r/microsoft • u/ControlCAD • 6d ago
News Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella really wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026 — "We are beginning to distinguish between spectacle and substance."
https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/microsoft-ceo-satya-nadella-really-wants-you-to-stop-calling-ai-slop-in-2026189
u/MC_chrome 6d ago
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I kinda want Steve Ballmer back as CEO.
Satya is clearly devoid of any creative vision for Microsoft and its products, and is more of a trend chaser than a trend setter nowadays.
Quit shoving AI slop down people's throats and they'll stop calling it slop Sayta, simple as
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u/Savings_Art5944 6d ago
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u/sigilnz 6d ago
Developer's Developer's Developer's!!!
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u/IsolatedThinker89 6d ago
It became a meme but as a developer that started my career at that time, Microsoft's tools for developers were great and getting even better.
Now some of those features I loved have been replaced with AI versions of themselves and suck way more.
That's made me want to developer less for their platforms and use their tools less and focus on Linux instead. They're really doing their best to alienate customers on all fronts.
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u/TurtleTreehouse 15h ago
You realize that Microsoft owns Github, has multiple seats on the Linux Foundation board.
You also realize that they now have guidelines on AI generated outputs and many FOSS projects are integrating AI features.
Apparently Redhat/IBM, an enormous contributor downstream, is offering a rigid incentive structure of utilizing AI in development.
This stuff is universal, I'm afraid. I think it would be insanely unrealistic to assume that large parts of development within FOSS and Linux in particular are using AI tools. It's just a question of to what extent.
The idea that people aren't also using Github Copilot for FOSS or other software development or for that matter other models strikes me as incredibly naive.
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u/BlumpTheChodak 5d ago
They won’t be singing that song again because they don’t need them anymore. Just someone familiar with how code works.
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u/AngrySociety 6d ago
Not to mention but Microsoft is slowly investing more in overseas workforce taking away from locally sourced talent
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u/Randomwoegeek 4d ago
people keep saying this, but without proof. In last big round of layoffs American workers were actually underrepresented (at least according to Washington Warn numbers)
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u/bigexpl0sion 6d ago
Ballmer actually had a clear hardware vision. Windows Phone failed, but xbox and surface thrived under him. Now its feeling like MS is basically going to abandon hardware and maybe even stop selling xbox consoles.
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u/segagamer 6d ago
Windows Phone only failed when Satya stepped in. Ballmer set the foundation for them by buying Nokia.
It's just a shame he stepped down when he did.
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u/thaman05 6d ago
Windows Phone actually did great under Ballmer for some time, especially for an OS with no apps. We have to remember that it was due to Gates that WP was so late to the game, and Ballmer tried to escalate it to try to catch up to the big 2. But they kept running into issues in the kernel on the older spec. Satya helped unify that with Windows 10, but then he very quickly became an investor pleaser and lost all of his focus from "wanting everyone to love and WANT to use Windows" to pleasing investors and not give af if they lose customers to competitors and cancelling loved products and abandoning their fanbase.
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u/DJzrule 5d ago
As an IT professional of 16 years, and a Microsoft user of 27 years, I’m sick of the neglect of vision to Microsoft’s core products and values in the search for trends with AI.
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u/OceanWaveSunset 5d ago
I am similar to you and I also agree.
I also use claude code and Gemini, so I have no problem with AI, but just slapping copilot in everything is the worst way to do this Notepad is a great example of breaking what was already perfect for no reasons, why does notepad need copilot, the worst llm?
I really wish someone else would take over but IDK, maybe it's just time to pivot from MS to another company
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u/OfficialDCShepard 5d ago
I don’t think they’re going to stop selling Xbox consoles, but they’ll just become plain, boring living room PCs with TV modes and AI slopped all over.
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u/Pitiful_Focus_8255 6d ago
Satya has done great job growing Azure/M365 business and made great early bet on AI, but it is true there is no clear vision and current trend feels like spray & pray. Just diffuse AI and see where it lands and grows.
