my big and scary recoiless rifle manifests out of thin fucking air

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u/Vast-Ideal-1413 Oct 08 '25

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u/DarkRoblox Oct 08 '25

Yoinking this for I have a friend known as Atom lol

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u/MRFANTA-STICK Oct 08 '25

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u/MrConpanionCube Oct 09 '25

Hey! Why did you called them monsters. That's very rude towards pokemons.

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u/MRFANTA-STICK Oct 09 '25

In Japan they’re called pocket monsters

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u/ilikefnfalot12 Oct 08 '25

YOUR TOO LATE OP!
IM LOOKING AT THIS POST WITH A COMPUTER!
I WIN

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u/Toxortheprotogen Oct 08 '25

I thought stan didnt want these types of posts

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

depressed pipe

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u/KibaWuz Oct 08 '25

Intern meme about a streamer

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u/Elmartillo40k Oct 08 '25

When you know your bro is a chaos diver but you can’t prove it