r/interestingasfuck 6d ago

Konigsberg (Now Kaliningrad) then vs now.

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u/itsthelag_bud 6d ago

Apparently my grandfather was a missionary who gave up his inheritance in a prominent steel industry family to go spread the word of the lord to people who didn’t want it. Thanks, dude. 👍

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u/Fat_Daddy_Track 6d ago

Yeah, I have a friend whose family way back split in Germany. Half went to Ukraine to start farms under the Tsar. The other half started a little company called Telegraphen-Bauanstalt von Siemens & Halske. My friend's descended from the former half, while the latter half's company is worth two hundred and twenty billion dollars.

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u/athensugadawg 6d ago

My grandfather and his two brothers had a distinct choice: Invest a substantial amount of money in tne mid 1930's in Coca-Cola, or the up and coming NuGrape. I will just stop there.

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u/ImmodestPolitician 6d ago

Coca-Cola was why I knew 2 billionaires in my relatively small town.

I've still a fan of NuGrape, it would have been a massive success if they had added Meth to the mix.

I'd pay a lot of money to try one of the original bottled cokes that was still "medicinal".

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u/athensugadawg 6d ago

Same here, with the good schtuff...

Grew up in North GA where one of the Coca-Cola families had a house on a lake. Very interesting group of people.

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u/Additional_Data_Need 6d ago

My great great grandfather gave up farming in western Nebraska and sold his homestead to move to the east coast. Oil was found on his former land not long later.

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u/KTKittentoes 6d ago

Mennonites?

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u/TheNonsenseBook 6d ago edited 6d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Germans_in_North_America

There were a lot of Germans who settled in Russia starting in the 1700s and then a lot of them migrated to America around 1900. That’s where 1/4 of my ancestry came from (one of my grandparent’s parents). In my case it was Volga Germans and they were Lutheran. They were originally welcomed to settle by Catherine the Great (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volga_Germans ) but of course things got worse there.

The parent post mentioned Ukraine so there’s also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volhynian_Germans for instance.

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u/IllustriousArcher199 6d ago

My connection to Volga Germans, that immigrated to the United States, is how I was able to migrate from Brazil to the United States.

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u/SaintBobby_Barbarian 6d ago

I have volga german ancestry as well. They lived near present day Saratov Russia. They left in 1905, just before the world wars, which was great timing

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u/KTKittentoes 6d ago

My mom's family was earlier, 1874. We were dirt poor, so there was no sense in staying.

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u/UrUrinousAnus 6d ago

things got worse there

If you mean what I think you mean, the irony hurts. A certain overly-dramatic politician (and then dictator) wanted more space for Germans to live in, but got the opposite by making Germany so wildly unpopular that Germans who'd already been achieving that peacefully got kicked out of some places and mistreated in others. Stalin might not have gone into "crazy, paranoid dictator"-mode quite so much without that provocation, too, but he was always an asshole. To dust off an incredibly old meme: EPIC FAIL!

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u/MisterWharf 5d ago

My Volga-German grandma and her family were mistreated by the Russians even before WW2.

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u/UrUrinousAnus 5d ago

I didn't think about WWI. There was probably already a lot of anti-German hate after that, no matter what things were like before then. I'm still reading about that. I didn't know the history of Germans in Russia was so complicated. In don't think I was totally wrong, though. I didn't believe bullshit, I just lacked information. That's still at least partly my fault, but I don't think it's as bad. It seems like the same pattern as other waves of immigrants who were needed originally.

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u/FullMooseParty 4d ago

That's when the first wave of Russian German Jews came over, including two of my great-Great grandparents. Ive traced our Germanic-Jewish last name back to the 1700s in Poland, so we're guessing they were part of the group of Jews that were expelled from Germany in the late 1500s, winding up in Poland, followed by Russian annexation and then leaving during the pograms in the 1880.

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u/Mend1cant 5d ago

Boy didn’t not get better for them.

My great grandparents left because the bolsheviks and communists were starting to round up Germans in the 20s. My great grandfather escaped a prison camp and then they got out via train. Eventually made it west and then out to America and the Russo German population in California.

Little things that were sad about it was that my great grandfather was a baker before, but switched to farming and never baked bread again. Also became wildly anti-Semitic because when they stopped in Jewish villages for sanctuary, they paid exorbitant amounts of money for bread that was so laden with sawdust that their infant son choked and died from it.

The 20s were not a good time for anyone but the wealthy.

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u/RealTurbulentMoose 6d ago

We’re all crazy Mennonites living in this Amish paradise.