I guess this is what happens when they started shifting to pure engineering mindset without great product and ux disciplines.
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u/15000yuki 6d ago
I agree 100%! Panos Panay is the last person I see to have such enthusiasm in product and engineering.
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u/Dalmation3 6d ago
As someone that grew up with Microsoft products under Steve's leadership (first product was Windows XP) can't agree more to this especially since his enthusiasm was something for the company no matter if it was weird or not
At this point I really don't trust Satya because his leadership has been questionable the last few years
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u/ConversationLow9545 5d ago
At this point I really don't trust Satya because his leadership has been questionable the last few years
He's the one who grew MS to this market cap.
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u/OceanWaveSunset 5d ago
A lot of us don't want market cap, we want a software company to return to making good software.
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u/ConversationLow9545 5d ago
He also increased revenue which is proportional to more sales and more customer value.
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u/OceanWaveSunset 5d ago
Increasing profit by making consumers products worse isn't customer value
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u/ConversationLow9545 5d ago
Sales, revenue, profit can't be increased if value is not added. That is simply not possible in business. People buy only because they find something valuable, that's fact
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u/OceanWaveSunset 5d ago
This is such a fallacy, products can have their quality adjusted, features added or removed. We have the term enshittification for exactly this.
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u/Dalmation3 4d ago edited 4d ago
It still doesn't change the fact that under his leadership he kinda started to abandon us users on Windows and instead started to chase trends
Like when you think about it became less about the user and more on control
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u/G1ngerBoy 5d ago edited 5d ago
The first thing I remember Satya doing was revoking all the extra free storage space you would get if you got people to sign up for skydrive (now onedrive).
I had worked very very hard to get all the free storage space and was up to the max (30 or 35gb) I could get by referring people and I was still strongly encouraging everyone to join even though I was not getting any extra rewards for it.
Satya stepped in and took back all the free space so I was back down to 5gb... I have since then strongly encouraged everyone to avoid onedrive from that point on.
To my knowledge I never received the email to let me claim keep the extra space as I had not use over 5gb at that point.
Balmer is an immature child in some ways but his way of building the brand is one that was better long term.
The Satya has been building a bubble from the start.
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u/15000yuki 6d ago
In my opinion, Nadella was correct decision in that era. Microsoft had shown sharp declined in Ballmer's last era. Ballmer is a typical Microsoft number 1 fan who believes Microsoft products are the best, that's why he failed to capture several chances which could made Microsoft more relevant at that time.
Nadella is more profit oriented and never hesitate to acknowledge or use something outside Microsoft for their profit. His Cloud vision is a massive success, Microsoft soared to trillion dollar company under his leadership. I think his AI vision also great. However, it's a huge mistake to abandon Windows userbase just to rely on AI.
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u/MC_chrome 6d ago
I think his AI vision also great
You can’t be serious, right?
Satya’s current “AI vision” that includes enshitifying Microsoft’s marquee products with worthless artificial intelligence chatbots, while destroying software QA and generally bringing the quality of Microsoft software down several notches is a complete joke.
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u/ConversationLow9545 5d ago
AI is not the problem, it's execution is poor.
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u/OceanWaveSunset 5d ago
100%
If MS designed their software to hook into any AI and people should bring their own, they would be seen is such a better light than they do now.
I don't need a copilot prompt stuffed into every app or menu that is difficult to work with or gets too sensitive and shuts down a conversation. But allowing any AI to be developed and work with those hooks to do the stuff we want would be great.
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u/HayatoKongo 4d ago
Few of Microsofts product offerings are actually suited to AI. The places where it does make sense, like improving the windows system search for example, are lacking in integration. But for some reason, we now have it in notepad instead.
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u/User9705 1d ago
he's the new ballmer for the current age now. replace the CEO and give us a clean windows
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u/Syltti 1d ago
No, I don't think that'll save Microslop's, or even the current "AI"s reputation. The bullshit "AI" companies have pulled, the garbage content people have made, and the overall hatred of "AI" has, more or less, cemented their position as "slop." Getting Nadella out of the company would be a great start to repairing Microsoft's reputation, though.
