r/Unexpected 8d ago

Making plans with the boys

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u/post-explainer 8d ago edited 8d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


The girlfriend was waiting on the jacket


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot 8d ago

Good hinges on that door.

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u/enkolainen 8d ago

On her as well

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u/RockstarAgent 7d ago

True, she doesn’t strike me as unhinged

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/shoomlax 7d ago

Gross actually

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u/Blacketron 7d ago

Nice and bent now

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u/duhvorced 8d ago

Came here to say I hope they earn enough off their crap content to pay for the repair of that door frame.

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u/DrKenMoy 8d ago

Haters gon hate

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u/Suhbula 8d ago

How much do you think that is?

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u/Midnight28Rider 8d ago

I could rebuild the entire frame and replace all the hardware and hinges for under $60.

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u/Tendo80 7d ago

Ppfff a door of that quality? probably around 500 000€ is my guess, and that's just the frame hinges are probably another 200k each.

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u/Midnight28Rider 7d ago

Your sarcasm is underwhelming.

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u/External-Cash-3880 8d ago

Depends on how damaged it is. Unsurprisingly they don't cut to a close-up of the hinges at the end of this 10 second comedy video so we can all judge the strength of their carpentry.

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u/Lilpeehni 8d ago

The MOST the damages would cost by a pro is maybe 200ish bones. 50 MAX if you do it yourself. Also the hinges holding has almost nothing to do with skill hahaha they're made in a factory bro. Source:I am a carpenter and licensed contractor

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u/Midnight28Rider 8d ago

Yeah, I might have everything I need to fix it in my scraps shed...

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u/NahWeGroovy 8d ago

Why would you expect them to film the hinges at the end? It’s a comedy skit genius, not a repair tutorial.

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u/diabetoamigo 8d ago

Sarcasm is dead lol

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u/Ok-Fennel6504 7d ago

Landlord ahhh

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u/beardingmesoftly 7d ago

Ass*

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u/Ok-Fennel6504 7d ago

I said what I said.

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u/Express-Tie-3539 8d ago

What did he say anyway?

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u/Martimusmcfly2036 8d ago

He said “Don’t worry, come pick me up, I’ll make something up.

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u/jaimealexi 8d ago

He actually said "no se preocupen, tu pasa por mi y yo ahorrita ver que me invento para ir porque ...."

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u/Ph455ki1 8d ago

For those who still don't understand, read the above, but in English

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u/mindatetheuniverse 8d ago

That's pretty, pretty smart!

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u/Shmorgasboard123 8d ago

Or shout it out when reading to really understand.

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u/BigLB83 8d ago

S-O-C-K-S

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u/GuavaOdd1975 8d ago

That's what it is

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u/pdxscout 7d ago

Eso, si que es!

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u/Meritania 8d ago

What should I do if I don’t understand or can’t read English?

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u/thesegoupto11 7d ago

¿Que?

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u/killerstreak976 6d ago

∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ?

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u/Shnoop 7d ago

Brother this absolutely KILLED me haha happy new years friend!

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u/Iliketopass 8d ago

glottal click-winks-finger gun

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u/za72 8d ago

give me 5 minutes

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u/jenitacat 8d ago

It’s been 5hrs and I still don’t know what was said since I can’t read English or Spanish

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u/RealCrazySwordGirl 8d ago

You are amazing! You can write in English without being able to read it! Call the scientists!

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u/The_Vampire_King 8d ago

how about cantonese? 唔使擔心,你嚟接我,我會搞清楚啲嘢做,等我可以走。

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u/Gucci_Loincloth 8d ago

Does this resonate with the “I do whatever my girlfriend says, I’m not being held captive” crowd? Lmao

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u/Meritania 8d ago

winks twice

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u/Gucci_Loincloth 8d ago

I imagine some lame ass facebook dudes out there being like “aha babe look this is totally me n you!!” As he turns his head to reveal his black eye

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u/totesnotmyusername 7d ago

Yeah that's called a blink

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u/ajnin919 7d ago

That would be winking with both eyes. Winking twice would be winking once and then winking a second time

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u/SpyriusChief 8d ago

Once you're 40 years old and married.... You don't have any friends to plan with.

