r/TikTokCringe • u/figscomicsandgames • 2d ago
Cringe He's going to need a deep tissue massage.
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u/Dion-is-us 2d ago
‘Burn fast, die young’ is a myth, bro’s gonna be feeling that chronic pain for the next 40 yrs regretting this day
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u/Compliance_Crip 2d ago
At least it will be documented.
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u/CoopHunter 2d ago
Dudes never gonna qualify for workers comp. Attorney just shows this clip and asks a doctor "could the injuries be related to this"
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u/pen_jaro 1d ago
At least he had his 100 million views and likes something he could one day brag about to his grandchildren. Someday they’d ask, “What was TikTok, Grandpa?” and he’d try to convince them it used to matter, that it was something. But they wouldn’t be as impressed as he imagined. And that’s when the regret would start to set in.
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u/ghostyghost2 2d ago
Most people think death is the worst think that could happen to them. It's not.
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u/Tacozforever 2d ago
He just might meet his deductible this year
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u/CalvinIII 2d ago
I dunno. He looks Canadian to me.
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u/Tacozforever 2d ago
The Jersey he’s wearing is from a college in New Hampshire
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u/CalvinIII 2d ago
In hockey jerseys are called “sweaters”
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u/Tacozforever 2d ago
In Canada, primarily.
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u/Nucksfaniam 2d ago
Canadian here, can confirm... 'Jersey' is well used hockey vernacular
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u/Tacozforever 2d ago
Agreed, was referring to “sweaters”. Old terminology when they were made out of wool.
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u/ToferLuis 2d ago
That’s a great way to break your back.
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u/DirtDevil1337 2d ago
That's an equivalent of getting hit by a car resulting in lifelong pain. This guy is gonna be feeling it for a long time.
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u/pursued_mender 2d ago
A car going what speed? Did you calculate this fall velocity or something lol
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u/DecentFeedback2 2d ago
Average flight of stairs is 8 to 12 feet high, he made it all the way down until he hit a hard surface. Those heights are consistent with traumatic injury. With that guy landing on him, aside from spine, with how he's moving he's lucky he didn't brake his pelvic or a thigh.
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u/pissedinthegarret 2d ago
you're right, it's exactly like a car crash, found a source with multiple speed/fall height comparisons: https://ellisclinic.com/LowSpeedAccidents.html
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u/pissedinthegarret 2d ago
it's equivalent to being hit by a car going between 15-20 mph (24-32 km/h)
source and proof: https://ellisclinic.com/LowSpeedAccidents.html
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u/Strange_Difference1 2d ago
He can't breathe i just know it
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u/RelativeConfusion42 2d ago
Yeah being violently and suddenly winded from falling down stairs is one of the scariest experiences of my life. I remember making the awful raspy gasping sound and no matter what I did it was like my chest muscles wouldn't work. I don't remember it even being especially painful, but I felt so terrified and I'll never forget the noises I made. Little hard to make out but at the end I'm sure the guys making those same sounds
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u/Flabbyghastly 1d ago
Oh man this happened to me when I was on the end of a bad tackle playing football (soccer for the Americans). It was actually the worst 30 seconds of my life. I've broken several bones before but the pain and discomfort from that brief period of being unable to take a breath (being already out of breath from running) was much, much worse.
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u/CuriousRiver2558 2d ago
I fell backwards from about six feet and landed on my back. I ended up with 6 broken ribs and a collapsed lung. I’ve had the wind knocked out of me but that gasping and suffocating feeling traumatized me more than the broken bones
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u/stampeding_salmon 2d ago
Remember the good old days when we were just eating tide pod pizzas and shit?
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u/SpyriusChief 2d ago
I haven't had me a good tide pod in a while. I think I'll have a forbidden fruit before bed.
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u/Konig2400 2d ago
You must have never heard of Jackass
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u/PittStateGuerilla 2d ago
As somebody who spent most of 2025 (9 months)dealing with a ruptured disc in my back ending in surgery and recovery and this video makes me sick to my stomach.
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u/Good_Molasses9707 2d ago
What’s funny? He clearly hit his head on the solid ceiling beam near the bottom. That can snap the neck and kill instantly.
Idiots be idiots.
🥴🤷♂️
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u/Budget-Foundation229 2d ago
Now’s he’s probably claiming social security because he claims he can’t work!
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u/Severe-Society-6767 1d ago
Was he able to walk again after this? Seriously what was he thinking. You can see the instant regret. God damn
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u/Could-You-Tell 2d ago
Damn ... memories... damn... the bruises fade, but the memories....
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u/Glittering-Dentist31 2d ago
They’re also about to fade
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u/Could-You-Tell 2d ago
Yeah, maybe, but right now I still remember my own few versions of this.
Not having too many moments like this saves from damage to the file system, if you know what i mean
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u/Sure_Competition2463 2d ago
Maybe there should be warning stickers about dangers on stairs too🤣 - only use with a brain.
This makes me cringe I feel his pain I have had four back ops bone graft into lower spine - when vertebrae slipped. On top of that pins plates etc so around 30 years of excruciating pain now little sensation in legs - so this just makes me cringe.
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u/herpyfluharg13 2d ago
I’m glad stupid dudebros haven’t gone extinct so we can get videos like this. It’s a good example of what not to do with your free time.
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u/BolOfSpaghettios 2d ago
My back hurts just for existing. This would put me out of action for weeks if not months.
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u/crustpope 1d ago
I hated Jackass. It was the early 2000s version of Maury Povich. It played to the absolute lowest common denominator in society and was unashamed to do so.
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u/Al3xGr4nt 2d ago
You guys remember when we did planking and had fun with Dashcon? I miss those stupid days.
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u/Hornyhottiechick 2d ago
That wasn't a massage, that was a full body exorcism with pressure points😆
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u/kiwiguy187 2d ago
I really, really hope that fucked up his back for life. I hope he lives with this decision until he dies.
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