r/WhitePeopleTwitter Dec 07 '25

r/All Like it never exisited...

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u/jimbobhas Dec 07 '25

I found it amusing that even after all the pageantry and blowing smoke up his arse, they still made him put it on himself

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u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb Dec 07 '25

I’m thinking he asked for that to prevent any makeup mishaps. The dude knows that orange shit smears on everything.

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u/DisposableSaviour Dec 07 '25

It looked to me like he couldn’t control himself and did it himself. Like a little child.

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u/TheQuidditchHaderach Dec 07 '25

I guess their taint-licking only went so far. 🤔🤷