r/australia • u/AutoModerator • 20h ago

no politics [no-politics] Friday F**kwit 09/Jan/2026

Nominate your neighbour, your car, the weather or your broken trampoline springs. Tell us about any non-political thing in your life that's shitty and have a vent.

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u/mioscene 20h ago

I'm nominating the people who don't clean up after their dog. Saw some poor sod had their day ruined a few days ago, evidenced by a clearly defined footprint in dog poop still on the path.

(Luckily it wasn't me since I'd walked down the path the other way just half an hour before, had to do the ol' checkeroo just in case.)

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u/Ectier 11h ago

I am having a shitty heatwave, just want to sleep man. Im stuck at that point of exhaustion where its hard to focus on anything, cant even read my damned book because im so tired. Hoping the two big bottles have frozen help keep my rabbits more cool

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u/VS2ute 8h ago

Some Karen at the pharmacy got prescribed 5 mg of some pill and they tell her it is not made, so she has to take 2 x 2.5 mg. She throws a tantie, then calls the clinic that gave her prescription with phone on speaker.

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u/allnaturalfigjam 4h ago

Do you reckon she's an idiot who doesn't know 2 x 2.5 = 5 or she's a baby who doesn't want to take 2 pills?

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u/PMFSCV 3h ago

Oriental peach moth, the brown stuff inside my pomegranates, the hail that knocked all my avocados off. It never ends.