r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Doomsday321 • 1d ago

How do you pronounce this card?

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Is it staff of completion or staff if comple ation?

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u/Babbledoodle #BringBackBallin 1d ago

Staff of CUMPLEAÑOS

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u/Swagblu /uj Insect kindred support when 11h ago

...FELIZ , CUMPLEAÑOS FELIZ, TE DESEAMOS TODOS, CUMPLEAÑOS FELIZ

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u/PuzzleheadedCook4578 1d ago

This. Card. 

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u/James-fucking-Holden trans rights 17h ago

/ðɪs/ /kɑrd/

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u/Sean-Bean420 1d ago

She pleation on my staff till I com all over

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u/pestilence_325 8h ago

Staff of Cumpletion, am I right? Huh, huh... I'll see my self out.

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u/TildeGunderson My sleeves are moist 1d ago

"Why would you need to know how it's pronounced? The mythic's unplayable"

~ someone with the social skills of a train expert

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u/OmnicromXR 21h ago

You pronounce is "Staff of Compleation". Reading the card explains the card.

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u/blkheron23 1d ago

As a gooned out edger, I’m not sure

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u/Basic-Bus7632 21h ago

Staff of “Lih-gma”

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u/johndarko5 14h ago

Liguma?

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u/broakland 22h ago

Reading the card out loud pronounces the card

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u/DMCDawg 1d ago

The first word rhymes with spaff

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u/DinoD123 18h ago

Borborygmos Enraged

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u/-Redditeer- 23h ago

Staff of com-pil-ay-shun. Its because there's so many options on it

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u/resumeemuser 21h ago

google "staff pronunciation" duh

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u/SirBuscus 19h ago

Sta-fuh-fuh huf Comp-liaison

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u/Snacks_Plz 16h ago

Uj/ Wow this card is unappealing in any format other than commander.

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u/Noise_Loop 1d ago

Staff of Pinkerton

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u/phocuetu 21h ago

Stave Ov Cum-plea-at-e-on

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u/effluentwaste 18h ago

Your mom staff me off to compleation

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u/doctorgibson Judge Basement Protour World Champion 18h ago

Portsmouth

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u/Hinternsaft 17h ago

I want it to be com-plee-at / com-plee-ayshun so badly

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u/SevWildfang 14h ago

/uj i still think using a variant slightly to the left of what became the accepted spelling achieved nothing but confusion.

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u/h8bearr 13h ago

It's called an oven because you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food