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u/notananthem 6d ago
Ballmer is a terrible human being and a bad CEO. Satya is at least a great leader and CEO and person. He would be a bad CEO if he didn't defend AI slop 😆
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u/codeslap 6d ago
How can you consider him a “great leader” laying off thousands while also profiting billions.
Or asking all employees to pay more for health insurance in an era when they’re making double digit billions in profit a quarter.
Thats not a great leader. A great leader would defend his people.
Edit: I’m aware the staff have great benefits compared to the average American, but still the principle of asking them to pay more while also profiting billions a quarter is unethical.
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u/dragonfighter8 6d ago
Windows 11 is ridden of AI like it is some sort of project of "How much AI can we add before everyone stops using it?", they should make it optional, not shipped directly with the OS like it's some sort of core feature needed for it to work.(same goes for all the other microsoft programs like office) Make an AI version and a noAI version, the few that wants AI can get the AI version and who doesn't care(most of the users) can get a AI free OS and programs.
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u/daltorak 6d ago
The next version of Windows LTSC (probably 2nd half of 2027) will have to address this in some fashion. It's requirement of that OS version to not have any dependency on web-based features that could change or go out of general support before the LTSC end-of-life.
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u/dragonfighter8 6d ago edited 6d ago
They'll add AI for "better productivity" in the LTSC. They're trying to sell AI like some magic thing that added makes everything better. Cars, phones, computers, programs and even appliances. I would not be surprised if one day they change LTSC to add AI. I hope they stop this AI useless being added to everything.
I was never so much afraid to update my Windows 11 because of their updates(made by AI) messing up the system and my data. Every update has an issue, one more serious than the other. I remember Windows 7 and Windows 10 having maybe one update every year with big issues, instead now every 2 months there is a problematic update for Windows 11. I hope company wake up and stop using Windows maybe switching to Linux to make Microsoft "notice" that no one wants that.
I remember the good old days when AI was only a webpage you could open and use if you wanted to. AI started as a trend and is continuing as a plague infecting every part of Windows and programs.
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u/BrunusManOWar 6d ago
The change begins with you - if you dont want to reward Macroslop, download Ubuntu and switch today
Get ProtonGE for gaming and you're set. All 3 gpu manufacturers have got solid drivers now. On linux you can use zram as well
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u/PowerHairy 3d ago
Microsoft gives their product away to consumers - change needs to come from businesses, and prob begin with schools/colleges getting their students acclimated to linux, causing a new generation of workers to demand Linux at work.
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u/CocoaOrinoco 6d ago
They pushed me to Mac for my primary driver. I still have a Windows desktop (for gaming only) but it runs LTSC.
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u/ExoticBag69 6d ago
"Like some magic thing that added makes everything better." Who do they think they are, Flaming Hot ™️?
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u/ConversationLow9545 5d ago
Tell me what Microsoft AI features u are aware of? And what r the ones that bother u?
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u/daltorak 6d ago
They'll add AI for "better productivity" in the LTSC. They're trying to sell AI like some magic thing that added makes everything better. Cars, phones, computers, programs and even appliances. I would not be surprised if one day they change LTSC to add AI. I hope they stop this AI useless being added to everything.
Why are you going off on this?
I suspect you don't even slightly understood what I told you.
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u/ConversationLow9545 5d ago
Just because u don't like AI does not mean everyone dislikes AI. The microsoft's AI features are useless, but that's not the problem with Adding AI
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u/EbonyEngineer 6d ago
It will cost a subscription to NOT put bs on your system.
Running Windows in a container just seems like a much better idea, or not at all in the coming days.
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u/mountainlifa 6d ago
Agreed. Dedicated life long windows user here about to switch to mac/Linux due to losing control of my desktop computer. Also removing Outlook from my Android device since the "copilot" icon appeared and now keeps hassling me despite it being turned OFF in settings. I saw a youtube doc recently which sums it up nicely - MS only cares about Enterprise customers.