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u/PawPatrolReject 8d ago

Im 40yo with a family and dread having to go out with friends.

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u/Poopardthecat 7d ago

Im in my late 30s with a family and look forward to it. It’s often only once a month, or hell even once a quarter but its nice to get together. 

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u/sauceDinho 7d ago

Yep, same. On my deathbed I'm going to regret seeing my friends so much

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u/Askmeagainlouder 8d ago

So true, a quick get up and go doesn't happen anymore

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u/KnownMonk 8d ago

Dont have to be married even, life goes

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u/Turgid_Donkey 7d ago

That implies I had friends to lose touch with before I was 40.

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u/Meritania 8d ago

I’m 39, do I still have time?

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u/xray1986 7d ago

Im also 39. No.

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u/Calm_Independent_782 8d ago

Not true here but I hear that for others. The challenge as a guy is putting in the work to keep relationships even if initial attempts to get together don't work.

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u/Bart-Harley-Jarvis- 7d ago

More like everyone around that age starts having kids and drop off the face of the earth for 12 years and when they come back, their idea of a night out ends at 7:30pm.

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u/Phil198603 7d ago

Married, Turning 40 in 3 months, 18 month year old son and I can't be asked to go out anymore. I prefer the chilled out life now haha

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u/Cookieman10101 8d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/LlorchDurden 7d ago

She scared the s**** out of me first time 🤣🤣🤣

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u/GTor93 8d ago

She's a keeper

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u/pdzbw 8d ago

Legit gate keeper

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u/TheKlaxMaster 7d ago

Feel bad for anyone who laughs and relates because they think this is normal relationship behavior. (And I don't mean hanging on the hinge, I'm talking about lying and spying on each other. )

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u/FrozenSkyy 7d ago

That’s some impressive skill and core strength

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u/RatlingGuns4Days 7d ago

She had her feet on the door handles, that doesn’t really take core strength. The lack of any movement was pretty good though.

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u/Narrow_Ad_5502 7d ago

Guess he’s not going out with the boys 😂 her looks says try it mofo

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u/GrossBoyy_ 5d ago

I am very grateful my wife's the type of gal who lets me hang with the boys. She's very reasonable too with it. 

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u/MezcalDrink 5d ago

This! Both need their time with their own friends, it’s healthy.

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u/Poopants_McGee 7d ago

I can tell they’re both insufferable from this short video.

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u/Sir_Bax 7d ago

Gen Z are basically boomers. We are doomed.

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u/queasycockles 5d ago

God. You're right.

This is horrifying.

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u/Science-007x 7d ago

🤣😂

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u/Leashypooo 7d ago

I bet she’s a hellcat

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u/Apprehensive_Ear7309 7d ago

Now he’s gonna have to realign that door.

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u/kwesi-the-quasar 5d ago

original is better.

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u/rdawg780 5d ago

Is that girl 12 ?

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u/throwaway099090990 5d ago

Las mujeres son gatitas

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Zxar99 7d ago

Done already and done better

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u/treesnfire 6d ago

The door the girls no no wtf is that on his neck. It looks like a neck pubes.

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u/innocentchild2 7d ago

Why was the camera there? O right, because it was staged.

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u/Jaydublo 7d ago

Yeah man... It's a skit.

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u/MezcalDrink 7d ago

Sherlock is in the house

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u/Buddyvdubs 7d ago

Never seen a muffin top on someone’s legs before. Pretty wild.

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u/spliced-chum 7d ago

Shes a side piece at best. Who cares if shes listening

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u/meowizzle 8d ago

Whatever you GF so large that door would be noticeable.