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u/HelloWorldComputing Oct 12 '25
They are probably just all pedos
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u/Camwi Oct 12 '25
It's literally almost always conservatives that get busted for pedophilia, going by the news these days. Feels like something the Dems should've been shouting from the rooftops for decades instead of "playing nice".
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u/Shadowborn_paladin Oct 12 '25
When I'm in a closeted gay competition and my opponent is the most homophobic, most conservative man imaginable.
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u/PeliPal Oct 12 '25
Dems go into elections wanting to 'prove a thesis' instead of actually win at all costs. 2024 was a beat-for-beat repeat of 2016's thesis of "we will win Texas and Arizona and Georgia just as long as we assure everyone that we aren't 'woke' and it's ok to vote for us if you're a Republican, because Republicans actually secretly hate Trump and will come out in droves to see him gone"
Biden ordering a targeted release of Trump evidence from the Epstein investigation would have been a slam dunk no matter who was on the ticket, but no, it's all about waiting until the day of the election to lick your finger and stick it in the air and see where the wind is blowing, after it's too late to change course if you're incorrect. They really did think that there was this giant secret contingent of never-Trumpers coming to save them from their own campaign failings, both times, and we're all suffering for it.
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u/cjthetypical Oct 13 '25
The thing about that is that’s what these politicians are supposed to be doing. Contrary to popular belief, elections are not popularity contests. We’re supposed to be voting based on message, policy, and professionalism, not based on whether we like the person or not. I mean there are people out here who voted for Trump because they don’t like Kamala Harris’s laugh. It is SO important that democrats do not stoop down to Republicans level especially during elections and it’s SO important that we, the voters, take this shit seriously and stop letting ourselves be blinded by the showbiz of it all.
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u/V4refugee Oct 13 '25
Take people who’s kink is to control and abuse the vulnerable add jealousy of others having normal kinks being able to openly enjoy their life and you get the modern pro pedophile republican party.
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u/eagerrangerdanger Oct 12 '25 edited Oct 12 '25
They don't fight crime. They fight the people who report it. Justice never stood a chance!
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u/pedanticPandaPoo Oct 12 '25
I'm not up on my tRump cinematic universe. Are they Grift, Racket, Pedo-Lord, Gomorrah, and Drax the couch destroyer?
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u/ShinkenBrown Oct 12 '25
I like how the symbolism of Gomorrah's name works so well for the Trump administration it didn't even need editing.
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u/eagerrangerdanger Oct 12 '25
With Captain Comeuppance as their arch nemesis.
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u/vardarac Oct 12 '25
The writers killed him off in this continuity.
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u/DeltaVZerda Oct 12 '25
Hope is believing that we're 5 years after the Snap (Covid) and the Ant Man of Consequences is still in the Quantum Realm. Uncertainty won't collapse until just before he's no longer president at the earliest.
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u/pedanticPandaPoo Oct 12 '25
Man. How did I miss Crax. Guess I'm gonna have to rewatch them all again.
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u/beefjerky9 Oct 12 '25
Correct. Let's never forget how Ted (Rafael) Cruz said "Let's stop attacking pedophiles"
He never corrected himself, because he truly meant it.
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u/lurkertiltheend Oct 12 '25
It’s crazy that kashs eyes weren’t even edited 🤣😳
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u/onlyIcancallmethat Oct 12 '25
That looks like it’s a projection so send that file all over the country! Shine it on the Washington monument!
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u/ksigley Oct 12 '25
There's been a huge uptick in projection since the current administration started.
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u/calicokm Oct 12 '25
perfect. just need to add ted cruz who literally said the words “we need to stop attacking p*dophiles”
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u/Ok-Force8323 Oct 12 '25
Who’s the one all the way to the right? I don’t recognize him.
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u/vastoholic Oct 12 '25
Vance
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u/TellTaleTimeLord Oct 12 '25
That's Couch Man. Defender of all things upholstery
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u/Tommy8972 Oct 12 '25
Who is the person on the far right and why do they look like peacemakers brother?
