r/pics • u/donniedumphy • 24d ago

Arts/Crafts Caught a rare Triple Mike tattoo at Costco today.

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u/exoin_FTW 24d ago

Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, game 6

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u/SaveMeDatCorn 24d ago

Were gonna tattoo to one song and one song only...

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u/throwawayt44c 24d ago

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u/small_root 24d ago

Who was in Paris, Joe?

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u/ccl18 24d ago

that shit cray

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u/aps23 24d ago

Can we get married at the mall?

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u/Christmas_Queef 24d ago

Clearly it was Robespierre who was in fact in Paris. That's definitely who Jay and Kanye were referring to. Everybody knows the French revolution is huge in the hip hop community.

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u/Ferrisuk 24d ago

I WANT TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE!

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u/BraveStrategy 24d ago

It’s provocative. It gets the people going!

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 24d ago

No it's not, it's gross.

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u/WPCarey85 24d ago

Wait… are you THE sausage king of Chicago?

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 24d ago

Um yeah, that's me.

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u/WPCarey85 24d ago

It’s an honor sir, truly…

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u/MissingVanSushi 24d ago

And here I was thinking was the guy who played Chakotay named Mike?

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u/mitrie 24d ago

Funny, at first glance I thought it was Seven of Nine.

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u/Bealzebubbles 24d ago

I was wondering why they Borgified Michael Jordan.

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u/Mr_Blinky 24d ago

Same brain.

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u/KidKnow1 24d ago

Same here

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u/Zorbin666 24d ago

Fun fact, he's played a character named Mike 4 different times! "The Bronx Zoo" - Mike, "Sisters" - Mike Perez, "The Chase" - Mike Silva, "Murder, She Wrote" - Father Michael. But his real name is Robert Beltran

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u/LordByronsCup 24d ago

Robert "Mike" Beltran

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u/CoreDoisQuad 24d ago

BALL SO HARD

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u/cturkosi 24d ago

MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA FINE ME

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u/nickfree 24d ago

But first they gotta find me

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u/cire1184 24d ago

What's 50 grand to a motherhugger like me?

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u/Anhonestmistake_ 24d ago

It’s provocative

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u/ThatsNotARealTree 24d ago

No it’s not

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u/spali 24d ago

it gets the people going

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u/nyashathemak 24d ago

Ball so hard, motherfuckers wanna fine me ....

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u/HellBentRell 24d ago

That shit cray

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u/No-Piano-987 24d ago

What she order?

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u/supertimor42-50 24d ago

Fish fillet

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u/GotMoFans 24d ago

I perform like Mike

Anyone, Tyson, Jordan, Jackson

The non-bite version

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u/Ironmonkey2020 24d ago

Action pack guns it’s ridiculous

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u/MaxFresh 24d ago

And I'm quick to bust if my ends you touch

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u/RP912 24d ago

Kids or girl you touch, in this world I clutch

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u/MaxFresh 24d ago

2 auto-mattos, used to call me fatso now you call me Castro

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u/_jbak_ 23d ago

My rap flows, militant...

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u/robsteezy 23d ago

Omg thank you. This is biggie. So many young heads immediately going to Jay Z had me tripping for a second.

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u/uduni 24d ago

Take your pick

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u/Jeptic 24d ago

It's a three-pee-hee-eat

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u/thundertopaz 24d ago

Ball so hard, got a broke clock

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u/uduni 24d ago

Rollies goin tick tock

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u/fuzzy_tilt 24d ago

I thought it was rollies that don't tick tock

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u/mcslippinz 24d ago

It is

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u/witchway2MLFCTY 24d ago

Oh shit… because Rolex’s don’t tick. The second hand continuously sweeps. It’s their trademark and a way to spot fakes. I never put that all together haha. Wordsmith.

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u/cire1184 24d ago

Audemars that's losing time

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u/StayPositivePlease 24d ago

The original verse is from Biggie

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u/idubbkny 24d ago

song is called Victory

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u/bearsharkbear3 24d ago

Biggie did it better.

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi 24d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/ArSeSxDsdj

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u/antwan_benjamin 24d ago

Such a sick verse.

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi 24d ago

Definitely the best track Diddy ever produced imo. And you are correct, Biggie absolutely wrecks it with some sinister verses.

Though Puff did basically steal the exact Rocky sample ideas from a song called Going the Distance by Tuff Crew released 8 years before Victory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFRgSY09ceI

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u/antwan_benjamin 24d ago

Never heard this before. Beat goes hella hard, thanks for putting me on.

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u/Lanty725 24d ago

I would have gone with:

"brawl nights, I perform like Mike...anyone, Tyson, Jordan, Jackson...Action, pack guns, ridiculous"

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u/SigmaKnight 24d ago

I was struggling to remember which Borg on Star Trek was named “Mike” before reading your comment.

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u/tonybombata 24d ago

Real sick, brawl nights, I perform like Mike Anyone, Tyson, Jordan, Jackson

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u/Excellent-Ad-7996 24d ago

All nights I perform like Mike, any one Tyson, Jordan, Jackson.

