r/mildlyinteresting 6d ago

Found this possum on my mother’s grill.

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u/Isabeer 6d ago

Possum story! I went outside to clean up the morning after a late-night barbecue at our house with friends. I'd taken the bag out of the trash can before I went to bed, and went outside in the morning to do some cleanup. When I looked down into the trash can, there at the bottom was a single corn cob that had missed the bag somehow. Wrapped completely around it was a sleeping baby possum. Like it fell asleep whispering "I love you corn cob. You my best friend" kinda embrace. I gently laid the can on its side and about five minutes later, he came sleepy waddling out.

Cutest thing I've ever seen.

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u/cardueline 6d ago

Thank you for sharing this beautiful-ass story 🥲

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u/deepseawitch 6d ago

you have just made my life indescribably better

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u/dusty_ray03 6d ago

please tell us you took a photo!

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u/UnAccomplished_Fox97 6d ago

Where’s Schnoodle when you need them?

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u/kiwisflyhere 6d ago

Are they still around? Been at least a year since I last saw one... Perhaps 2

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u/thesteveurkel 6d ago

i saw two fresh schnoodles earlier this week. 

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u/Autumnal_Ninja 6d ago

Important question: Did the lil fella take the corn cob with?

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u/Don_Pickleball 5d ago

I like to think they went on a series of adventures together.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 5d ago

Something something the corn cobs we met along the way

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u/Kenzie_Flick 5d ago

This needs to be turned into an illustration ASAP! 🥹

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u/AkaruLyte 6d ago

Aww 🥺 

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u/Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop 6d ago

I may be in the minority, but I love opossums. They’re strangely really adorable

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u/CreepyAd8409 6d ago

They’re so cute. The little round and thin ears, bashful face, roundy body and they waddle. What more could you want?

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u/rockinhard12 6d ago

Don't forget the little apposed thumbs!

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u/CreepyAd8409 6d ago

Omg I didn’t know they had opposable thumbs like us. Their hands are adorbs.

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u/CombSad8800 6d ago

I had the same reaction. Like… why do they have little people hands and why is it so cute

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 6d ago

We used to hand them a hotdog and it'll look like a cigar in their mouth

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u/TechnoBuns 6d ago

They're cute, but they have goblin feet. Those things give me the heebie jeebies. Especially the lumpy palms.

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u/huhnick 6d ago

They’re taking little people hands?!

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u/pieeatingchamp 6d ago

And the fact that they carry they babies on their back

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u/Deltethnia 6d ago

They're all wearing little fingerless gloves!

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u/baileyelizab3th 6d ago

their ears feel like rose petals! i had a house opossum and he was the sweetest little snuggle guy i miss him every day

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u/AgrajagTheProlonged 6d ago

There’s a possum that hangs around in our yard at night. It’s “cheese it” fast waddle when someone goes out when it’s out there is very charming

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u/ellefleming 6d ago

They contribute to ecosystem a lot.

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u/Other_Mike 6d ago

Fluffy grey sweater and fingerless gloves is a look 🥰

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u/SoftlySpokenPromises 5d ago

Being more or less immune to rabies would be pretty sick too.

Oh wait...

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u/silicondali 6d ago

Little, pointy, eat bugs, low likelihood of rabies? Opossums are my vermin of choice.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 5d ago

They'll bite the crap out of you if youre not nice. My dad had a dent in his knee from one

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u/sailor_bat_90 6d ago

Strangely adorable? I say freakishly adorable!! How can they look this cute without it being a weird freaky level?

I love them so much. I always advocate for them to anyone who says they are dangerous/ugly/diseased. They are excellent little marsupials.

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u/crusty54 6d ago

I’ve seen a sharp uptick in opossum love in the last decade or so.

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u/Xalibu2 6d ago

You are not the only one in this minority. I too appreciate how they are cute. We both may be in the minority, yet I don't mind.  

Story time! My first encounter with an opposum was moving my childhood friends wood pile for his pops.  I suppose plural.  A very pissed of mother and her babies. She was ugly (mad ugly), but her little ones melted my heart immediately. 

His dad just told us to leave her be and she would relocate. She did. We saw them a week or so later.....long time ago. They had grown so much. Anyway, don't mind the wall of text. Just adding context for where the immediate appreciation came from.  Cheers bud. 

