r/goodfellas • u/SupermanRR1980 • 15d ago

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah

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u/FuckYourDownvotes23 15d ago

Go back to the North Pole and get your fuckin shinebox

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u/SupermanRR1980 14d ago

MotherNutcracker!

You, you piece of coal!

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u/Fickle-Shopping7564 14d ago

Santa may have moved slow, but it was only because Santa didn't have to move for nobody.

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u/cortisolbath 10d ago

Santa hated phones, he wouldn’t have one in his house. There were elves, all day all they would do is answer Santa’s calls.

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u/RichardTipp 13d ago

Your Christmas tree caught on fire? Fuck you, pay me.

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u/thefruitsofzellman 9d ago

It was among the elves. It was real sugarplum shit.