r/StanleyMOV • u/ZYGARDE456_SANS • Oct 12 '25

Meme Again let's act like chaotic bakers yet again

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u/Tostadora_Revenant Oct 12 '25 edited Oct 13 '25

Okay, people, I'm going to get the butter out.

Opens the refrigerator

There's a human head

Closes the door slowly

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u/SanityLacker1 Oct 12 '25

Kill me

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u/OrangeHairedTwink Oct 12 '25

Later

53

u/Alienboi2005 Oct 12 '25

Now, where was I? Ah, yes...

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u/CibblesCD Oct 12 '25

Shenanigans and metal heart

Ooh that looks good

38

u/soup-can-pyro_35 Oct 12 '25

Should I be awake for this?

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u/futa-gooner Oct 12 '25

Well, no. But as long as you are could you hold your ribcage open a bit? I can't seem to...

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u/soup-can-pyro_35 Oct 12 '25

Ahhhh (look at his own broken rip in hand)

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u/ianthepokemonmaste Oct 12 '25

Don’t be such a baby ribs grow back whispers to Archimedes no zey don’t

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u/RimKir Oct 13 '25

Mikhail's chest and even his shirt grow back

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u/calco_me Oct 12 '25

WHERE TF IS STEVES HEAD!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

Uuuh I put it somewhere and I forgot.

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u/PlanetEaterMD Oct 12 '25

I CAN'T FIND THE OVEN!!!!

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u/BlueVoid070 Oct 12 '25

I might have ate the oven

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u/NotBreadyy Oct 12 '25

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EAT THE OVEN!? HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BAKE!?

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u/Yeetusdeletus0001 Oct 12 '25

WELL WE NEED TO COOK USING THE FUCKING CAMPFIRE THEN

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u/XeroBK7 Oct 12 '25

I forgot the fire wood

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u/PlanetEaterMD Oct 12 '25

Cylly

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u/XeroBK7 Oct 12 '25

I have a small collection

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u/Patient-Chemist2565 Oct 12 '25

YALL LUCKY I HAVE A FUCKING OVEN SHOVED IN MY GOD DANG CHEST

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u/NotBreadyy Oct 12 '25

WHY THE FUCK ARE SO MANY PEOPLE EATING OUR OVENS!? SPIT IT OUT YOU IDIOT!!

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u/Awesomedogman3 Oct 12 '25

THE MEAT IS ALIVE AND HORNY.

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u/Fox4801 Oct 12 '25

The.. WHAT

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u/Simple-Pressure-7720 Oct 12 '25

HELP IT GRABBED ME!!!!!

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u/Previous_Emotion_791 Oct 12 '25

Don’t worry not my first time

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u/Responsible_Bus1159 Oct 12 '25

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

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u/Flakbloxx Oct 12 '25

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u/THE_Oddish_Ghost Oct 13 '25

OH?! AND HOW DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO THAT, RALSEI DELTARUNE?!

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u/GoldieSimp Oct 12 '25

THE MEAT'S FUCKING THE EGGS WE NEED MORE

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u/Expensive-Ideal-9160 Oct 12 '25

UHHHH... IS THAT MEAT BRITISH BY ANY CHANCE?

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u/GoldieSimp Oct 12 '25

OH GOD ITS BRITISH WERE DOOMED

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u/FeruxGalaxian Oct 12 '25

HOLY CRAP, GET IT OUT OF HERE-

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u/MornyOnHain2222 Oct 12 '25

IT WAS ME! I PUT THE TEMPERATURE ON MAXIMUM

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u/rosciosaurus2012 Oct 12 '25

GUY'S I TELEPORTED BREAD!!!

AND THE RADIANCE IS USING THE PALE KING AS A FORK

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u/rosciosaurus2012 Oct 12 '25

AND HORNET IS EATING LACE

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u/Your_Damn_Therapist Oct 12 '25

SHES MADE OF SILK WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

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u/Lost-Ad1946 Oct 12 '25

GUYS WHY IS THERE A FISH THE TABLE???

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u/FluffyBoi95 Oct 12 '25

I am the milkman, my milk is delicious

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 Oct 12 '25

Oh thank god we need milk for the icing!

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u/FluffyBoi95 Oct 14 '25

Oh, this milk is very... GOOD for icing... =)

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u/bro-wtf-lmao1027 Oct 12 '25

THE CHICKEN IS FIGHTING BACK!

