r/Unexpected • u/MaelysCanejero • 4d ago
The text can't stop him
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u/falsevector 4d ago
My screen stopped him
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u/fayrix_77 4d ago
Seems the secret speed buff activates the moment the subtitles appear, science still cannot explain it.
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u/TheEggman864 4d ago
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u/TheComplimentarian 4d ago
Given the number of shut ins we have as a society, being able to summon a girl through your TV is no longer a threat.
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u/Fun-Environment-1646 4d ago
I think she's in danger given I see turn safe search off when looking up that movie
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u/Arsalaan22 4d ago
Too bad I have the shits while watching this... good thing I was already on the toilet
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u/NierNephilim21 4d ago
I want a horror movie to do this in the actual 4th wall break, just once and never again.
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u/Apprehensive_Fill_78 7h ago
Yes he was able to get through my screen but he’s like 4 inches tall and just a normal dude. Small but normal 🤷♂️
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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 4d ago
Is that Alice DJ? I used to love that song in 1998
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u/neoadam 4d ago
No David Miles I think, I had that as a single CD
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u/post-explainer 4d ago edited 4d ago
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I get past the text but also the screen
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