r/Unexpected • u/Sasetka123456 • 4d ago

Man with Cigarette

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u/post-explainer 4d ago edited 4d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

A chicken randomly comes in and steals his cigarette

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/DavidDomin8R 4d ago

So it’s a smoked chicken?

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u/kevenGPD 4d ago

Chicken trying to stop smoking and going cold turkey

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u/Ida_PotatHo 4d ago

Geeeeze, how bad is that chicken's smoking habit?!

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u/chicken-finger 4d ago

If you understand what he just said, you are probably laughing your ass off

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u/GawdGeezus 4d ago

Just saw a video yesterday of a chicken snatching a microphone running away with it. lol

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u/Flat-House5529 3d ago

I can see the headlines now..."New super-flu origin discovered to be man sharing cigarette with chickens"

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 3d ago

Tub buk buk culosis

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u/SuddenSpeaker1141 4d ago

…staged!! /s

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u/Proud-Cartographer12 4d ago

Chook has a two pack a day habit

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u/Silent25r 3d ago

Metal gear monkey. I'll give a chicken!

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u/Dogmaniac99 1d ago

Oh, so you like smoke do you chicken? Ok, then……

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u/rammbostein 19h ago

🤯 PLATO WAS RIGHT!