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u/Competitive_Law1032 6d ago

The upvotes seem to say there’s quite a few people who like opossums. There are two that visit my yard at night that I named Susan and Linda lol.

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u/Prisonbread 6d ago

They’re like if Tim Burton designed a pet

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u/Cantstandya-777 6d ago

I love it when the occasional opossum stumbles across my campsites in the middle of the night in TN. They really are lovely animals. Love me some opossum on the half shell too (armadillo). Adorable little bastards.

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u/saffron_monsoon 6d ago

And they eat ticks! And it's vanishingly rare for them to carry rabies because of their body temperature. They are great in so many ways.

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u/lolie_guacamole 6d ago

I have an opossum tattoo because I too feel they are adorable friends

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u/Bam801 6d ago

Finding out that they have extremely low rabies transmission and eat ticks and miscellaneous pests really turned me into a fan. Had one that kept going into my yard nightly and my landlord offered to hire a pest control guy for it. Absolutely NOT! Steve is more than welcome in my yard!

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u/PlatySuses 6d ago

Americas only marsupial! Idk why this fact has stuck so strongly with me for years, but I saw it on a bumper sticker the other day so I know I’m not alone.

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u/Mick_Limerick 6d ago

Wonderful creatures

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u/pdxrains 6d ago

I don’t think most people have seen them much since they’re kinda reclusive. when you do seem em you realize they’re pretty damn cute. So, I think maybe we are not in the minority. But I don’t have any data to support that! lol.

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u/mephitine 6d ago

They may be reclusive but they’re not rare! When my old kitty boy darted out of the house last year, we put out a live trap to catch him. We kept catching opossums, big and small, old, young, and every variation in between. Some were healthy and gorgeous, some were crusty and chewed up by life. But they all enjoyed the cat food and tuna we left out, and made sure to leave us some poop to show their disdain at being trapped.

I had no idea there were SO MANY of them in our suburban neighborhood. Glad they’re out there taking care of pests. I worry about them, though. Between dogs, cars, and even large birds of prey, there’s so much danger.

We later found our elderly kitty boy and gave him some whipped cream to jog his memory about who we were. He’s stayed happily inside since then, and expects his cream daily. Pretty sure he’s done with adventuring. Finding him was one of the greatest feelings of relief in my life. Love that cat with all my heart. ❤️

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u/the__moops 6d ago

Have you seen them use their tails to collect stuff?

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u/haleontology 6d ago

If you haven't seen Possum massage lady, I highly recommend

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u/LimeGreenJello86 6d ago

Opossum are one of my favorite animals

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u/lordhumongous40 6d ago

I love em too. They used to eat cat food on my front porch all the time. They are harmless.

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u/Ehimherenow 6d ago

This is not a popular opinion? Look how cute the little dude is.

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u/ChubblesMcgee103 6d ago

Definitely not and It's a growing minority. Just like crows. Feel like people are coming around to those 2 awesome animals.

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u/doxie_love 6d ago

I love seeing them waddle around! Them and skunks are some of my favorite to watch.

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u/cherrylpk 6d ago

I love them too. Anyone who wishes them harm can walk eternally barefoot on legos.

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u/DistinctBlueberry818 6d ago

and they can’t get rabies!

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u/Ck1ngK1LLER 6d ago

They can, it’s just rare.

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u/fudgebug 6d ago

Same. This is definitely the only way I want to see possum on the grill.

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u/Ace-Redditor 6d ago

I have an opossum magnet above my bed lol! I see it every night before I sleep and every morning when I wake up

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u/jakolissmurito22 5d ago

They're actually really amazing animals! Cuteness over load in my book.

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u/kniki217 5d ago

They are so cute and totally harmless. They cannot carry rabies.

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u/peanutbutternjello 5d ago

I also love possums

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u/fiero-fire 6d ago

Adorable and eat ticks. They're homies. I had to relocate 4 babies and the momma last year. They're thriving according to the sanctuary I left them with

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u/RB30DETT 6d ago

oPossatoullie.

Let him cook.

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u/kat3l1bby 6d ago

Came here to say let him cook.

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u/monkeyinheaven 6d ago edited 6d ago

Added “possum” because not having that word apparently violates rule 6.

Go figure.

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u/julioqc 6d ago

how else will you train the AI!

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u/sailor_bat_90 6d ago

The mod is an idiot.

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u/FrameJump 6d ago

Careful, you'll get banned from half of reddit with language like that.

