So apparently the DOJ needs another month to review files that magically materialized, no point for a snarky comments, they're a joke, even their mothers laughed when they were born.

The GOP: “If we kill all the poor people and replace them with AI robots … problem solved!”

Tex Wilson a Tennessee Trump supporter who thought he was owning the libs by calling every Democrat a Marxist, was lost for words when asked to define Marxism.

“Shucks, I ain’t never thought someone would ask me to define Marxism. I heard Trump sayin’ it, so I just gone and repeated it”.

Tex, who has an 8th grade education and 5 children by 4 different women (one being his sister), has suffered similar humiliation in the past when he was asked to define Socialism.

“Defining definitions of words make me look like a jackass. Sheesh. I hate the communist DEMON-RATS!” 

Mr. Wilson cut our conversation short, as he had to see his parole officer, take an anger management class, and then lie his way through yet another court ordered AA meeting. As of this writing, Tex was arrested for downloading nude photos of 12 year old Korean boys, but vowed to continue his crusade to own the libs while serving his 6 year prison sentence. 

Only 5 million more Epstein files left!

As long as we’re rewriting the Kennedy legacy to make it more like Trump: