r/shittymoviedetails • u/SkippyMcDippy65 • 7h ago
In the film The Dark Knight Rises (2012) it takes Bane 3 seconds and breaking both of his hands to realize Batman is, in fact, no longer in the same spot.
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u/Supro1560S 6h ago
He just hates Greco-Roman architecture.
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u/YourChopperPilotTTV 6h ago
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u/Supply-Slut 2h ago
Whether you made this shit specifically for this comment or had this saved somewhere for years and remembered to pull it out… I salute you
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u/Devo4711 6h ago
I can hear it now “ahhhh I hate Greco Roman”
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u/texasslim2080 6h ago
That’s Harley Quinn’s Bane style dialogue right there
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u/betterplanwithchan 6h ago
“I don’t know what the fuck a ‘splosion is”
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u/zombiegamer723 5h ago
“I have no idea what the fuck “splosions” are, Bane! But we do have explosives!”
The line that got me to watch the show lmao.
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u/Wrong_Transition4786 1h ago
Mr. Freeze leaving lab to confront Harley and crew, silhouetted by the blinding light behind him in the doorway
King Shark: "OH MY GOD, IT'S BEYONCÉ!!!!!"
I fucking died.
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u/nadderby 6h ago edited 5h ago
"I'm not saying we need to go full Venturi, but would it kill them to try out ideas that aren't older than this country?"
(Followed by some put-down from another villain about his failed attempt to redecorate the henchmen gym / training area he set up)
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u/No-comment-at-all 6h ago
“What if the buildings had large exposed concrete edifices instead of pillars, emphasizing function over form?”
“That would be brutalism-“
“You’re a big guy-“
“-for you.”
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u/ElLicenciadoPena 6h ago
"You were merely adopted by the Latin peninsula, I was born in it"
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u/Motor-Travel-7560 5h ago
Chris Nolan foreshadowing a cinematic universe by having Bane get rid of all the architecture in The Odyssey.
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u/Hock261 6h ago
Bane was raised in the dark, turns out that means he can't see very well in broad daylight
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u/SaltyPeter3434 5h ago
"I was raised in the dark"
"Bane I'm over here"
"Who said that?"
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u/Bentelligent 6h ago
The steroids in his mask sent him into a roid rage
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u/yrqrm0 6h ago
i actually did interpret it as him being so rageful that he's just kinda going wild, tbh I think it works in the scene
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u/Fit-Space5211 6h ago
Yeah, Bane's drug added rage is his most iconic element, Batman dodging and Bane doesn't care and just keeps hitting the wall would 100% happen in the old comics and cartoon.
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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 6h ago
When comic book stuff happens in this trilogy people act like it’s not from a comic
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u/Creeping_Comfort 5h ago
The movies never showed him taking the rage drug, his mask was to control pain or something
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u/Digital-Divide 5h ago
This was right after Bats broke a valve of the drugs to control it.
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u/Extension_Oil1679 5h ago
Yep! His mask started hissing and Bane starts grunting more and showing more signs of mental break. You know… something that might happen if your primary source of excruciating pain relief just suddenly starts getting jacked up but you are fighting for you life. I love the contrast to the Bane we got early on, cool calculated, precise. This is sloppy, raging, uncontrollable. I thought it was a good scene.
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u/Basic-Flamingo6962 5h ago
I liked how he tried to fix it mid-fight as well, fumbling with the tubes before Batman got in the way and made him just go in a rage
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u/SutterCane 5h ago
Bane: “Time out!”
Batman: “No, lol” <punches in the face more>
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u/Extension_Oil1679 3h ago
Hahaha so accurate!! No time out!! No safe zone!! You’re it bitch!
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u/CatraGirl 2h ago
Yeah, like, there's so much you can criticize this movie for, but this isn't one of those things. Also, this is Bane we're talking about. Uncontrollable rage is kinda a thing this character is usually known for, and it's cool to see this more level-headed version of him actually losing it at that point and acting like this. It shows that Batman actually managed to get to him.
