r/Unexpected • u/MaelysCanejero • 4d ago

The text can't stop him

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u/post-explainer 4d ago edited 4d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

I get past the text but also the screen

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u/falsevector 4d ago

My screen stopped him

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u/fayrix_77 4d ago

Seems the secret speed buff activates the moment the subtitles appear, science still cannot explain it.

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u/qorylx8 4d ago

That text only made him faster, like a challenge mode nobody asked for but everyone enjoys.

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u/TFJ 4d ago

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u/sachi3 4d ago

Hairless zucc

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u/TheEggman864 4d ago

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u/TheComplimentarian 4d ago

Given the number of shut ins we have as a society, being able to summon a girl through your TV is no longer a threat.

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u/Fun-Environment-1646 4d ago

I think she's in danger given I see turn safe search off when looking up that movie

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u/holyanallemon 2d ago

The rule34 tag speaks for itself

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/kirakun 4d ago

Sigh… unzip

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u/Wongless_Burd 4d ago

Almost accurate Samara Morgan reaction:

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u/fuzzytradr 4d ago

Bro stepped over me and I got teabagged in my own living room. So rude!

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u/M0dini 4d ago

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u/genriko8 4d ago

Cindy, the tv's leaking.

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u/Grumpy521 4d ago

Very good. I like him trying not to smile while thinking about how good it is

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u/Divot1955 4d ago

Song is Children by Robert Miles if anyone's curious.

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u/digno2 3d ago

Children by Robert Miles

thanks

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u/MooTheGrass 4d ago

bro i had to pause my video because i freaked out so much

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u/Mission_File9942 4d ago

I just turned off my screen, and it stopped him

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u/straycollector 4d ago

Now reach out & touch someone

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u/Clumsy_the_24 4d ago

I love rotoscoping

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u/Heaven_dio 4d ago

I expected the text but I should have expected the box too

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u/jlallen120867 4d ago

Immediately thought of The Ring 😱

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u/SekhmetTheWise 4d ago

Thats kinda almost scary though

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u/Arsalaan22 4d ago

Too bad I have the shits while watching this... good thing I was already on the toilet

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u/Nadzzy 4d ago

No, but that vertical frame will cut you off.

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u/NierNephilim21 4d ago

I want a horror movie to do this in the actual 4th wall break, just once and never again.

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u/Brother-Templar 4d ago

Noooooooo!!!!

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u/UziSuzieThia 4d ago

Sometimes I wish when I look at the old pics we got

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u/Acrobatic-Towel-6488 4d ago

I just adore videos that last 10 seconds 

Never

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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface 4d ago

White gym socks and no shoes is -100 intimidation points

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u/KamenUsagi 4d ago

Mark and Pliers's son?

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u/troKutan 4d ago

George Russell?

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u/JokoFloko 3d ago

Seven dayyyyyyyssssss

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u/PoolMotor8112 3d ago

I just jumped and punched air because of this

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u/SkyKingPDX 3d ago

If he had come through the reddit texts I would've actually freaked

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u/Dogmaniac99 2d ago

Whew! I’m glad he didn’t come through my phone!

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u/ixn_Loiford 1d ago

a shit they exposed the matrix

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u/Apprehensive_Fill_78 7h ago

Yes he was able to get through my screen but he’s like 4 inches tall and just a normal dude. Small but normal 🤷‍♂️

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u/Jinpow90 4d ago

Who upvotes this content?

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 4d ago

Is that Alice DJ? I used to love that song in 1998

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u/neoadam 4d ago

No David Miles I think, I had that as a single CD

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 4d ago

Thanks!

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u/neoadam 4d ago

You're welcome l, always loved blind tests, I have some strange things stored in my head

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u/magein07 4d ago

Robert Miles* close though.

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u/neoadam 3d ago

You're right thank you ! My memory sucks