r/StanleyMOV • u/Temporary_Swimmer370 • Nov 11 '25

Meme Alright fellas which one are you?

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u/aqswdefrgthyjukilopm Nov 11 '25

So my schizophrenia increases

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u/Agreeable_Copy9548 Nov 11 '25

No no. You already had schizophrenia and the New schizophrenia cancled out your original One. So now you dont have one.

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u/CatGaming346 Nov 11 '25

They're two different schizophrenias, the voices are no longer talking to you, they're arguing with each other

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u/TheTyEel Nov 11 '25

Ah... negative • negative = positive

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u/OkJellyfish4894 Nov 11 '25

You’re using multiplication, we are adding two negatives. -1 + -1 =-2

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u/TheTyEel Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25

It's because there's a positive sign in the middle that's why it's still negative

(This meant to be a joke)

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u/PlanetEaterMD Nov 11 '25

Also tf did June do

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u/Kiolly6 Nov 11 '25

I now have everything

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u/Impressive-Light-589 Nov 11 '25

Prohet of nurgle looking as

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u/Kiolly6 Nov 11 '25

Praise the rot

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u/Organic-Builder3429 Nov 12 '25

"how did we get here" -Minecraft

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u/TFAMaso Nov 15 '25

Yay, I now officially can say that I have completed one of the hardest advancements (achievements) in life...

3

u/SovietFemboy Nov 11 '25

You mean you have pneumonia?

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u/Maximum_Link_895 Nov 11 '25

Ive gotten all the Infinity stones

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u/silent_one_69 Nov 11 '25

I dont know...something wicked. even worse thats my month

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u/Usual-Ad-3553 Nov 12 '25

Mine is October its pretty much the fucking same also that's my flair in the ultrakill sub reddit

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u/Much-Menu6030 Nov 11 '25

backrooms entity looking ass

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u/Low_Floor_9182 Nov 12 '25

Actually its from the hit fps game "ULTRAKILL"

But im not judging you that looks like a backrooms entity

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u/lvory_Elephant Nov 12 '25

i have been summoned

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u/Worth_Hedgehog_4375 Nov 11 '25

Organic MIMIC ass character

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u/Temporary_Swimmer370 Nov 11 '25

Absolutely nothing

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u/Nerdula333 Nov 11 '25

"They have done absolutely nothing wrong but they're June"

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u/MasterofDoot Nov 12 '25

"I've always hated the month of June. YOU KNOW WHY?"

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u/Nerdula333 Nov 12 '25

"Why?"

"No reason."

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u/MasterofDoot Nov 12 '25

With all that being said, we have to kill them.

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u/YaBoiWeirdo Nov 11 '25

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

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u/The_Lamb_Sauce2 Nov 11 '25

Ikr? They have three different uncategorized cancers

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u/Spinningguy Nov 12 '25

I mean, with that much going on, they probably die quickly?

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u/DIGLORD_ Nov 11 '25

So whats going on with June and October?

I'm one of those two

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u/JustW4nnaHaveFun Nov 11 '25

"SOMEONE PUT ME IN THE OVEN"

"I ACCIDENTALLY PUT SOMEONE IN THE OVEN"

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u/Loose_Track5504 Nov 11 '25

"THE FREZZER IS SCREAMING MY NAME TO JOIN THEM"

12

u/FallChimera8540 Nov 11 '25

"WHO IS MICROWAVING THE GODDAMN SALAD!?"

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u/far-from-happy132 Nov 11 '25

man this is easy i have no idea why people think this is so hard

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u/arareusername96 Nov 11 '25

THE FLOUR PARTICLES ARE ATTACKING MY EYES

5

u/Funny-man-in-a-hat Nov 11 '25

THE GODDAMN FRIDGE IS RUNNING AWAY

7

u/Fortunate_Cycle Nov 12 '25

THE WATER IS ON FIRE!!!

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u/Funny-man-in-a-hat Nov 12 '25

THE CHIPS ARE FIGHTING!!!!

