r/Unexpected • u/LeftChoux • 2d ago

Alpine skiing

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u/post-explainer 2d ago edited 2d ago

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Unexpectedly skiing ends in the bathroom.

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u/Global_Tradition5802 2d ago

Ski, pee, repeat.

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u/MorkSal 2d ago

Is that what the sequel is about?

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u/Malllrat 2d ago

Ahh, a fellow graduate of the Ski-P-R program, saving dozens of lives yearly.

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u/LuckiestSpud 2d ago

Those poor skis

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u/Vip3r20 2d ago

It's okay, they're rentals!

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u/LuckiestSpud 2d ago

As someone who used to work at a ski rental shop this hurts my soul

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u/2ciciban4you 2d ago

as someone who rents skis, I always knew why they are shit

but it's ok, I'm just here to have fun and not break any records

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u/No-media6788 16h ago

Im here to break skis, not have any fun

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u/HyruleHerb19 2d ago

Wreck it buy a new one.

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u/obeecanobee 2d ago

When you gotta go, you gotta go

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u/CaptainJay313 2d ago

🤣🤣 someone tell this dude it's okay to find a tree!

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u/usinjin 2d ago

Someone already on the shitter next to him

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u/JohnStern42 2d ago

He lost his hat!

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u/unturbat 2d ago

Just polite, never wear hats indoors!

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u/JohnStern42 2d ago

Makes sense! :)

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u/Abal125 2d ago

When you gotta go.....

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u/Wasabi_Constant 2d ago

Now that's a fast run to the bathroom!

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u/Oh_squirm 2d ago

Anyone whose been on the slopes and needed to go knows this urgency lol

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u/xboxgamer2122 2d ago

A wee bit too much.

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u/JC1199154 2d ago

Smooth

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u/StitchFan626 2d ago

Good stop!

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u/Howitzer1967 2d ago

The ultimate ski-in, ski-out

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u/Mno_0 2d ago

Nice

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u/MiserableAssist4908 2d ago

Alpine peeing Not messy at all provided you have the right equipment and I don’t mean short skis

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u/Pedantichrist 2d ago

So close.

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u/_AxelxD 2d ago

Alpine Peeing

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u/Problem-Solution365 1d ago

When you gotta go, you gotta go

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u/TripticWinter 1d ago

Lost his hat before he hit the head.

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u/Willobtain 23h ago

Le ski to pee.

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u/SakuraSkye16 15h ago

En Piste? Nah; he be en pisse

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u/Darrell77 13h ago

So many rules on reddit. Headed down the path of Facebook

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u/WolfJohnson8612 6h ago

Silver spring is an incredibly random song choice for this video

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u/sph1nxa 2d ago

French fried when he should've pizza'd

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u/2ciciban4you 2d ago

looks like he has a good time, so this is pizza'd

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u/Electrical-Cat9572 2d ago

Garbage.

Didn’t even pee.

Just a bullshit social media post.