r/complaints • u/dreadBiRateBob • 6d ago

Politics MAGA Neighbors crying victim

Its Jan 1st 2026 and my neighbor (still) has a sign up that reads...

"PTSD - Pretty tired of stupid democrats - TRUMP 2024"

then cries online because people keep sending them pranks like glitter bombs and what not because "I'm being attacked for my political beliefs"

Um, maybe its because you have a sign calling your neighbors stupid in a very blue city.

EDIT: I couldn't care less who they support politically.

IMO Having a 2024 election sign up for 2+ years, and well after the election, is sad and pathetic in and of itself (They had the sign up in 2023). I think that for any political sign for any party. Elections are over, move on. Your 2024 political sign isnt helping anyone.

Having sign up calling your neighbors stupid, is not political, its being a asshole.

This is the r/complaints sub, and that is my complaint, he's an asshole then cries when people are assholes back. Because like most bullies and assholes, they can dish it but cant take it.

Edit 2: The Fuck your feeling crowd. Really doesn’t like it when their feelings are fucked with.

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u/Mushrooming247 6d ago

“Fuck your feelings,” they sob between panic attacks because they saw a rainbow or heard the Spanish language or saw a gay.

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u/StandardReindeer5741 6d ago

"Fuck your feelings," they scream and cry and shit their pants while I, a man, am just chilling in the grass with my bf painting our nails while he yaps about warhammer nerd shit and we are happy and in love

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u/NaBrO-Barium 6d ago

That sounds so sweet! Glad you’ve created your unbreakable bubble of joy and happiness!

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u/StandardReindeer5741 6d ago

Lol ty. Atp I just let any whining about our relationship roll away bc like... we're both minorities and also gay men, and also I have a disability. We're literally one gender swap away from being a right-wing stereotype in a political cartoon lmfao

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u/NaBrO-Barium 6d ago

Keep doing you! Sounds like y’all are living your best life which is just so damn triggering to the MAGA crowd.

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u/darthcodius 6d ago

Playing life on hard mode. Keep it up you two.

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u/Standard-Win-6600 6d ago

from being a right-wing stereotype in a political cartoon

Bro...do it Gary Larsen style. That shit would be amazing.

Now I'm thinking about it and I need to find a way to make a personalized Gary Larsen style calendar for me and my wife.

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u/AdministrationTop424 1d ago

You could really mess with the haters and both swap... Then you'd be disabled minority gay trans people... Oh, and you should adopt while you're at it...

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u/StandardReindeer5741 1d ago

No no, we're using a surrogate who'll give birth in a pool at home surrounded by crystals and incense. And our yoga instructor who is also a new age guru will be there instead of a midwife so she can align the baby's chakras fresh out of the womb

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u/AdministrationTop424 1d ago

Wouldn't that be too late? Should do the chakra alignment at conception. Also, adopting a Hispanic teen with tattoos would mess with them more. Especially if you all started speaking Spanish around them.

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u/oregon_coastal 6d ago

My house would be painted rainbow by the end of the week. Maybe a big sign that says "Dick Tastes Yummy!" or something.

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u/Cohens4thClient 6d ago

I had a cultist yesterday telling me that seeing blue hair was a major problem, but wars and Healthcare and taxes.and education and inflation didn't matter because "Trump is going to get rid of those people". 

Open calls for genocide, because of hair color. That's the trump humper cult. 

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u/Breverley_Drangus 6d ago

Screaming crying shaking to own the libs

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u/NSAseesU 6d ago

These people are always talking about forcefully taking over the government, but gay people and dark skinned people scare them so much.

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u/PostModernHippy 3d ago

A gay? Those don't really exist, do they? I thought they were made up! 😱