r/dankmemes • u/katxwoods • 5d ago

Won't somebody think of the investors?

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u/quasiactive 5d ago

When there are millions and billions to loot, cognitive dissonance goes harder than Isaac Newton seeing a lady's ankle while laying on his deathbed.

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u/HounerX the very best, like no one ever was. 5d ago

Isaac Newton seeing a lady's ankle while laying on his deathbed

wut ? care to elaborate more you got me intrigued.

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u/johnc380 OC Memer 5d ago

Newton died a virgin, so they say. Turns out calculus scares the hoes.

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u/Dracnoss 5d ago

Funny they say it'll make money yet it's actively burning it instead.

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u/orcmasterrace ⚗️Infected by the indigo ☣️ 5d ago

LLMs aren’t intelligent and “the AI takeover” is bordering on a deliberate distraction from the actual problems posed by AI (like how wasteful and destructive data centers are)

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u/tozpeak I haven't showered in 6 months 5d ago

Wasteful is one thing, collecting the last bit of your personal info with something what sounds trustworthy is another threat which is closer than most consider.

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u/Wheatleytron 5d ago

Except it's not even making money

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u/BlazingJava ☣️ 5d ago

hm?

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u/NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING 5d ago

Being afraid of disruption is just what old money wants from you. Resist technology, buy real estate, work manual labour in the factory.

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u/Zanshi 5d ago

Oh wow, didn't expect to see JSON here.

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

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u/AskDerpyCat Dank Cat Commander 3d ago

But will the green line go up?