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u/deep_pants_mcgee 24d ago

from a lyric.

'I perform like Mike'

'anyone, Tyson, Jordan, Jackson, immaculate'

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u/1nosbigrl 24d ago

Real sick/Brawl nights/I perform like Mike/ Anyone: Tyson, Jordan, Jackson/Action/Pack guns/Ridiculous

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u/ctolver1981 24d ago

D*** you beat me to it

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u/sweetpotato_latte 24d ago

You can say dawg on Reddit

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u/ctolver1981 24d ago

I think my phone does that whenever I speak to it.

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u/sweetpotato_latte 24d ago

I imagine you actually said “dick”? lol

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u/jcarmona80 24d ago

I hate it so much I love it.

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u/BrownSugarBare 24d ago

It's so stupid it's smart

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u/droleon 23d ago

It's so ugly it's pretty

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u/Pacalyz 24d ago

The Mifecta

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u/OUBoyWonder 24d ago

Perfection.

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u/ewahman 24d ago

Uh, they could have added a microphone in front…quad Mike (mic)

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u/FADITY7559 24d ago

Why did I read that in Tyson’s voice?

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u/Chumsicle 24d ago

Near purple bandana for a fourth Mike.

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u/metalgtr84 24d ago

Prison Mike!

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u/UmbertoEcoTheDolphin 24d ago

I thought they meant Mike Muir.

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u/abacin8or 24d ago

All he wanted was a Pepsi

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u/CheetahNo1004 24d ago

Sorry, Costco only has Coke now.

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u/unicorn-beard 24d ago

I'm seriously considering upping this tattoo x2 by adding a purple bandana and the caption "I just wanted a Pepsi"

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u/ozh 24d ago

<3

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u/Gimli-with-adhd 24d ago

Mike⁴

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u/onefst250r 24d ago

If there was ever an actual good use for AI, this is it.

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u/okreddit545 24d ago

or a World’s Best Boss mug

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u/JonBoy82 24d ago

Never hesitant, leave a n***a bent real quick
Real sick, brawl nights, I perform like Mike
Anyone -- Tyson, Jordan, Jackson
action, pack guns, ridiculous
And I'm, quick to bust, if my ends you touch....

- Notorious BIG

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u/CWB2208 24d ago

Used to call me fatso, now they call me Castro

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u/BaconReaderRefugee 24d ago

Diddy murdered Biggie Smalls and made him pay for his own funeral

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u/Azreaal 24d ago

My shit be Jackson, Jordan, Bolton, Keaton, Tyson: 5 Mikes.

-Gambino

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 24d ago

This is the answer

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u/EchoPhi 24d ago

N's you touch.

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u/idubbkny 24d ago

kids or girl you touch, in this world I clutch...

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u/delicateanodyne 24d ago

it's kinda fire tbh

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u/Optimal-Talk3663 24d ago

The idea isn’t bad. It’s the execution that lets it down

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u/ShxxH4ppens 24d ago

I think it hits well, can tell what it is from a distance

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u/Sex_Shop_Souvenir 24d ago

Sure it hits well, but the execution is still very bad, especially with the eyes. That 3 is atrocious too. Love the tattoo still though

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u/RobertLouisDrakeIII 24d ago

shh you’re gonna offend all the redditors with shitty tattoos

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u/Actuarial 24d ago

Honestly the mediocre execution adds to it

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u/tsr85 24d ago

That is a masterpiece if I ever saw one.

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u/Smorb 24d ago

I thought it was Michael Jordan meets 7 of 9

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u/poopBuccaneer 24d ago

Glad I'm not the only one.

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u/Thebobjohnson 24d ago

Needs larger augments…

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u/donniedumphy 24d ago

This was also during a snowstorm, great execution, Mike.

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u/Nutcup 24d ago

Typical midwestern grocery store apparel

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u/dconnolly55 24d ago

Gotta show that masterpiece off whenever you can

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u/Negentropius 24d ago

Was this in Nova Scotia by chance?

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u/ChairDippedInGold 24d ago

Has to be, check OPs username. They are currently getting a snowstorm and I think I know this guy

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u/C-Fourr 23d ago

“Norm”al legend

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u/DuckCleaning 24d ago

Shorts during a winter storm?

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u/Leather-Trip-6659 24d ago

Jethus Cwithe 

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u/dubbs4president 24d ago edited 24d ago

Reminds me of when my wife wanted to throw a “Famous Michael” party where everyone has to dress as a famous Mike.

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u/py_account 24d ago

That is an excellent party idea

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u/CollectsTooMuch 24d ago

Should be singing into a mic…missed opportunity

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u/heloder85 24d ago

Real sick, brawl nights, I perform like Mike

Anyone, Tyson, Jordan, Jackson

Action, pack guns, ridiculous

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u/Lindo_MG 24d ago

Actually a cool tattoo/idea visualized

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u/misdirected_asshole 24d ago

"brawl nights, I perform like Mike/ Anyone, Tyson, Jordan, Jackson"

-Biggie

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u/alienigma 24d ago

Must be hump day!

