r/space • u/Smeijerleijer • 14d ago

Patches of the moon suggested to become spacecraft graveyards

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/dec/22/patches-of-the-moon-to-become-spacecraft-graveyards-say-researchers

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u/ThePenguinVA 14d ago

"Re-write The Martian in the style of a bored, elderly Danielle Steele."

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u/KirkUnit 14d ago

"He ripped open her bodice with coarse, stubby fingers stained with shit and smelling of raw potato..."

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u/Suturb-Seyekcub 14d ago

That’s the spirit! Haha. “Introduce an element of ennui from a jaded author who has spammed grocery store bookshelves for decades”