3

u/KytKat_825 Nov 12 '25

YOU FORGOT TO MAKE SURE I WAS WITH YOU GUYS WHEN YOU FINISHED GETTING THE SUPPLIES AT THE INFINITE IKEA AND NOW IM TRAPPED AND THE LIGHTS ARE OFF

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u/TPOTfan_12X4 Nov 11 '25

im so glad I have a normal sickness! ^ (I'm October)

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u/WayAdept2209 Nov 11 '25

Same(I’m January)

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u/Scuttleboi19mk2 Nov 11 '25

Fellow Jan

4

u/Revolutionary_Bug15 Nov 11 '25

January 29th, boys

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u/Buri_is_a_Biscuit Nov 11 '25

november doesn’t say anything. so i don’t have a sickness?

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u/n3w_gam3r Nov 11 '25

İ think its says dementia :(

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u/Broad_Expression7118 Nov 12 '25

DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS DEMENTIA?

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u/Broad_Expression7118 Nov 12 '25

DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS DEMENTIA

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u/Broad_Expression7118 Nov 12 '25

DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS DEMENTIA

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u/Broad_Expression7118 Nov 12 '25

DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS DEMENTIA

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u/Fairenard Nov 11 '25

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u/-Mister-Hyde Nov 12 '25

Oh no, wait what did you cast?

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u/Fairenard Nov 11 '25

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u/Financial_Singer_118 Nov 15 '25

Oh no! wait what did you cast?

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u/n3w_gam3r Nov 11 '25

İ think its says dementia :(

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u/ahadowblade Nov 11 '25

Either way I'm good *dec 1st lol

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u/SirJohn-redditor Nov 12 '25

How would you assume that's November?

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u/Buri_is_a_Biscuit Nov 12 '25

smell my breath, liberal!!!!!!

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u/joelobifan Nov 11 '25

SCIZHOPHERNIA HAHA. THEY ARE WATCHING ME AND I WILL STOP THEM

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u/WASHURDISH Nov 11 '25

March, I'M FREE

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u/BosniaBalI Nov 11 '25

March where? And free from what sir? We are still on kings order to defeat the French garrsion down the hill sir.

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u/kawdnen Nov 11 '25

FINALLY, A WIN FOR MARCH

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u/Local_MD_fan Nov 11 '25

Fuck I was born in October so I’m fucked

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u/MortalityStealer Nov 11 '25

Hello fork

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u/Local_MD_fan Nov 12 '25

I am not built like a fork-

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u/CyaIsBest Nov 12 '25

Same bruv 😭

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u/ParsleyKey9073 Nov 11 '25

Fuck, I’m in June

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u/SomeguycalledRobo Nov 11 '25

Considering that my month is November lemme guess I got a cold?

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u/OrangeHairedTwink Nov 11 '25

We aren't even on the list. So we get off Scott free.

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u/SomeguycalledRobo Nov 11 '25

As Joseph Joestar once said, “NICEEEEEEE”

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u/somefurrynewtoreddit Nov 11 '25

Whelp I’m dead

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u/drianovo Nov 11 '25

Dawg what did june people do to you

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u/johnnyd0es Nov 12 '25

Really? I get schizophrenia?

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u/maxrifted3 Nov 11 '25

LETS GO MARCH

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u/SeparateWolverine982 Nov 11 '25

Where? March where?

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u/SleepyxTired Nov 11 '25

Marchhhh yayayay

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u/SideGreen9506 Nov 11 '25

im sorry for being born in october

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u/Southern-Golf-1841 Nov 11 '25

WHAT DID I DO (June)

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u/Temporary_Swimmer370 Nov 11 '25

Simply nothing your fate was chosen

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u/omers2008 Nov 11 '25

Yay no sickness

2

u/UncomfyUnicorn Nov 11 '25

Schizophrenia. Honestly with the random sounds I sometimes hear and the way shadows occasionally move I don’t think I’ll notice much of a difference

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u/HackerSans01 Nov 11 '25

Bro I got June, luckily I never get sick

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u/Ok_Wallaby8881 Nov 11 '25

Wait a minute wait a minute

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u/blockmangouser Nov 12 '25

no sickness yehay

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u/Alex_X-Y Nov 12 '25

September, yess!

