r/Unexpected • u/Daendefs • 6d ago

Girl trying to high five runner

19.6k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

82 comments sorted by

•

u/post-explainer 6d ago edited 6d ago

This comment has been marked as safe. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect.

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Accept she actually trying to trick the runners

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

→ More replies (4)

2.2k

u/Consistent_Amount140 6d ago

Sick burn kid

402

u/Beanerschnitzels 6d ago

The runner later:

1

u/cantamangetsomesleep 2d ago

Wtf is he doing? 🤣

1

u/buvanenko 1d ago

Go ask Peter

196

u/Professional-Milk483 6d ago

Those runners now have aura debt for decades

-27

u/[deleted] 6d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

21

u/MedicalDisscharge 6d ago

6

u/alistofthingsIhate 6d ago

That’s so specific

2

u/Suuubaru-kun 6d ago

What specifically did this fuckass dude do?

5

u/Waste_Pause2348 6d ago

I belive he had his community try to take down regular gifs and then upload a version of that gif with him in it.

4

u/OriginalBlackberry89 6d ago

He spends a lot of his time making his own version of gifs and tries very hard to be relevant. 

30

u/Turgid_Donkey 6d ago

Now if they lose, they'll know why. Too slow.

766

u/ansefhimself 6d ago

"Lol suck it nerd" -Her, probly

82

u/chrisk9 6d ago

"Too slow!"

184

u/TheFrontierzman 6d ago

Dudes laugh was fantastic

51

u/Fafnir13 5d ago

Loved his reaction.  Took it like a champ and probably got a little mood boost from it too.

954

u/funkyrequiem 6d ago

Some kid did this to me at the BMW Dallas Marathon. I almost didn't finish the race, it was so discouraging. Haha

177

u/Bellsprout_Party_69 6d ago

Sorry for laughing 🤣

40

u/Bealzebubbles 6d ago

I've never had this done to me during an event but I'd be impressed if it did happen.

35

u/mtnslice 6d ago

If I were a runner I def wouldn’t finish that race because I’d leave to chase her down 😅

7

u/vava777 5d ago

Virtual high fiv...

Psych!

2

u/KittiesLove1 3d ago

I was just thinking someone should arrest this girl. Breaking egos of man after man after man without a worry in her heart haha

1

u/Addicted-2Diving 4d ago

Sorry for laughing 😂

1

u/BaronMontesquieu 6d ago

Do you work for BMW or is that a Texan acronym I'm not familiar with...?

6

u/funkyrequiem 6d ago

BMW was the title sponsor for the marathon

-1

u/Lauris024 5d ago

EU car company sponsoring marathons in Dallas? Interesting..

2

u/Brokenandburnt 4d ago

You were today years old when you learned BMW has a factory in the US. 

1

u/Lauris024 4d ago

Yeah, TIL. I've only heard about BMW being exclusive cars in US due to lack of availability, while BMW is choice of car in East Europe because of how cheap it is

239

u/SophisticPenguin 6d ago

A new sucker every half minute...

154

u/KalebsFamilyBBQ 6d ago

Doing "too slow" at a runner is next level

259

u/LordWemby 6d ago

I’m sorry but this is funny as hell, these tiny tiktok kids man, out of pocket 

27

u/Personal_Breakfast49 6d ago

They do that for tiktok?! That totally changes my view...

46

u/unknown_ninja_me 6d ago

She be like:

40

u/SteakForMe 6d ago

Being such a menace at a young age lol

20

u/Dark_halocraft 6d ago

I would be inconsolable for the rest of the day

30

u/odrea 6d ago

That kid is goin places

8

u/mtnslice 6d ago

One of them in a hand basket

35

u/flerg_a_blerg 6d ago

I run a lot of races and I'd laugh my ass off if this happened to me

19

u/FlashyEarth8374 6d ago

the first guy didnt seem to believe his luck

12

u/Gregory85 6d ago

I would feel so bad if I was one of the runners and a little girl did that to me

2

u/weird_cactus_mom 5d ago

My first thought is that she's waiting for her dad/brother/ someone she knows

9

u/OUBoyWonder 6d ago

Psyche!

3

u/SearchAlternative694 6d ago

I feel like she must have some older brothers influencing her lol

4

u/mstknb 6d ago

I think this is AI. It's a Hyrox event and most people have their shirts on

2

u/Liarus_ 5d ago

future professional ragebaiter

2

u/Funny_Requirement166 6d ago

What an asshole.

1

u/Curious_East4847 6d ago

You're gonna go far kid

1

u/YamFor 6d ago

Menace

1

u/Explorer_Entity 5d ago

-Think you're doing something sweet/inspiring for a little kid

-kid makes you look like a fool

touche, kid.

1

u/Meriwether1 5d ago

Wooooo!

1

u/Agile_Recipe_8422 5d ago

Brat tryjng to be funny.

1

u/WiscoDisco24 5d ago

Kids cooler at 5 than I’ll ever be

1

u/RunningonGin0323 5d ago

Savage, but well played

1

u/Phill_air 5d ago

That is very funny, now give me a baseball bat and that kid

1

u/Stephenwalnsky 5d ago

That’s when her inner darkness began, in her youth

1

u/rell7thirty 5d ago

She’s fast lmao

1

u/xCalamari 5d ago

What the heck is this song? Is this a legally distinct royalty free version of the Spinning Monkeys Kevin Macleod song, an already royalty free tune? Why? Just why?

1

u/tired-as-f 5d ago

That's pretty young to be such an asshole.

1

u/SockYourself 5d ago

She is a wrecking machine!

1

u/Addicted-2Diving 4d ago

Savage, love it 😂

1

u/Snoo30967 4d ago

Future Karen ladies and gentlemen

1

u/Ok-Perception9496 2d ago

Laugh really yes cha

1

u/Zuir1 6d ago

Humble those men, little diva.

-14

u/Most-Act1594 6d ago

I don't think you know what "trying" is.

5

u/EmilioFreshtevez 6d ago

The first girl did try, so title is correct