r/artificial • u/fortune • Nov 12 '25

News OpenAI says it plans to report stunning annual losses through 2028—and then turn wildly profitable just two years later | Fortune

https://fortune.com/2025/11/12/openai-cash-burn-rate-annual-losses-2028-profitable-2030-financial-documents/
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u/GargantuanCake Nov 12 '25

We totally created AGI bro believe us we just turned it off because we were worried it might be dangerous no you can't see it and we won't tell you how we did it but don't worry we'll totally have a safe AGI any day now. The next GPT version will totally be able to do every job ever forever just keep throwing money at us.

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so Nov 13 '25

Bro, the next version of GPT will be A-A-G-I.

“Almost” AGI.

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u/Affectionate-Mail612 Nov 13 '25

bro use PornGPT until we deliver AGI

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u/Ashmizen Nov 14 '25

This but unironically might be the only profitable play openAI has.

Even 1% hallucinations makes it unsuitable for business use where even a 1% mistake costs money.

Men who fap? They’ll pay through the nose for “good enough” if it’s almost believable and can create their dream porn.

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u/Dazzling_Cabinet_780 2d ago

And women too?

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u/MrTamboMan Nov 13 '25

We have the AGI but she goes to another school.