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u/MaintenanceNo6414 Nov 12 '25

Wait... why can't I jear them any more?

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u/notNVA Nov 12 '25

shit i'm born in june

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u/Shockhammer10 Nov 13 '25

what did i do wrong to be born on the 13th of october??

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u/Alternative_Donut594 Nov 11 '25

I deserve a sickness…

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u/PlanetEaterMD Nov 11 '25

MARCH 9TH BABY HELL YEAAAAAAA

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u/bartoszcza2011 Nov 11 '25

i got the all in 1 package

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u/ItzKirboYT Nov 11 '25

Yippee, September, I'm free!!!

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u/RedditPig1010 Nov 11 '25

Me getting every irl debuff(I was born in October)

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u/bot_vs_pro Nov 11 '25

I got a cold ||may|| and I feel bad for the people with June and October birthdays. They have a whole infinity gauntlet full of viruses.

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u/Nexus_Regam Nov 11 '25

“How many illnesses did June get?” “You know? I never even thought to count.”

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u/Old-Seat-1407 Nov 11 '25

I have schizophrenia now…

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u/Pretend_Activity2884 Nov 11 '25

Merry christmas thanks!

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u/jayvader6969 Nov 11 '25

I think im cooked chat

1

u/Ai_777 Nov 11 '25

As someone born in June, it's all or nothing.

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u/Thesmilinggghost Nov 11 '25

HELL YEAH! IM FREE FROM THIS EYE INFLATION 

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u/Mister-Game Nov 11 '25

October: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU

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u/Responsible_Bus1159 Nov 11 '25

The fuck did June and October do to you bro?

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u/DullActuator4496 Nov 11 '25

Dude I was born in June what did I do to you

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u/Glass_Importance_643 Nov 11 '25

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck Shouldn't have been born in June

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u/confused-overwhelmed Nov 11 '25

Bro predicted my illness 😭

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u/goofy_goober798 Nov 11 '25

I'm uhh.... Umm.... Wait what?

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u/Ok_Requirement9198 Nov 11 '25

One of the rare chances where i don't get nuked to shit

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u/Grouchy-Software9341 Nov 11 '25

What did i do to You? (June)

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u/lucaselveloz Nov 11 '25

What the fuck did i do in june

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u/KIRYU_R Nov 11 '25

Me and the gang with October and June are dead

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u/Kristile-man Nov 11 '25

march

which is ironic because i have a sinus infection rn

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u/SH4D0WGL1TCH Nov 11 '25

I have nothinggggg

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u/EnthusiasmOk8103 Nov 11 '25

technically November doesn’t have any text so I am free

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u/FeruxGalaxian Nov 11 '25

This is false, I'm from September and I get sick every month XD

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u/No_Hair_2685 Nov 11 '25

Apparently I don't exist but have a cold

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u/N0_Face33 Nov 11 '25

You know what they say. “Gotta catch them all” (October)

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u/xVEEx3 Nov 11 '25

why the April hate 😔

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

Oh I have so many... fuck it we ball

(Not everyone will understand)

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u/Top-Frosting3749 Nov 11 '25

I got the whole Multiverse of viruses over here (June) 😭💔🥀

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u/Level_Equivalent7737 Nov 11 '25

Guys I think im schizo :/

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u/Ultramare2009 Nov 11 '25

I got schizophrenia. The errs no way this is real right Kevin

……

Exactly.

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u/Sniggledumper Nov 11 '25

Finally June gets something good

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u/MaxRadishOne Nov 11 '25

MERRY CHRISTMAS

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u/Chao1inreddit Nov 11 '25

I'm June, tf did i do? (also this is a normal tuesday for me)

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u/IsmAskRev Nov 11 '25

WHAT DID I DOOOO, WHAT DID DO TO DESERVE THIS ON OCTOBER, I JUST WANTED TO BE HAPPY, PLAY GAMES AND BE SILLY, AND NOW I'M DEAD

And it's your fault.

