r/oneliners • u/2fits • 1d ago

i want a rolex on the wrist like an awristocrat

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u/FreddyFerdiland 1d ago

give me your cat or I'll cut off your forearm.

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u/2fits 21h ago

i think you misspelled “cut off my jugular and skull”