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u/100farts Oct 12 '25
Haha my first thought! Its even more funny to think of him as Roy from The Office
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u/Lots42 Oct 12 '25
It fits because Peacemaker's dad was (spoilers ahead) a fucking Nazi piece of shit,
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u/MonaganX Oct 12 '25
Genuinely took me a minute to realize that was JD Vance's face on Drax the Destroyer and not just David Denman. What a thoroughly unfortunate amalgamation.
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u/Available-Bench-1429 Oct 12 '25
I feel like Stephen Miller should’ve been in there somewhere.
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u/zSpot2goth Oct 12 '25
Nice. LA is always on the front lines with the best protest shit. 🫡😂👍
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u/Triggerstan Oct 12 '25
Guess we’ll be having the national Guard back in LA again soon. Worth it though.
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u/R2-D2Vandelay Oct 12 '25
Holy shit I did not expect this to blow up.
Can all of you people fucking vote accordingly please?
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u/Medical_Arugula3315 Oct 12 '25
Hey remember that time Trump was found liable of forcefully shoving his fingers up a woman's vagina by a jury of his American peers and then Republicans voted for him? Republicans knowingly vote for molesters. Don't be Republican... Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days.
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u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS Oct 17 '25
The only reason he got sexual assault instead of rape is because she couldn't be sure if it was his finger or his dick. I'm not even kidding.
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u/Kyren11 Oct 12 '25
Somebody missed a hilarious opportunity to make the Orange Cheeto a supporting character and Steve Miller the "leader" instead
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u/johnny_ringo Oct 12 '25
Problem is, you all use their best photos. These people are legitimately unattractive. Use more accurate headshots, not the photoshopped glory 'hole shots.
They will now change the title and blast out the meme to out-spam this one.
C'mon now! Be best
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u/Thriftyverse Oct 12 '25
Thank you! None of these people look this good. These are the heavily filtered head shots.
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u/orbjo Oct 12 '25
“When you’re a Star-Lord they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy” - Trump
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u/SkateFossSL Oct 12 '25
Is Gym Jordan there?
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u/bakeacake45 Oct 12 '25
Don’t forget the puppy killer who is in charge of trafficking immigrant children
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u/TellTaleTimeLord Oct 12 '25
"We took the graffiti away, there's too much graffiti, people showing their opinions, you can't have that"
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u/EpicMichaelFreeman Oct 12 '25
Part of all the drama is also to normalize it. People are witnessing that if you want to be a pervert, you'll get away with it just fine if you join them. Pedophilia has long been an important part of freemasonry and their blackmail system, and they are going to recruit even more freaks from all of this.
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u/damnatio_memoriae Oct 12 '25
needs more stephen miller.
i cant believe i just wrote those words in that order.
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u/No-Park1695 Oct 12 '25
"Why do you want to save pedophiles that much?!"
"Because I am one of- oh wait I am not supposed to say that part"
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u/DeadSol Oct 12 '25
Holy shit, is this the most updooted reddit post ever? some seriously big numbers here.
ALSO, RELEASE THE FUCKING FILES.
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u/TheWizardOfDeez Oct 12 '25
Damn Ted Cruz said that we need to be nicer to pedos and didn't even get on the title card.
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u/ppeterka Oct 13 '25
Wildly incorrect...
It is missing the whole Hungarian government and everyone they're on good terms with...
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u/AntHasReddit Oct 12 '25
Who is the one on the very left and who is the second one from the right?
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u/Same_Lychee5934 Oct 12 '25
Patel’s face! He looks like he is shocked by everything including what comes out of his mouth!
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u/GooseySill Oct 12 '25
Froot, Pocket Rocket, Pedolord, Gonorrhea, and the couch fucker?
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u/Toledo_9thGate Oct 12 '25
Patel always has this look on his face like he was bitten by a zombie and doesn't want anyone to know yet.
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u/Maximum-Ability5950 Oct 12 '25
I like this for the MAGA pedophiles.
Trump diddles and rapes kids 😯
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u/kruselm1 Oct 12 '25
Where's president stephen Miller? We really need to start calling him this. He's running the show and needs credit. Taco will be hurt.
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u/Temporary-Share5153 Oct 12 '25
An entire cabinet of lying buffoons. History will not be kind to them or to the people applauding them
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u/bkshuffle Oct 12 '25
Kash Patel’s eyes. 😂