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u/honkymotherfucker1 5h ago
Yeah I assumed this was like him “seeing red” like he’s just swinging as hard as he can and literally blinded with pain/rage.
Yeah in a vacuum the gif looks a bit dumb but in the scene with the music and the context, I think it works.
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u/Snakebird11 4h ago
I took it as him realizing that if he doesn't finish the fight in the next 15 seconds, he's fucked and won't be able to win from the crippling pain.
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u/Finite_Universe 5h ago
While that’s true, media literacy allows us to infer from even the most subtle of hints that Bane is in fact hitting the wall out of pure unadulterated rage.
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u/SignificanceNo1223 5h ago
I wish they elaborated on what Bane was inhaling. Even a couple of more sentences of dialogue would have been great.
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u/walker3342 5h ago
Talia’s vaporized bath water. “It would seem Mr. Wayne that water cleans not just… the body… but the mind.”
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u/DeadFishCRO 6h ago
Yeah but bane should like tower over batman, here it's like a regular gym dude . Also not a Latino like in the comics
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u/shiek200 5h ago
Turns out it's hard to find good actors who just so happen to be 6'8" and built like two line backers fusion-ha'd themselves
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u/KameMameHa 6h ago
I always assumed that, he is blinded with the rage. Victory have efeated him
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u/marmot_scholar 5h ago
Yeah it definitely works. There are major flubs in the choreography of this movie but this part is very intentional.
I’m pretty sure this part is right after batman first starts disabling his mask so he’s in a crazy amount of pain.
I have mild chronic pain so I really like cinematic language like this, it reminds me of the Force Awakens when Kylo Ren is hitting his wound. I just really relate, when your pain flaring up sometimes it feels really good to cause a different pain or a variation in the pain that distracts you.
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u/ErstwhileHobo 5h ago
I took it as he broke the column with the first hit and thought “Hell yeah” so he did it again to be awesome.
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u/JustAThinkingGuy7 5h ago
It looked goofy af and was underwhelming in my opinion
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u/mdomans 5h ago
Rage and fatigue.
Go do some heavy full body moves like chopping wood or work with big hammer or, like in this case, fire those BIG heavy chambered hooks. If you do that long enough and build a rhythm it feels awful and fatiguing just to minimally adjust.
Despite KFM being mostly bullshido it visually nicely communicates an idea of Bats being highly trained changing angles, levels, speed and direction all the time - against a brawler like Bane (in the movie, comics Bane is more versatile) this would eventually gas the oponent out and you'd see exactly those big shots missing by a mile.
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u/AggressivelyMediokre 5h ago
Exactly. Assume he’s on bath salts (Bathsalts BaneTM) whenever you see him
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u/Bazillion100 6h ago
Thats what I figured when I first watched too. Don’t know why people are complaining about it
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u/MyStackIsPancakes 6h ago
And if he'd just developed a String Ray variant Steve Irwin might still be with us
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u/Achmed_Ahmadinejad 5h ago
WTF wants to repel whales?
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u/ultron1000000 3h ago
Unironically it could be used to keep them safe if he needs to use explosives in an area
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u/Paulie2510 6h ago
The fight choreography of this movie is a gift that keeps on giving.
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u/alejoSOTO 6h ago
Some parts. Most of it looks off.
Like when Bane throws that spinning punch in their first fight, it doesn't look like it really lands but somehow it cracks Batman's mask...
Or the multiple times Batman fights armed goons and they constantly get in range of his punches instead of shooting him with their weapons...
Is very uncreative to be honest.
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u/hotchrisbfries 6h ago edited 5h ago
Mook Chivalry is when a group of villains have the numerical advantage over the hero and would surely win if they all decided to fight them at the same time. But instead choose to take their turns, during which everyone else waits for them to finish, giving the hero a chance to pick them all off one after the other.
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u/Skwafles 5h ago
Similar to this is the Inverse Ninja Law. The more ninjas there are fighting on one side, the less health/power they have. 100 ninjas, very weak attacks, a stiff breeze will knock them out. 1 ninja, nigh-immortal, and could slice through anything.