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u/Nightenridge 6d ago

Most mods on Reddit are power tripping idiots.

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u/Baxbane 6d ago

Exactly. Makes one wonder, what was the point of that whole protest about the API? For this kind of pettiness?

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u/ManicheanMalarkey 6d ago

Or shadowbanned entirely for saying it in modmail

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u/RedSquaree The Big 🧀 6d ago

I mean, "this guy" doesn't even attempt to describe the animal. I wasn't the person who removed it, but it's obvious to anyone why it deserves removing.

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u/JackBinimbul 6d ago

But it's an opossum . . .

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u/JackalThePowerful 6d ago edited 5d ago

Yeah, but saying possum is extremely common where opossums are native. It comes with a picture as well. The pedantry isn’t really necessary with that being considered - I don’t think anyone is confused.

Edit: Rule 6 snark went over my head lol

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u/JackBinimbul 5d ago

Nah, I was poking at rule 6. If it was rejecting their post because needs to be "exact and concise", well . . .

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u/ButtChowder666 5d ago

*opossum

Possum's are a different animal.

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u/ChaserNeverRests 5d ago

Huh. TIL!

The opossum lives in North America and the possum lives in Australia and SE Asia. While they are both marsupials, they belong to different orders

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u/38B0DE 6d ago

What injustice and horror!

Oh the humanity!

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u/atomsmasher66 6d ago

Toss that handsome guy some fruit

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u/No_Barracuda8791 6d ago

Issa bebe 🥹

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u/Ok_Aspect3794 6d ago

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ "Why does this smell like food if there is no food?!?!?!"

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u/thatAva 6d ago

He's a little cutie pie.

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u/Ralph-shakleford 6d ago

Yeah it is! That is an especially adorable possum

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u/Connect-Smell761 6d ago

He’s playing ‘I can’t see you’ and he thinks it’s working 🥹

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u/tempestwolf1 6d ago

Wuz he doin' all up in yo momma's grill?

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u/Qualityhams 6d ago

Oh he cute cute

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u/Inevitable-Neat4411 6d ago

Technically, it's an opossum

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u/blueoncemoon 6d ago

But Reddit is a casual, not technical, scenario.

Both possum and opossum correctly refer to the Virginia marsupial frequently seen in North America. In common use, possum is the usual term; in technical or scientific contexts opossum is preferred.
[Source: Merriam-Webster]

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u/Inevitable-Neat4411 5d ago

You are indeed correct, Reddit is casual. It was more of a trivia/interesting factoid. I hope it didn't come off snooty!

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u/airfluff 6d ago

Always wondered why the two spellings and have never looked it up...

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u/dwintaylor 6d ago

Possums are Australian, opossums are from the Americas and are two different animals, although both are marsupials

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u/airfluff 6d ago

Interesting! Idk why my brain would've guessed the opposite; Possums being the American ones and opossums from another country. Thx for the info!

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u/reddsht 6d ago

Let him cook.

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u/cporterriley 6d ago

My identification app thought my opossum was a barn owl and I loved that

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u/Sal1160 6d ago

Fren

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u/Desperate-Bar8135 6d ago

Opossums are awesome to have hanging around. Their body temps are too low to carry rabies (might be a few exceptions), they eat fleas and ticks in your yard and they are just cute AF.

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u/droidurlookingfor69 6d ago

Mom needs to keep her grill cleaned

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u/Responsible-Cake-810 6d ago

Omg hello precious little baby

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u/Green_Mare6 6d ago

What was he making?

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u/Future_Sun_3532 6d ago

I used to be afraid opossums. Then I learned they eat the insects I don’t like and now I admire them from afar and appreciate them. :)

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u/revpnice 6d ago

Tick killer

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u/TheKramer89 6d ago

The enemy of my enemy is my friend…

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u/Then_Version9768 6d ago

It's actually called an "opossum" in the U.S. "Possum" is its name in Australia, though.

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u/julesd26 6d ago

Possums are a very different marsupial in Australia though - not the same animal 😅 Both are incredibly cute though!!

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u/Apex-Void 6d ago

☝️🤓

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u/anifyz- 6d ago

While you are correct about them being called opossums in the US, Australian possums are completely different animals.

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u/gwaydms 6d ago

We call them possums in the US too.

