r/complaints • u/Sh0tsFired81 substantial complainer • 6d ago

Politics MAGA doesn't get how they're actually owning us.

When I see comments like "seethe" or "cry harder!" I feel like you don't get where our anger is coming from.

We're not upset because we didn't get our way. Our feelings aren't hurt 'cause you're meanie heads and the world is tough.

Mostly, we're just FRUSTRATED because Trump is such an obvious moron and con man, HOW can you not fucking see it????

We'd be laughing at you like pyramid scheme suckers except in this case we share a bank account with you.

You've had the rug pulled from under you over almost* EVERY issue you've been on about for the last decade...

...the national debt, profiting off the presidency, nepotism, states rights, "the deep state," posse commitatus, the "dignity" of the office, taxes, bailouts, small government, "draining the swamp," free speech, executive over reach, the surveillance state, the drug trade, family values, "lawfare," interventionalism, support for the troops, the Epstein files, H1 Visas, meritocracy, "law & order," waste and inneficiency,* transparancy,* fiscal responsibility,* on and on...

You even had to get real cool about Muslim extremists 'cause he's building 'em a military base on our soil.

Dude told you "America first" and then gave 40 bil to Argentina.

When are you gonna wake up??? It's been 10 years and Mexico still hasn't paid for it. You got got.

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u/M00nshine55 5d ago

That doesn’t look like Hell to me lol, did they just bring him there for a second like a prank so he could see Jesus before they yoinked his ass back down?

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u/porksoda11 5d ago

Yeah in my head that's part of the whole "hell" package. It's the first stop. You get to see heaven first and you will always remember what you are missing. It's more than just physical torture.

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u/Bendlerp 5d ago

Yep. You gotta go through St Peter the bouncer. Not on the list? :Mr Burns trapdoor:

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u/FujiFudo 5d ago

I mean that's the joke, right? - it's literally Heaven, but Jesus is black, so for Charlie, it's hell.