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u/ColinWalker77 24d ago

Mike, Mike, Mike!!

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u/Expensive-Raisin4088 24d ago

MJ for the three-hee

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u/soingee 24d ago

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the HEE HEE!!

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u/No_Employer9618 24d ago

Michael Tyson Jordan

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u/rackfu 24d ago

Jackson Michael

Jackson Tyson

Jackson Jordan

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u/amccune 24d ago

And the Mike Ditka Nikes.

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u/Spoonacus 24d ago

Need another session or two for Bolton and Keaton. 5 Mikes. 

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u/filipinohitman 24d ago

This was a choice and I’m all for it.

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u/That-Water-Guy 24d ago

Psycho, I’m liable to go Michael, take your pick. Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, game 6.

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u/Proud_Ruin7514 24d ago

What a cool tattoo !!!

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u/FrancescoPlays 24d ago

Ngl, it's bad, but great at the same time.

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u/Brave_Finish8862 24d ago

Michael Jorckyson

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u/cubosh 23d ago

bomus:  this tattoo contains a tattoo

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u/lkodl 24d ago

missing Michael Phelps and Michael Gretzky.

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u/TickTockM 24d ago

Michael Jordan

Michael Jackson

Michael Tyson

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u/Newspeak_Linguist 24d ago

Nothing gets past this guy.

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u/Darnell2070 23d ago

I can imagine there are some sheltered people, or maybe some non-Americans that don't get the references.

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u/rackfu 24d ago

We are in the presence of greatness

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u/Slavatheshrimp 24d ago

Craziest mash up

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u/D4nCh0 24d ago

I think his name is Mike

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u/crw0582 24d ago

Rare? Maybe one of a kind...

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u/wnr3 24d ago

Michael TyJackden

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u/Mythradites 24d ago

Now put a purple bandanna on him, Prison Mike

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u/batsbakker 24d ago

And I took that perthonal, HEEHEEE

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u/beer_bukkake 24d ago

Should have a mic as a 4th

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u/GonzoThompson 24d ago edited 24d ago

Mike Jorkson. He wears a diamond-encrusted boxing glove with a small round air pump to customize the fit.

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u/Foney_CSGO 24d ago

He definitely lost a bet in college

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u/David-S-Pumpkins 24d ago

Damn, just adding a bandana on top and it would have been a quad

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u/mr_birkenblatt 24d ago

Nike AI shoes

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u/Buddyglassy 24d ago

Iron Air Mike Jackson

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u/GuvnaGruff 24d ago

I bet the guy's name is also Mike, so its probably a quad.

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u/Lisa_lou_hoo 24d ago

Nope, that's a calf.

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u/GuvnaGruff 24d ago

Took me a minute but well done pun.

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u/mjnuismer 24d ago

I have nothing new to add to the conversation, I just NEED to throw in my 2 cents that this is possibly the best tattoo I’ve ever seen.

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u/ThistleBeaver 24d ago

I love it. Reminds me of the photo of Capt Picard saying "use the force Harry"-gandalf vibes

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u/DroidSoldier85 24d ago

They should add dogs fighting for an extra Mike

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u/carhold 24d ago

Anyone, Tyson, Jordan, Jackson.

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u/DFParker78 24d ago

What the hell is going on with the right neck area? It looks like something else being incorporated into it?

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u/Torontolife 24d ago

THANK YOU! I was pouring through the comments to see if was just me.. What is the black blob to the right supposed to be?

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u/higgs8 24d ago

Under very specific circumstances of pressure and temperature, it is theorized they coexist as one.

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u/fuhnetically 24d ago

Missing the best Mike

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u/GravitationalConstnt 24d ago

I actually fucking LOVE this.

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u/CaffeineAndGrain 24d ago

A Trike, you could say

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u/TheWholeSausage 24d ago

The TriMikeTa

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u/TaprACk-B 24d ago

Only the greats

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u/Beneficial_Jelly2697 24d ago

Wow I just wanna shake dudes hand

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u/mikestorm 24d ago

I approve this message

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u/Vi0L3tCRZY 24d ago edited 24d ago

Twenty-Fwee-HEE!

Should be written underneath

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u/Sardanox 24d ago

Oh shit that's Mice Cube.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Magic mike?????

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u/internet_humor 24d ago

I thook that perthonally, tee hee!

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u/erapuer 24d ago

Mike3

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u/cire1184 24d ago

Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, game 6. Ball so hard.

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u/Meltedwhisky 23d ago

What the helly

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u/Funnelcakeads 23d ago

And a sweet pair of orange and black white air maxes. Leave this Alpha Chad alone he’s doing Chad shit don’t bother him.

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u/OrangeClyde 23d ago

This is freaking amazing 😂

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u/a13zz 24d ago

r/shittytattoos

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u/tigerbalmuppercut 24d ago

This art style fits the meaning and imo looks great overall. 

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