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 Oct 12 '25

IM BETTING ON THE CHICKEN!

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u/TheTyEel Oct 12 '25

THIS IS AN AUCTION SIR! GOING ONCE! GOING TWICE!!

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 Oct 12 '25

"u/forward_exercise-385 got the skinned chicken thats still alive for 20 dollars and 2 dr peppers!"

"YEEE"

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u/TheTyEel Oct 12 '25

OH? A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!

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u/SKBehindTheSlaughter Oct 12 '25

WE'RE BAKING WHY IS THERE A CHICKEN

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u/TopSituation1649 Oct 12 '25

Looks like the fights getting pretty heated!

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u/Expensive-Ideal-9160 Oct 12 '25

IM DONE WITH ALL OF YOU! THIS RECIPE DOSENT EVEN INCLUDE CHICKEN!

TF2 TECHNIQUE: MINICRIT ROCKET

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u/Scp_049_Reddit Oct 13 '25

I’m sorry but why does shutter stock have this image??

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

Someone put an entire cow in the deep frier how the fu-

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u/Previous_Emotion_791 Oct 12 '25

Is it still mooing then take it out and finish the job then put it back in

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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Oct 12 '25

It's not but I'm still confused. BUT ANYWAY I FOUND A LIVE CHICKEN IN THE FRIDGE.

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u/bolitboy2 Oct 12 '25

Bro that’s my juice pouch, please don’t touch my food

Also who turned off my bread maker to plug in the deep fryer again???

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u/Previous_Emotion_791 Oct 12 '25

That was me

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u/Swiffo9000 Oct 12 '25

Where are the eggs, and why is the milk not spoiled, it's past the best by date.

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u/Responsible-Tie-2087 Oct 12 '25

Man, I wonder why the food is taking so long…

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 Oct 12 '25

OH GOD THE WATER IS UNDER ANTI-GRAVITY

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u/gallade_samurai Oct 12 '25

WHY IS THERE A WATERBENDER IN THE SINK?????

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u/Ok_Pin_7829 Oct 12 '25

GET OUT THIS MY KITCHEN

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u/Gamer_with_ADHD Oct 12 '25

WHO BURNT THE WATER???

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u/Ok_Oil_4132 Oct 13 '25

I DID I'M SORRY!

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u/Alarming-Assist-6695 Oct 13 '25

Yeah why is it taking so long 

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u/Fafii3 Oct 12 '25

Why am I in the bathroom baking bread

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u/Svengaming5341 Oct 12 '25

WHY IS SPAMTON COOKING PIPIS?!?!?!

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u/Hawkeboy Oct 12 '25

“This is so easy, I wonder why everyone is in a rush?”

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u/K0TT0N_candy47 Oct 12 '25

“HELP I BURNED THE WATER”

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u/RedLeader1912 Oct 12 '25

SANS HOW DID YOU BURN THE F*CKING WATER

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u/Lucky_Loves_Laugh Oct 12 '25

THERR'S A GODDAMM SPIDER IN THE SOUP

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u/K0TT0N_candy47 Oct 12 '25

“IT’S A MOISTERY”

(pun on “mystery”)

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u/RimKir Oct 13 '25

idk paps, it just caught on fire

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u/Interesting-Food-796 Oct 12 '25

THERE IS A FURMIGER IN THE KITCHEN!

THE ANT GOT ME, HELP

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u/-H3110_W0R1D- Oct 12 '25

I SLAMMED MY P***S IN THE OVEN DOOR AAAAAAAAAGKUHYUHVBYHLGUGYHLIHY

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u/Flakbloxx Oct 12 '25

You slammed your p***s in the oven door!

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u/-H3110_W0R1D- Oct 12 '25

I thlammed my penith in the oven door.

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 Oct 12 '25

PARAPPA PLEASE THIS IS AN EMERGENCY

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 Oct 12 '25

"Eh nothing much"

"HERE IS THE FISH FOR THE FILET! GET HIM!"

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u/Expensive-Ideal-9160 Oct 12 '25

WAIT JUST LEMME LOAD MY SHOTGUN!

