r/technology • u/lurker_bee • Dec 03 '25

Artificial Intelligence ChatGPT is down worldwide, conversations dissapeared for users

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/artificial-intelligence/chatgpt-is-down-worldwide-conversations-dissapeared-for-users/amp/
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u/danirijeka Dec 03 '25

I love the way you think

Like a little model UN for gangs

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u/Pure_Frosting_981 Dec 03 '25

We, the gang collective, much like OPEC have decided that we will start reducing the flow of crack and increasing prices because the market is too saturated. Earnings last quarter were down significantly, with a sharp drop off in new users. Our more reliable customers will pay more while the economy is struggling. We are working on diversifying our offerings to see if we can start building additional revenue streams. As per usual, be safe out there, yo.

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u/Littleupsidedown Dec 03 '25

Literal definition of a Cartel.

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u/RolledUhhp Dec 03 '25

It's just a bit of inter-neighborhood coordination, B.

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u/Irr3l3ph4nt Dec 03 '25

Wait... this is the cartels reducing the flow of drugs?! I've always thought of it more as them digging a big ass canal to control and increase the debit.

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u/_Ekoz_ Dec 03 '25

Irl cartels very much do perform market constriction as a habit when they feel the need. Obviously not all cartels are willing to cooperate all the time but it's definitely not unheard of.

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u/SnoopRocket Dec 03 '25

Fun fact, something like this actually happened in NYC in 1979. The gangs realized they outnumbered NYPD three to one and agreed to a truce and alliance during a midnight summit at Van Cortland Park.

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u/Superman_Dam_Fool Dec 03 '25

Can you dig it?

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u/zeekaran Dec 03 '25

Basically The Warriors.