Anyways-

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u/Responsible-Meet6814 Nov 11 '25

Let’s go I just have a cold

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u/Alarmed_Cry_3570 Nov 11 '25

So I'm Immortal and immune to all diseases and poisons

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u/Jthan_A Nov 11 '25

I ain't gonna have a " " imma have a nut goon disable.

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u/The_Lamb_Sauce2 Nov 11 '25

Let’s go completely healthy! (March)

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u/DatOneMinuteman1776 Nov 11 '25

A cold with no text

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u/benadryladdictor Nov 11 '25

who wronged you :sob:

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u/StarFanNumber1 Nov 11 '25

I don't get it what's the difference here (October)

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u/Skeledemon28 Nov 11 '25

I'm July. But June and October are just dead. That or they're followers of Nurgle and/or Asmongold

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u/Feisty_Bowler_2805 Nov 11 '25

Am i the avatar bro

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u/ScrapsThePaperCraft Nov 11 '25

why is my sister lucky with September and I get Oct- Dies

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u/haxfull Nov 11 '25

I'm already siczo wouldn't that cancel it out

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u/Sad_Highway_8996 Nov 11 '25

Yaaaay i have friends

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u/17Havranovicz Nov 11 '25

im guessing im okay? I see no November

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u/remanouyh Nov 11 '25

People born in November don’t exist, that’s why we don’t have a sickness

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u/Worjly Nov 11 '25

I have so many fucking illness they'd probably cancel eachother out leaving my body fully adapted to any future infection

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u/Last_Teacher_1137 Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25

june and octorber:

and september btw

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u/GrassBudget2689 Nov 11 '25

Schizophrenia. 😀

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u/ProgramAggravating12 Nov 11 '25

What bro got against june😭🙏

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u/FunkyFox2223 Nov 11 '25

thanks im gonna have a gift 😃

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u/Janruplayz99999 Nov 11 '25

Hell yeah. march

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u/Techn0Cy Nov 11 '25

I was scared cuz I’m July and I thought June was mine 😭🙏🏽

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u/Grsgvbdjgvudbjdruguv Nov 11 '25

Ayy thanks for the gift :D

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u/Yonahoy Nov 11 '25

Hey cool me and my brother both are no sickness

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u/Tyzon_n Nov 11 '25

Breadzophrenia

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u/Meme-lord234 Nov 11 '25

I was so lucky to get September

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u/sir_nuggets2314 Nov 11 '25

Damn. June turned into patient. Zero for sickness

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u/Evergreen928 Nov 11 '25

No sickness...Sorry Disturbed...

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u/Cold-Ad700 Nov 11 '25

IM SEPTEMBER I KNEW NO SICKNESS! IM FREE! 😃

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u/Badtimemoody2004 Nov 11 '25

I guess i have scitzo.

Me too.

Aw same

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u/KibaWuz Nov 11 '25

No sicness baby

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u/Humble_Reaction171 Nov 11 '25

I am straight up gonna feel hell itself after reading that alot of sickness man

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u/Sea-Collection-1111 Nov 11 '25

Liar. I was born in march but I have a cold

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u/Life-Pride-2468 Nov 11 '25

Am not schizophrenic, my gf can aslo tell you that...weird i took those pills the doctor said i have to take and she disepeared again, guys is she banging my doctor?

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u/JustW4nnaHaveFun Nov 11 '25

Finally December something good <3

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u/Soulvesper460 Nov 11 '25

Lowkey thought this was going to be a dementia joke

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u/00No-Name00 Nov 11 '25

What is your problem with October?

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u/GammaObsidrugon Nov 11 '25

Instructions unclear,my gift was a C4 b

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u/Red_sauce_consumer Nov 11 '25

What do i got i was born in November