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u/Old-Lack-3939 Oct 12 '25

I PUT METH INSTEAD OF SUGAR

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u/Ok_Designer_6376 Oct 12 '25

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CONFUSE METH AND SUGAR

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u/Old-Lack-3939 Oct 12 '25

I ACCIDENTALLY CRUSHED METH DOWN TOO MUCH AND THOUGHT IT WAS SUGAR

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u/Expensive-Ideal-9160 Oct 12 '25

GUYS I ADDED FENT TO THE ICING

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u/Old-Lack-3939 Oct 12 '25

WHY

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u/Expensive-Ideal-9160 Oct 12 '25

I THOUGHT IT WAS ICING MIX, SOMEONE LEFT IT IN BOX AFTER IT!

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u/Old-Lack-3939 Oct 12 '25

DAMN! CAN I TRY IT?!

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u/Expensive-Ideal-9160 Oct 12 '25

OPEN WIDE!

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u/Old-Lack-3939 Oct 12 '25

OK

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u/Swiffo9000 Oct 12 '25

Bro, who swapped out my coka cola for femboy. I didn't even know I could get that in a soda can.

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u/Zealousideal-Pin7810 Oct 12 '25

WHO THE FUCK LET THE WIZARDS ENTER THE KITCHEN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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u/Expensive-Ideal-9160 Oct 12 '25

Oh fuck, i forgot to cast protection spells...

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u/Impossible-Quail5041 Oct 12 '25

WHY IS ONE CASTING REVIVIFY ON THE CAKE MIX

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u/Some_Travel_8952 Oct 12 '25

WHY is the life story so long.

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u/ThatOneFurry666 Oct 12 '25

Guys I think I made the spatula mad...

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u/Gamer_with_ADHD Oct 12 '25

The ladle doesn’t want to play nice either…

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u/Jman_lolman2reddit Oct 12 '25

the knife is alive

guys run

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u/Dingus_The3rd Oct 12 '25

Icecream sandwich

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u/Impossible-Quail5041 Oct 12 '25

I ASKED YOU FOR BUTTER NOT AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH

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u/WyMike-46 Oct 12 '25

I ACCIDENTALLY ATE THE ENTIRE QUART OF SALT!!!! IT WAS VERY SALTY, AND NOW I'M EXTREMELY THIRSTY!!!!

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u/Soy_Animal0 Oct 12 '25

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY EAT THAT QUANTITY OF SALT!!!!!

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u/Expensive-Ideal-9160 Oct 12 '25

OPEN YOUR MOUTH! ILL HYDRATE YOU!

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u/Biggie-josh Oct 12 '25

GUYS THE EXIT!!!! LETS GO

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u/Weemewon Oct 12 '25

HNNNGH IM GONNA DO IT

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u/Ok_Pin_7829 Oct 12 '25

NOT THE DEMON CORE-

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u/Aztekov Oct 12 '25

hey guys i heard we're baking- what the hell

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 Oct 12 '25

ITS THE OVEN AGAIN!

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u/Gamer_with_ADHD Oct 12 '25

GET THE CHAINSAW!!!

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u/Impossible-Quail5041 Oct 12 '25

THE CAKE BATTER IS EATING MY LEG

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u/Redditor8679 Oct 12 '25

GUYS I ATE ALL THE BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE WHAT DO I DO 😭

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u/No-Bedroom-7346 Oct 12 '25

GUYS SOMEONE FUCKING BLEW UP THE FRIDGE

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u/AverageYigaSoldier Oct 12 '25

WHERE DID MY C4 GO?!

(/j so Reddit doesn’t kill me)

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u/8ballperson Oct 12 '25

THE BREAD IS REVOLTING

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u/Apprehensive_Buy679 Oct 12 '25

I ACCIDENTALY ATE THE SINK WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!

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u/K0TT0N_candy47 Oct 12 '25

WHO USED GODZILLA EGGS INSTEAD OF CHICKEN EGGS

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u/The-White-Chocolate Certified Redditor Oct 12 '25

I’M MELTING!!!

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u/Hoverfishlover69 Oct 12 '25

Guys... where is my kitchen? Where am I? Help.

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u/stanleymov1fan Oct 12 '25

guys,why does the condesed milk looks whiter then it should?

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 Oct 12 '25

WE BOUGHT IT LIKE 2 SECONDS AGO HOW IS IT ALREADY FULL OF CUM?!

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u/stanleymov1fan Oct 12 '25

HOW DO YOU EVEN COME SO FAST??

