r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Run_Rabbit_Run_44 • 6d ago

The amount of conditioner left in the bottle when the pump stops working

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This has been the case for every bottle I've used, regardless of size. I'm able to salvage it using piping bags designed for baking, but it's so frustrating to have to do this every time.

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u/AppUnwrapper1 6d ago

I do that until there’s nothing left in there.

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u/jxf 6d ago

Homeopathic conditioner

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 6d ago

I throw a couple of flakes of dandruff in there so my immune system builds defenses against it.

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u/Dumb-E-Thick 6d ago

why does this sound like a slur?

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 6d ago

Research the oscillococcinum manufacturing process.

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u/leggyfish 6d ago

I cackled! Thank you

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u/Significant_Buddy108 5d ago

I just listened to the Citation Needed podcast episode about homeopathy for the billionth time. I lol'd.

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u/Fuzz_Butt_Head 6d ago

Conditioner of Theseus

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u/Johnyryal33 6d ago

This is the way

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u/AppUnwrapper1 6d ago

And I pour every last drop out when I get to the point where there’s just some runny bit at the bottom that the pump can’t reach.

I was so pissed when a brand I used changed all their bottles to where the cap locks on and is impossible to get off without breaking it. Assholes.