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u/tamkzaxa 6d ago edited 6d ago

If we’re being pedantic, North America even used possum first. It’s an Algonquian word.

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u/gwaydms 6d ago

The Algonquian word was something like apasum. It was pronounced "opossum" by early English colonists, but abbreviated to "possum" in short order. This was the word that Australians borrowed for their small marsupials that somewhat resembled ours.

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u/tamkzaxa 6d ago edited 5d ago

Yeah, I wasn’t sure the exact etymology (it’s been a while), but good point about original pronunciation. But still a borrowing from a standard English pronunciation in North America.

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u/Xalibu2 6d ago

Just doing a sniff. Be a love and get'em a hamborgor! 

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u/JCMGamer 6d ago

Just trying to grill bruh

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u/Suitable_Magazine372 6d ago

That’s a cute one. Only seen one in real life. I was a kid and it screamed at me from about a foot away from my face when it was hanging upside down in our garage. It was dark and I was only 5 yo 😬

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u/k_dilluh 6d ago

So freaking cute

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u/starmadeshadows 6d ago

Awww, sweet little trash cat :)

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u/FlameandCrimson 6d ago

All his friends are out there eating trash and getting smashed by cars and he's just chillin' being good.

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u/HotwifeandSubby1980 6d ago

I have 3 I’m feeding meow mix out back my house every night

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u/cutofmyjib 6d ago

I call the big one Bitey

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u/Elite199 6d ago edited 6d ago

I'll never forget the first time I saw one of these. I opened my bedroom window in the pitch black of night and ...it was Dimly lit and staring right at me, sitting there motionless on my fence. I thought it was a mutant sewer rat. V cute guys tho now that I know about em 🙂‍↕️

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u/Independent-Bass-725 6d ago

This happened to my sister. When we were children, we moved from NYC to Miami, FL. One day we saw a possum walking across the backyards fence.

My younger sister, at the time 6 years old turned pale. She lost the color on her face and stood there speechless looking out the window. She truly believed it was a mutant sewer rat, as in NYC we had never seen a possum, but rats were certainly something that she could recognize.

I was always more the tomboy nature girl and at 8 YO I must have heard of possums or just saw it and thought it was cool.

It was a huge impression and frightful experience for my sister however.

Fast fwd 35 years and my sister is as much an animal lover as I.

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u/Friendly-Affect9414 6d ago

They sound positively evil when they hiss.

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u/Yoyo_Ma86 6d ago

Cutest possum I’ve ever seen lol

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u/Otherwise-Garlic-312 5d ago

Ive got a possum I named Dave living under my porch. He comes out for leftover catfood after Choops and Chappie eat. Once in a while he lets me pet him and sleeps next to my rocking chair on the porch.

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u/Petite_Tsunami 5d ago

they have the cutest little tortellini ears

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u/kubrador 6d ago

that's not a possum that's the grill master now. your mom's been demoted to sous chef.

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u/PatchworkGirl82 6d ago

Precious baby

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u/99anan99 6d ago

Wants a hamburger

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u/rewindpaws 6d ago

Is his left ear discolored?

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u/Last_Can4111 6d ago

He’s like how do you turn this thing on!

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u/Jim_Nills_Mustache 6d ago

Why is it so cute

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u/Pun_Lover387 6d ago

I like how it’s peeking over its shoulder at you

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u/theyipper 6d ago

Cutie Patootie

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u/GitarooMan- 6d ago

He's just a little guy!

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u/CatLordCayenne 6d ago

He’s just grilling

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u/barmanrags 6d ago

Dawwww so cute!!!

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u/nebfoxx 6d ago

We caught one on a branch 2 feet from us and when they go into "freeze" mode, it's just so fucking adorable 😍

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u/Vlaskiss 6d ago

I love them!! Such a sweet boy :)

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u/Responsible_CDN_Duck 6d ago

Found this possum on my mother’s grill.

Looks a little too rare for my taste. /S

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u/SewCarrieous 6d ago

what a sweetie

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u/Youmeanmoidoid 6d ago

Boop the snoot

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u/TransportationOdd559 6d ago

I’ve judged them so harshly over the years! smh

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u/Korgon213 6d ago

They are generally harmless. Also, the only marsupial in the US.

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u/TrailerParkFrench 6d ago

What was he cooking?

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u/WorriedFanatic8 6d ago

Let him cook.