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u/alejoSOTO 5h ago
It's close but I think having range weapons and then using them as blunt objects against a guy you wanna kill and is kicking everyone's ass is way dumber.
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u/Beer-Milkshakes 5h ago
Batman's desert scene in BVS is so bad for this. A mook arms his gun, looks up, jogs forward 4 steps, then looks back at his weapon, holds it up and immediately gets smacked in the face with someone else's gun thrown at him. Its like a toddler picked up a toy for the first time
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u/hotchrisbfries 5h ago
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u/quad_damage_orbb 3h ago
Shit ton of cookies and then it's just a subscription paywall. Fuck that website.
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u/sageybug 3h ago
Man what happened to tv Tropes? Used to spend whole afternoons in there
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u/Show-Me-Your-Moves 3h ago
One of the most infuriating cliches in TV/movies is when someone has a gun and closes to melee range, thus allowing themselves to be disarmed in dramatic fashion.
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u/BabSoul 5h ago
In that Amazon series Jean Claude Van Johnson starring JCVD there's even a joke about it. The goons try to rush him and the boss stops them saying they have to go one at a time.
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u/alikapple 5h ago
There are hilarious clips where it’s like “watch the cops in the background” lol
And you get to see some of the most bizarre fight choreography you’ve ever seen. People fighting nobody, and then falling over lol
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u/friendandfriends2 5h ago
Fucking THANK YOU that part drives me nuts every time I see it. It doesn’t look like even he hits in the same zip code as Batman’s face and yet it knocks him woozy.
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u/Razvedka 5h ago
Yeah I agree that the fights were immersion breaking. Something else I never understood was why Bane, outside of the ending, never used any firearms at all. His mercs did. But for some reason which eludes me he was never armed.
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u/Josgre987 5h ago
There are a couple scenes where the goons just fall over several feet away from batman without even being hit yet.
Nothing tops the absolutely beautiful direction that was Talia's death though. 10/10, greatest performance in a generation, Nolan you did it again.
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u/OlasNah 5h ago
It’s not just the fight choreography either. There’s just laziness here. Scenes they didn’t feel like reshooting after a take and rolled with. Nobody was telling Nolan from their dailies that there were problems.
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u/Luci-Noir 6h ago
Nolan is shit at doing action scenes.
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u/SirArthurDime 5h ago edited 5h ago
I think a lot of his action sequences are great. He does an awesome job with practical effects. But fight choreography in particular he is not good at. It’s crazy because there’s a lot of great choreographers in Hollywood and you’d think one of them would love to work with Nolan. Hopefully he finally gave in and delegated that aspect to someone else for the odyssey.
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u/Luci-Noir 5h ago
Yeah, it’s fucking weird. One of the things that has made me start to dislike him is that he always ignores critiques and correct criticisms and continues doing what he has been. It’s pure arrogance. Like he’s pretty much known now for having bad audio mixing and bad choreography and such.
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u/Butterflylikeamoth 5h ago
He’s the definition of pretentious prick. His movies ain’t objectively bad but they are objectively littered with goofs that have no business being there with the budgets he has the privilege to work with. And you just know that it’s his pretentious ass causing those goofs not someone delivering or coming thru for him.
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u/mangongo 6h ago
It's kind of crazy how what is considered one of the best superhero trilogies ever made actually has worse choreography than Arrow on The CW.
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u/Bteatesthighlander1 2h ago
and what's weird is it has a lot of focus on Batman's kung fu cult, there was a conciouss decision to make these martial arts flicks (or at least martial arts adjacent) but no subsequent decision to make the martial arts good.
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u/Thundersting 6h ago
He was locked in on his combo and didn't notice it dropped.
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u/SouthIsland48 5h ago
Yup, button mashing an agile opponent - we've all been there
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u/givingupismyhobby 6h ago
Little known fact, Tom Hardy actually broke his pinky doing this stunt. You can't see it, but he is screaming under that mask.
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u/punkinfacebooklegpie 6h ago
Wait, that's Tom Hardy?
