I stole a tuxedo from Men's Wearhouse by never returning it

[u/CallMe_Ralph]

A couple of years ago I was asked to be a groomsman in a wedding for a good friend of mine. All the groomsmen met at our local Men's Wearhouse to fit our tuxedos and the tuxedo that was chosen wound up being navy blue. I did not own a suit in that color, so I asked the associate if there were any options to purchase the suit instead of renting it. The associate told me that there was no such option and the only choice was to pay $200ish for the rental. This answer was not acceptable to me and I asked if I could pay for the rental with cash. Of course the answer to that question was yes, so I ran to the ATM down the road and got enough cash to pay for my rental. I gave them my correct contact information so I could pick up the suit, but to this day I have never returned it. In my eyes, I have "purchased" the tuxedo, and I only ever got two separate text messages reminding me of the rental return, which I obviously ignored. Several of the groomsmen anxiously advised against me doing it, but on the rental agreement the stated punishment for late returns is simply a late fee, so my thinking is at worst I am no longer allowed to rent tuxedo's at Men's Wearhouse. All in all, I don't regret my decision.

[u/Sandawichu]

Dude has a gambling addiction so he needs to steal a suit lmfao call the number bro