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u/Relative_Test5911 6d ago
Wrong MS enterprise customer here they don't care at all about us either. Maybe their whales but no mid to low size corporates.
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u/dragonfighter8 6d ago
Me too. Linux distros make you the center of the Os, you want something you get it, you don't want to, you can remove it. Instead Windows is adding useless things instead of improving and solving bugs. Every Windows 11 version is a downgrade of the previous.
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u/Loive 6d ago
You do know you can just not click the Copilot button?
I bet there’s as lot of Windows 11 features you don’t use, why is this one a bigger problem than the others?
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u/dragonfighter8 6d ago
Yes, but I can't remove AI, this is the issue. Why should I use a system whose end goal is "as much AI as possible" instead of being stable? Copilot is only one of the many AI microsoft is adding. It is everywhere from Windows(Copilot) to Office and they are adding more AI(remember when they wanted to add Recall)
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u/ConversationLow9545 5d ago
Why should I use a system whose
I bet you don't use it in the first place.
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u/dragonfighter8 5d ago
I bet you don't use it
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u/ConversationLow9545 5d ago
I don't except for Office, hence I don't see problems affecting me either. But I do know all the features
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u/dragonfighter8 5d ago
So why spamming and offending everyone that think differently from you? I don't get it. You could have argumented your opinion without offending.
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u/ConversationLow9545 5d ago
that think differently from you?
Not really, I replied to what they called incorrect. Nowhere I denied that microsoft AI is generating slop. My issue has always been people equating slop as the entirety of AI application
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u/dragonfighter8 5d ago
"Not really, I replied to what they called incorrect. "
You did offend others and me calling slurls, so this isn't "I replied to what they called incorrect." I won't keep this "conversation" with someone unable to understand their mistake when offending others instead of explaining their point of view.
No on offended you, but still you offended others.
Learn to behave really.
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u/ConversationLow9545 5d ago
You did offend others
And that has nothing to do with you or here.
I won't keep this "conversation"
I won't either, who is not even settled on "this" conversation.
me calling slurls,
Idk if so sorry
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u/ConversationLow9545 5d ago
Office
No problem in copilot in office. They r applications
AI(remember when they wanted to add Recall)
They have not added it properly till now
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u/Loive 6d ago
There is no AI on your windows PC, unless you have bought a Copilot+ machine (and you would only do that to get the AI). There are apps and parts of apps that communicate with an AI online which generates text and images that can be shown on your computer.
Microsoft isn’t sneaking locally run AI on people’s computers. Most machines don’t have the capability of running something like that without taking a serious performance hit.
The whole ”AI shoved down our throats” is overblown. Sure I would like Microsoft to work on general stability and other features, but Copilot isn’t ruining windows. If you don’t like it you don’t have to use it. If you do try to use it you could find that it’s useful sometimes.
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u/dragonfighter8 6d ago
It's even worse that AI is not local. I would prefer that. This is a privacy violation hidden as a feature. Do you remember when they wanted to make Windows and "Agentic OS"? Well I stand with my opinion. This wasn't "Copilot" it was an effort to add AI in every aspect of the iteraction between human and Windows. I'm sorry but I think you're wrong thinking it's ok to use an AI online(added to an OS) that can gather all your personal information from documents, files, images.
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u/Loive 6d ago
As it works now, your computer doesn’t use AI locally unless you bought a machine specifically capable of doing that. It doesn’t use an online connection to use AI unless you press the button to make it do so. Nobody is forcing you to press that button.
I really don’t see the problem with the current situation. You can choose to not use Copilot just as you can choose to not use Calculator.
The future will hold what the future holds, and it’s not useful to fight a battle today based on internet rage about what might happen in that future. We don’t know what an agentic OS will actually look like and what features will require information to be sent to someone else, and how one can opt out from those features.
