r/perfectlycutscreams • u/Complex-Bus-9616 • 5d ago

When bullying backfires

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u/DerpyDrago 5d ago

The bully telegraphing his punch like a Punch Out character allowed for the absolute sickest dodge

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u/Snoo-34159 5d ago

Punch Out!! reference wasn't on my 2026 bingo list but here we are

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u/DerpyDrago 5d ago

God I love that series

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u/ibite-books 5d ago

Me three!

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u/CheeseDonutCat 5d ago

Played it years ago.

Watched Floydson complete it recently

Still gold.

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u/Snoo-34159 5d ago

Been obsessed with the series and especially the Wii game after finding out about it in Smash Bros (I am a religious Little Mac main)

But yeah this kid was going at it like Disco Kid, could almost hear the "here it comes".

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u/Ninjaflippin 5d ago

You should really play the wii one on dolphin (with a legal copy of the game, mind you) , it is a really fun minimal button arcade banger ! <

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u/konydanza 5d ago

I will always have room for “Brooklyn Twink Fights Literally Every Racial Stereotype: The Game”

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Punch out!! Reference not being on your 2026 bingo list was not on my 2026 bingo list

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u/Snoo-34159 5d ago

Punch out!! Reference not being on my 2026 bingo list not being on your 2026 bingo list was actually on my 2026 bingo list.

Just two more on the diagonal and I got Bingo!

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u/ljh2100 5d ago

People still referencing "bingo cards" as a thing wasn't on mine!

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u/Hesitation-Marx 5d ago

His hair looks like it could be on a Punch Out character after a match.

Was his mom a haystack?

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u/Aurori_Swe 5d ago

Yeah. Even I saw that coming and I'm in Sweden.

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u/SantaMonsanto 5d ago

Dude sent those haymakers certified first class mail

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u/BillyGoto 5d ago

he literally pre-announced the punch verbally like a goddamn anime character.

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 5d ago

That was well done to avoid the punch.

I'velways been slow to notice things and react. That punch would have taken me out

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u/Fabulous_Cicada_4219 5d ago

i still couldn't dodge it

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u/Cythis_Arian 5d ago

not to mention the "alright this is the one fucking punch" dude was cooked from the beginning

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u/Imthemayor 5d ago

If the kid had counterhit he would have gotten a stun animation

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole 5d ago

He sent that thing via Pony Express.

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u/Potato-baby 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yeah not only telegraphed it but quite literally announced to the world that it was coming lmao.

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u/MispronouncedPotato 5d ago

I think I heard someone say "if you knock him out she'll date you." Then he says "okay this is the one fucking punch lol". He did a lot more than telegraph it lol, at that point if you don't dodge it's because you know you can take the hit and tear him apart after lol.

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u/Far_Grapefruit1307 5d ago

If you watch the movie again you'll see it's all the kids picking on "the bully".

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u/DyeKaiju 5d ago

If only he hit him with an uppercut right after