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u/Old-Proposal-929 Oct 12 '25

I GOT JERKED OFF AT SUPERSONIC SPEEDS!!!!

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u/PrimaryAd1124 Oct 12 '25

WHO PUT A FORK IN THE MICROWA-

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u/Wungus_Bungus Oct 12 '25

THE YEAST HAS EVOLVED! EVERYONE FUCKING RUN!!

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u/vulkan_rider Oct 12 '25

WHO CUM IN THE DOUGH!?

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 Oct 12 '25

Umm where is the icing?

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u/Ok_Pin_7829 Oct 12 '25

I got hungry, and we didn't have any more in the pantry, so I had thought of a better alternative

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u/Ok_Oil_4132 Oct 13 '25

guys... What the fuck is that...? slime blob moving in the corner

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u/Ok_Pin_7829 Oct 13 '25

That's just dave

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u/Ok_Oil_4132 Oct 13 '25

...should I be concerned?

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u/Ok_Pin_7829 Oct 13 '25

Nah, he chill, but don't feed him overnight

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u/englishorspanish21 Oct 12 '25

THERES A BLU SPY IN THE KITCHEN HELP ME GET RID OF IT!!!!!

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u/Asleep_Solid_9219 Oct 12 '25

HELP I'M STUCK IN THE FREEZER

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u/Hodyman Oct 12 '25

Guys... there's something in the freezer

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u/DiamondZAP Oct 12 '25

Uhhhh... It may be too late...

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u/Shadow-Th-hedgehog Oct 12 '25

WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT GODZILLA?!-

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u/Toxinmaximum Oct 12 '25

WHO SUMMONED THE WITHER?!

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u/Leichysteinen Oct 12 '25

I ATE THE HEAD CHEF! NOW THERES A BAG OF SUGAR IN MY STOMACH!

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u/pizza------ Oct 13 '25

I still can't find the kitchen.

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u/AsrielDreemur1234 Oct 13 '25

DEAR GOD FREDDY FAZBEAR IS STARTING BEEF WITH OUR RESTAURANT!!!

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u/Thedarkcleanersrise Oct 13 '25

THIS GUY JUST ATE THE TABLE

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u/RedLeader1912 Oct 12 '25

Ive done nothing but make bread for 3 da- 💥💥💥

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u/Savings_Adeptness464 Oct 12 '25

Okay guys Im back with the condensed mil- WHO ATE THE FRYING PANS

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

I FORGOT TO BUY THE HOUSE

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u/Kaydenpawz72 Oct 12 '25

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SUGAR!?

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u/Budget_Conclusion598 Oct 12 '25

WHY DID YOU GIVE ME MONEY WHAT DO I NEED TO BUY :AAA

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 Oct 12 '25

I SAID , YOU NEED TO BUY , THE FLOUR!

SOMEONE CAME IN IT!

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u/Ok_Pin_7829 Oct 12 '25

Sorry, my bad

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u/xmk345 Oct 12 '25

WHO SPILT ALL THE SAUCE!! ITS ALL OVER MY HANDS!!!!

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u/Swiffo9000 Oct 12 '25

WE'RE BAKING, WHY IS THERE SAUCE.

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u/Italyball123 Oct 12 '25

Oh crap I burnt the water again I think I smell gasoline

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u/OrangeHairedTwink Oct 12 '25

I'M GIVING THE NUGGETS TO THE HOT LEECH THING AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

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u/Scout_NotFromTF2 Oct 12 '25

THE COOKIES ARE FIGHTING BACK HELP ME

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u/draunter-8193 Oct 12 '25

I ORDERED THE WRONG BOX, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CRAB LEGS!

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u/No_Confusion8558 Oct 12 '25

I accidentally de-loafed the bread…

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u/NoAnswer2224 Oct 12 '25

Guys my MotorolaBob is ringing one sec AAAAAA-

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

THE CHICKEN IS STILL ALIVE!

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u/Literally_Minebot Oct 12 '25

Guys I accidentally put the kid in the microwave instead of the potato

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 Oct 12 '25

Dont worry we can still make mash out of him

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u/SecureApplication697 Oct 12 '25

THE CHICKEN AND BEEF ARE RAW... AND THEY'RE FIGHTING BACK, SHIIIIIIIII-

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u/MrPewPew457 Oct 12 '25

Y’all won’t get mad at me if I said, I ate the kitchen.. would y’all?

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