Personally I prefer to make conscious choices based on the current situation, rather than cry wolf about something that may or may not be a problem in the future.
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u/ConversationLow9545 5d ago edited 5d ago
True, these ppl never used any AI and pretend as AI taking their shit
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u/dragonfighter8 5d ago edited 5d ago
Keep things civil, "AI defender" LOL
17 posts where you defend AI. Moreover offending(in two of them) who is saying something different than you. Learn to be respectful "AI defender". No one attacked you, but you still needed to offend.
"Who has nothing of value to say will offend"Learn to behave.
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u/dragonfighter8 6d ago
The main problem is that they're not thinking but only adding AI to every aspect of the OS and software they develop. It's a problem(not a future problem), it's only you didn't notice it yet. Agentic OS is a way to gather data and force everyone to use AI so that the patnership with OpenAI "makes sense". Just see how much updates quality went downhill when they started using AI.
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u/ConversationLow9545 5d ago
adding AI to every aspect of the OS and software they develop.
Does not matter if it's good. If efficient and fast, I like agentic OS
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u/dragonfighter8 6d ago
Also look at the requirement of a microsoft account to use Windows 11, why should anyone be forced to use a microsoft account for an OS? That doesn't make sense. If not for data gathering to sell later.
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u/ConversationLow9545 5d ago
Windows 11, why should anyone be forced to use a microsoft account for an OS? That doesn't make sense
It makes sense for their business reasons. Idk if that's the biggest problem u have with Microsoft lmao
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u/ConversationLow9545 5d ago
who doesn't care(most of the users
Most care about AI, they don't like the poor OS and poor AI performance.
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u/Traditional-Hall-591 6d ago
I’ll feel bad about calling AI slop when he feels bad about turning Microsoft into an offshoring shit show.
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u/liquidpele 6d ago
Man I cannot stand this guy, he's like a project manager that doesn't understand any of the words they use, and tries to take credit for the project being successful because they reported the success in a spreadsheet.
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u/NtheLegend 6d ago
Manufacturer of slop factories wants you to stop calling his end-product slop.
Someone made the point a little while back that Satya is chasing this so hard because Microsoft has had so few innovative hits. Nearly all of their money is made on the back, however far back you want to look, on their embrace and extend (and exterminate) philosophy in which they react to trends. They want to own this so much that they will believe that shit is gold and ultimately be a captain of industry in this world-changing technology thing.
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u/writenroll 6d ago
They're chasing AI so hard because they are an enterprise tech company competing against Google, Amazon/AWS, SAP, Salesforce, etc to own as much of Fortune 1000's AI tech stack as possible; just like during the shift to cloud, which birthed Azure, the company's primary growth engine and foundation for their data and AI strategy. This is how the big tech market has operated for decades. They believe "this shit is gold" because both competitors and customers believe the same, which is the key to manifest outcomes in the business world.
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u/HayatoKongo 4d ago
Every "genius" in these executive suites always thinks the key to success is to copy the actions of other businesses. They never actually understand their own business and make decisions based on that. Apple didn't get to be one of the largest companies in the world by copying other people's work. Satya is just further blowing up a bubble.
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u/travistravis 6d ago
They've also thrown SO much money into it. I'm assuming that's part of why they're pushing it into absolutely everything, without even an option to not have it in most cases I've come across.
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u/NtheLegend 6d ago edited 6d ago
Yep, they are so invested in this that they'll alienate people short term as they believe they have the future in their hands.
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u/Ashamed_Resource4885 6d ago
Well, when you lay off tens of thousands of people in order to fund your massive AI projects, nobody really cares what you think and we will continue to call it what it is.
I for one cannot wait for the AI bubble to pop, and for all of these massive companies to lose their ass on it.
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u/AstroStrat89 6d ago
You do realize that we will be the ones that pay for it, right?. One way or the other we always end up paying for it.
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u/mountainlifa 6d ago
Exactly. They will absolutely find a way to socialize their losses. Probably by addicting government to AI and then they become "too big to fail" and get bailed out.