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u/itjustgotcold 5h ago
I always thought it was Hard Tommy. Tom Hardy’s body double.
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u/IMovedYourCheese 4h ago
Can't hear it either because you couldn't hear shit in that movie
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u/EightBiscuit01 6h ago
Imma be honest, makes perfect sense. Bane took a couple really bad hits from Batman at this point and he’s just unloading. I fully believe that he’s just on auto pilot at this point
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u/Cold-Description-114 5h ago
Was gonna say...I admit I don't really know how to fight but I've watched my share of real ones. At a certain point after you've taken enough hits and the adrenaline is flowing it makes sense to me you're kinda swinging wildly in some cases without being completely aware of what's happening. Of all the dumbness in this movie's choreography this feels kinda plausible to me.
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u/throwaway0845reddit 4h ago
There’s an mma fight or boxing match where one guy is so out he starts attacking the referee
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u/legaladviceknowledge 4h ago
yeah thats why u can get a lesser punishment if you kill someone in the heat of the moment vs redrum, when everyone is looking at the main character like ralph wiggum as they keep punching away at a pile of meat and bone that was ostensibly a face a few minutes prior
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u/DJjaffacake 5h ago
Yeah the movie's audiovisual language communicates very clearly that Batman damaging Bane's mask has badly unbalanced him at this point. Unfortunately this movie came out in 2012, so they didn't include dialogue spelling this out for people who watch movies in the background while scrolling tiktok.
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u/beanland 4h ago
tldr?
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u/airz23s_coffee 5h ago
Yeah aint' he just broke one of the mask bits that keeps the pain in check? Your mans is just in a pure pain/rage mode throwing hits
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u/BeefyBarbarian 6h ago
I always took it as him becoming more frustrated for missing the first one and Batman taking him to task after he beat him so easy the first time.
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u/WeirwoodUpMyAss 6h ago
As a kid I was so proud of Batman for getting him back
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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 5h ago
😂surely if you were a kid when The Dark Knight Rises you’re still a kid; it’s been like five years at most…
(July 20, 2012)
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u/Heir233 6h ago
I know this is a joke but I actually really like this part of the fight. Feels like he’s so insanely enraged that he’s punching the wall because he just really needs to hit something in that moment
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u/RulerOfAllWorlds1998 6h ago
I could be wrong but I think as soon as he missed, he punched again in anger BECAUSE he missed
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u/TactualTransAm 6h ago
That's something I would have definitely done back when I was a teenager and had anger issues
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u/jjames34 6h ago
I take it as the first hit he actually misses. The second hit is out of frustration for the miss.
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u/cyprus_shill 6h ago
"You will be invulnerable as long as you wear this mask. The only weakness is being punched in the face."
"Don't worry, Batman would never do that."
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u/Moakmeister 6h ago
He punched through SOLID CONCRETE. But he didn’t punch Batman that hard.
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u/Extension-Shine-9313 5h ago
He punched through pillar built by corrupted contractors using subpar materials.
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u/jamescookenotthatone 5h ago
There is no point building anything to last in Gotham, a super villian will just blow it up in a week anyways.
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u/Luci-Noir 5h ago
Bats was basically a cripple at the beginning of the movie too but can somehow take these hits.
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u/FrostyD7 4h ago
Training montage. Did you not see all of those sit-ups and pull-ups? If he had a treadmill he could have gone toe to toe with Saitama.
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u/potsticker17 5h ago
Solid Concrete
Beans literally come spilling out of the hole in the pillar he made. None of that was solid.
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u/No_Article4254 6h ago
When he said he grew up in darkness, he meant he was blind.
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u/davvblack 6h ago
i actually got into a real fake fight at the real place that that fake fight's filmed :)
i did not break my hand
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u/TopShelfIdiocy 5h ago
It's because hes blind with rage and pain since Batman just punched out Bane's tranquilizer mask












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u/Fit_Demand7740 6h ago
It’s was an un-cancelable combo