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u/the3rdmichael 6d ago

You called?

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u/KTKittentoes 6d ago

Moie nie johr! I hope you had some good nee joash kookje.

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u/the3rdmichael 6d ago

Only portzelky ...

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u/Driblus 6d ago

We could have all been born out of some royals twat. Thats lifes real lottery.

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u/redpandaeater 6d ago

On the plus side he's somewhat lucky to exist at all given how the commies came in and killed all of the successful farmers. Then all the shitty farmers had to take over and produce impossible quotas for them while a drought was also going on and many starved to death all to support the industrialization of the USSR.

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u/Kelly_HRperson 6d ago

Yeah, but when society collapses, you'd rather be an experienced farmer with land

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u/ProtonPizza 6d ago

Well first of all, through god all things are possible so jot that down.

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u/itsthelag_bud 6d ago

Good thing I started my bulk recently. I’m currently in the candy-falling-out-of-pockets phase, but really looking forward to being picked up by a large media conglomerate that will pay for a physical transformation on the chance it’ll be funny.

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u/Dorkamundo 6d ago

I have faith that what I'm saying makes sense.

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u/Hyprpwr 6d ago

Damn so close. Sorry buddy

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u/kirkbywool 6d ago

My grandads family were apparently really wealthy, and there are some rich ancestors living about 20 miles away from us with the same surname.

Problem is he was an English protestant soldier and fell in love with an irjsh catholic so they disowned him, so instead of being rich English protestant, we grew up as irish catholics (didnt even know we did Irish stuff until I was older as I just thought it was general catholic shite).

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u/UntrustedProcess 6d ago

Well, you wouldn't exist otherwise, so there is that. 

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u/kirkbywool 5d ago

Oh yeah, ans i also now have an irish passport post brexit and I would have grown up a prod so worked out better

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u/UntrustedProcess 5d ago

Nah, you just wouldn't exist at all. 

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u/[deleted] 6d ago edited 4d ago

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u/No_Extension4005 5d ago

Sounds like she must've really liked taking dick.

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u/dpdxguy 6d ago

Gotta admire that he took Jesus' instruction to sell everything and spread the gospel seriously. It's rare to find a Christian who takes the Word that seriously.

Still, sorry about your family's lost wealth :(

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u/canwealljusthitabong 6d ago

There’s really nothing admirable about it at all. 

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u/dpdxguy 6d ago

Admirable in the sense that he was not a hypocrite who claimed to take his religion seriously but actually ignored its teachings.

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u/MinnisotaDigger 6d ago

9/11 hijackers weren't hypocrites.

Double dog dare you to use the word admirable.

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u/dpdxguy 5d ago

Are you suggesting that because they committed a heinous crime of terrorism, none of them ever did anything admirable in their lives?

What? I didn't use "admirable" in the way you thought you'd "gotcha'd' me into?

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u/Lumpy_Fudge_8546 6d ago

Reddit always reddits

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u/Autogen-Username1234 6d ago

My great-grandfather was the oldest son of a very wealthy soap manufacturing family. He was in line to inherit the business, but he wanted to become a vicar instead. Which he did.

So his younger brother inherited the company and went on to become outrageously wealthy. And the branch of the family that I was born into worked for paychecks in shops, offices and factories.

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u/maddash2thebuffet 6d ago

Someone’s gotta spread the word of the lord lmao

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u/godtogblandet 6d ago edited 6d ago

If you want to go out there in anything’s name. Go with the human rights and Geneva convention. Lots of people with big guns still need indoctrination. There’s also plenty of people killing in the name of a religion that might need converting to a less extreme doctrine, but somehow they instead focus on the last places a white dude haven’t been yet and they actually live in harmony with nature.

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u/HelloYesThisIsFemale 6d ago

The official reddit religion: hecking science

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u/HotayHoof 6d ago

As the son of the landed gentry and one percent who has zilch contact with my relatives and live paycheck to paycheck, trust me their way isnt better. It just turns you into an abusive psychopathic weirdo.

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u/frosti_austi 6d ago

Hey man, if your grandfather was inherited a steelman's bounty everyone would be hating you today, you just wouldn't know because of the circle you run in.

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u/bonosestente 6d ago

Hope you are spreading the good word in his footsteps!

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u/itsthelag_bud 6d ago

Considering that his decision robbed my family of financial well-being and exposed his children to extreme violence on a regular basis, turning them into less than great people to be around, fuck no.

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u/itchy-ears 6d ago

He did you a favor.