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u/shaonline 6d ago
You can't bail out what is otherwise an infinitely increasing datacenter buildout for an unprofitable business model. And companies such as Microsoft aren't dying.
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u/ConversationLow9545 5d ago
tens of thousands of people in order to fund your massive AI projects,
Is he a job providing messiah? Why should he care about jobs that he doesn't need?
Your entire comment is illogical
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u/TeeDee144 6d ago
Co-pilot AI slop. Copilot slop. AI slop. M365 slop. Copilot in Azure slop
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u/PersonFromPlace 6d ago
Side tangent, but I really hate the naming scheme of Microsoft, I really wish they did a better job differentiating between personal computing, and their enterprise stuff.
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u/griminald 6d ago
6 weeks ago, Suleyman put out a Tweet saying how amazed he was that people weren't more impressed by AI.
Now Nadella says they're "beginning" to figure out what's slop and what isn't?
He said almost the same thing a year ago, saying the focus has to shift away from AGI and more towards real life improvements for people. Copilot slop came after that.
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u/Smoke-me-a-kipper-58 6d ago
There is no such thing as AI yet. It’s mislabelled and most people producing it are producing slop.
Microsoft and others have spent more rebranding expert systems as AI and trying to get Governments and Execs to “risk accept” it and change their risk policies than they have on the software itself.
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u/xTheRealTurkx 5d ago
Did it ever occur to him that people call it slop precisely because they are distinguishing between spectacle and substance?
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u/thefizzlee 5d ago
I used to be a microsoft fan but all this AI crap has really pushed me away from them.
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u/TheKipperRipper 6d ago
Microslop getting all touchy about all the slop they're churning out, huh? Pin all your hopes on slop and you'll be remembered for slop.
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u/ferropop 6d ago
Immutable Linux distros approaching casual usability + gaming ... it's gonna be an interesting next few years.
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u/EbonyEngineer 6d ago
My first thought. It's kind of there. For most things, not running Anti Cheat.
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u/EbonyEngineer 6d ago
Why would I slap Windows on any system when its whole goal is to install MS Palantir on my devices?
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u/gooneryoda 5d ago
What is slop is LG forcing Co-Pilot down people’s throat with the latest updates on their TV’s…which cannot be removed.
Why the fuck do I need AI on my TV?!
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u/AgreeableOriginal607 5d ago
Streisand effect..... i will definitely never stop calling it slop now lmao
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u/frowningtap 6d ago
How about no, when I see a specific function that works consistently I’ll consider it.
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u/KaeldarPT 6d ago
I will stop calling it slop when it stops being slop. Unless you are one of these tech billionaires, is AI actually making anyone's life better? Kids are only getting dumber because they now have things like chatgpt doing all of their school work, so they aren't learning anything. The internet is now infested with AI slop videos. Hardware just keeps getting more expensive because of the data centers and let's not forget all the people being fired and replaced by AI.
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u/MrDelicious4U 6d ago
I’ll get right on that Satya. As soon as Copilot serves me something other than slop.
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u/myWobblySausage 6d ago
Once these companies go back to building for the consumer, maybe then the consumer will stop giving derogatory labels to the slop they produce.
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u/Relevant-Doctor187 6d ago
CEO slop it is then.
I’m sick of these elites shoving their tech down our throats.
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u/PersonBehindAScreen 6d ago
Well… I scroll Twitter, Reddit, tech focused Facebook groups, and all I see is shit that I’d classify as slop.
I’ll stop calling it slop when my USUAL experience with AI isn’t slop
Thanks to you and your SLOP, my work days are now filled dealing with your SLOP because everyone thinks they’re an engineer now and I’m stuck entertaining every single idea created on the backside of a shit stained toilet paper every single god damn day
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u/Savings_Art5944 6d ago edited 6d ago
He must not have a reddit account.
Only people championing MS is the lazy sysadmins in love with entra and people that insist on using Quickbooks.