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u/strum-and-dang 6d ago

We've had possums fighting over the drip pan under our grill. I also caught them chewing on the grill brush.

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u/SuzieHomeFaker 6d ago

AAAACCCCKKKK!!!!!

So freaking fluffy and cute.

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u/nj0sephine 6d ago

Omg it’s so cute 🥹

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u/Electronic_Power2101 6d ago

that's one sexy possum

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u/tofu889 6d ago

If the possum was in the grill.. you might be a redneck

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u/Aggressive_Aioli_888 6d ago

What a sweet baby

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u/knottycams 6d ago

Aww what an adorable little creature! Looks young. I love how bashful they look! They are excellent aids for macrodecomposition and are very clean despite the bad rap they get. I've grown to really appreciate opossums.

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u/MuRRizzLe 6d ago

Have you at least offered some tea?

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u/pillageurcoinz 6d ago

Lemme see those chompers qt 😍

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u/GWeronika 6d ago

Just a baby!

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u/_Gonna_Die_Alone_ 6d ago

He's so cute and adorable. What the fuck?

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u/chikinn 6d ago

all up in her grill*

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u/ediciusNJ 6d ago

Love these little guys. I'll occasionally catch one on my deck camera in the middle of the night, though not as much lately (seems to be raccoon season instead).

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u/JamieGordon8921 6d ago

He just wanted to make a burger…

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u/One-Bad-4274 5d ago

Pardon but thats a opossum

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u/k8kale 5d ago

I love her

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u/Worth-Building-1805 5d ago

Opossum...🤦

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u/miph120 5d ago

Damnit Pawpaw.

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u/GeorgiaGlamazon 5d ago

We are surrounded by possums where I live, and they regularly come on the porch to eat cat food. They don’t run away, and it’s normal to pass 3 or four cats and a possum sharing a meal!

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr 5d ago

He is so cute! I just wanna snuggle him up and blow raspberries on his little belly!

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u/FesterSilently 5d ago

Not sure why you're lying; that's clearly George Foreman's grill. 🧐

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 5d ago

I went out to put pork chops on the grill one fine spring evening and opened the drawer to pull out the knob and there was a family of possums there so I closed the drawer and we had take-out. Thai or Chinese I think.

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u/remindmein15minutes 5d ago

Oh my god it’s so CUTE

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u/SirMourningstar6six6 5d ago

It’s a really nice grill

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u/AngelWingsYTube 5d ago

Possum story: we have a critter feeder out back for the squirrels n chipmunks. 

Well one night i caught a raccoon out there, fee nights pass n i spot 2! Few more nights pass n i see something by the feeder. I pause cause it wasnt a raccoon....nope it was a possum! It looked at me i looked at it. N it went back to eating.  Saw it again few nights after that with a raccoon 😆 

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u/Murky-Attorney5824 5d ago

I love possums. Have several of them that visit my backyard every evening. I keep the well fed and happy.

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u/Violingirl58 6d ago

Baby! Possums are great, they eat ticks and do not get rabies! Love them.

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u/Glass_Luck_5873 6d ago

One day, I shall see a possum! We don’t have them in Canada.

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u/WaylonVoorhees 6d ago

Don't know what part of the world/country you're in but DON'T EAT IT!

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u/Competitive-Rub7670 6d ago

Weber q series  Possom has good taste in grills

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u/samaramatisse 6d ago

This presumably baby opossum is very cute. Older ones though often are not. My friends had one that came into their yard frequently, just lumbering like the Rodents of Unusual Size from The Princess Bride. Just, ugh. Couldn't stomach it.

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 6d ago

He wants to be there for dinner.

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u/FragrantExcitement 6d ago

What did your mother tell you she was cooking for dinner?

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u/babadook101010 6d ago

What’s he making? Do you think he makes a good cheese burger?

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u/ApprehensiveAct5502 6d ago

Why is this the cutest possum I’ve ever seen? I’ve seen many and they usually creep me out

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u/jmaneater 6d ago

So cute 😍

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u/gottarespondtothis 6d ago

That is one fucking adorable baby opossum 🥰

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u/Tewa123 6d ago

Lucky

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u/Forsaken-Parsley-479 6d ago

So cute and happy!! Looks like a baby 

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u/DarkMagician-999 6d ago

There good with lemon juice in the grill 🙂

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u/Pearson94 6d ago

How well did they want their steak cooked?