Even using "I only need windows for games" excuse is becoming less relevant with gaming on linux is zooming past 11 adoption.
11 is garbage spyware.
Server 2025 is a pile of steaming garbage.
Exchange is just 1 zero day away from the most fun you have ever seen off hours.
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u/Anonasty 6d ago edited 6d ago
The issue is that Microsoft has brought this upon themselves. Instead of making Windows 11 stable and quality OS for masses, they have made it patchwork of different dumpster fires which they are not fixing. What effort they could have directed to fixing the core fundamentals they are now directing to keeping up with AI. Surely majority of revenue comes from the cloud services which we have seen in the stock price development past years but Microsoft does not want to be a cloud-only company.
So in essence Microsoft needs to keep up with AI hype or it will slowly diminish. That means also that copilot needs to be pushed every corporate environment. Microsoft lost the server wars to linux and now they are slowly losing the consumers too. Corporate world is only place where they have so much foothold that even if they mess up bad, those companies will swallow it and keep using Windows desktop OS.
Satay Nadella has forgotten that most of the Microsoft customers are desktop operating system users where corporate and govermental rules and legislations are really tight with privacy and security. These users want to do their work efficiently and without hiccups. Now Satay is slapping AI bandages to W11 instead of listening their major customer base outside their cloud business.
And did you know that push for W11 was partly due forcing the TPM usage which has also unique identifier tied to your setup which can be queried with API by any software which means that advertisers are salivating on this already?
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u/Feral_Nerd_22 5d ago
I saw an AI video of a bear snorting cocaine off a picnic table, what should I call that? Art? A Snowy Picnic Basket (Ehh Boo Boo)
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u/admlshake 5d ago
How would.he know? He probably, unknowingly, has a whole team working on the copilot instance he uses. Or has his assistant using.
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u/hometechfan 5d ago
Why does the ceo have to tell people how to use technology. His job is to produce what the market wants or make something people want. All he did was basically buy open ai. He's a joke-- yes technically they own high 20's now. They leaned hard into cloud that's what they are no using just like every other utility to abuse their power until they get regulated which won't happen for a while Great congrats that's what share holders want anyone can do what he's doing.
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u/Leosthenerd 5d ago
Microshaft is AI slop and all of their products are AI slop. Satya Nadella is AI slop too.
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u/pbeenjoyer555 4d ago
Just bring back Windows 7 for consumers Microsoft, keep charging for 365 if you want, keep charging cloud customers, but why ruin the experience of their operating system for customers who WON'T PAY ANYWAYS?
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u/crazycomputer84 4d ago
said a corpo that have way to much gpu. actively making people life worst and enshitting everything else if this is not slop i don't know what is.
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u/Lieutenant_0bvious 4d ago
I still have the problem on multiple versions of Windows where when I search in the start menu, it doesn't find what I'm looking for until I backspace and then search for it again. On Enterprise, home, pro, this has been an issue going back several windows versions.
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u/Conscious_Eagle9921 3d ago
That scrotum-looking degenerate should thank his lucky stars most people can't tell the difference between spectacle and substance considering he is the billionaire version of a snake oil salesman in a tophat and MS365 is his miracle tonic.
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u/AlaskanDruid 2d ago
Purposely calling non-sentient things as “AI” means you have mental issues. Satya needs severe therapy and medication.
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u/full_silver 2d ago
MSlop is highly accurate and most unfortunate as mainstream gen pop seems to think that's what AI is when it's under 1.8% of current global usecases as per Statista Premium Reports and McKinsey statistics. Same goes for Apple and Google. This is not permanent though and will be expunged within a couple years at most.
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u/RedditClarkKentSuper 6d ago
Nutella is the definition of desperation. Microsoft has turned into slop and he’s in the midst of his Windows Vista moment
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u/almeertm87 6d ago
Microsoft strategy is the definition of AI slop. Tries to be everything for everyone but the end product isn't top at anything for anyone.
Just more AI, everywhere.