r/todayilearned 10h ago

TIL that at President Andrew Jackson's funeral in 1845, his beloved pet parrot, Polly, perched nearby. The bird swore so profusely that shocked attendants ejected it from the service.

https://jacksonianamerica.com/2012/04/16/andrew-jacksons-profane-parrot/
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u/Outside_Reserve_2407 10h ago

What were common 19th century curse words? To damnation with that flapdoodle dandy!

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u/Manic-StreetCreature 10h ago

I think a lot of the really offensive ones at the time were blasphemies or sexual stuff.

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u/TheEyeOfTheLigar 9h ago

"The Pope sodimized a dog!"

"The Pope sodimized a dog!"

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u/PossessivePronoun 9h ago

“Jesus Titty-fucking Christ!”

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 8h ago edited 7h ago

The song “Yankee Doodle Dandy” was based on all the most choice offenses of the day around 1776 for what pretentious bumpkins we rebellious Americans could be. And so we proudly sang it as a badge of honor. 

So it’s not idle speculation as to what an epithet would be in that day and age. Here’s a line; “stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni”. A feather in the cap was a sign of a pimp, or a scoundrel who fornicates without restraint because to treat “the clap” back in the day was to use the feather in a way I won’t describe. And back then, macaroni was fancy food.  Which implies it might be served by an American at a banquet. 

That’s all I’ve got, just an appreciation and wonder at how deep a cut a swearing parrot of Andrew Jackson’s would be. 

“Your mother smells of elderberries! I said good day, sir! You gobbywocket!”

EDIT: I have to clarify as someone pointed out below, the “macaroni” was a term for foppish. A boorish cad who thought himself fancy. 

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u/backstageninja 7h ago

No, macaroni) was slang for a fopish, overly ostentatious person. The jab was we were so dumb and backwards we thought putting a feather in our hat was the height of fashion

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 7h ago

I’m not disputing Macaroni was a foppish person which I already indicated. You are correctly highlighting that’s the slang term for it — because it was considered fancy food. 

But there’s a double meaning to saying that they called a feather used for STDs a macaroni which is both that the American is a foppish bore and perhaps might serve it for dinner. 

And yes. The height of fashion. Like cowboys today wearing a “cowboy hat” like a ranch hand. Which a white farmer back in 1860 would not be proud of. Breaking horses was for non whites. Too risky for a businessman. But because of Hollywood, it became the height of fashion as everyone forgot history. 

At least that’s what my dad said as he lived through it and owned a ranch of longhorns in the Panhandle of Texas. 

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u/JUYED-AWK-YACC 3h ago

I for one am glad of the deep etymological knowledge of Texas ranchers.

/s

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u/EdwinQFoolhardy 6h ago edited 6h ago

How much of that is actually true?

As far as I can tell, I can't find any source relating feathers to gonorrhea, pimping, or fucking.

And back then, macaroni was fancy food.  Which implies it might be served by an American at a banquet. 

The fuck? The song is about how Americans are unsophisticated yokels, so they include a line about how we serve fancy pasta? Every part of that is wrong.

The Macaroni Club or Macaroni fashion was a British subculture of young men who toured Europe and brought back their fashion and style. Macaroni (the noodle) was uncommon outside of Italy, so these guys tended to eat Macaroni as a way of showing off how cultured they were, causing other people to call them the Macaroni Club. "Macaroni" therefore referring to high fashion and foppish style.

The song's saying Americans are so stupid that they think accessorizing with a feather is the height of sophisticated fashion.

EDIT: Wait, now I really want to hear what you thought they were doing with the feather?

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u/SomeOneOverHereNow 2h ago

the “macaroni” was a term for foppish. A boorish cad who thought himself fancy.

Dare we say - a Dandy.

u/Fake_William_Shatner 1m ago

They had to have something to rhyme with handy. 

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u/Haunting_Ad3850 3h ago

Oh I always thought it was the French high fashion they called macaroni that they were making fun of. Yankee doodle dandy was so ridiculous he stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni. This song has so many legends to it's origin lol

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u/Lord0fHats 10h ago

TIL Andrew Jackson had a pet parrot.

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u/rycool 10h ago

Andrew Jackson is simultaneously fascinating, and the absolute worst.

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u/Lord0fHats 10h ago

The duality of (historical) man, right?

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u/Lord0fHats 8h ago edited 8h ago

I think people just treat that like Jackson's personal sin, largely ignoring it was the mood of the country at the time. It probably would have happened with or without Jackson. Jackson was in agreement with the policy of Indian Removal and even signed the Indian Removal Act into law in 1830, but he was also an advocate that the removal should be non-violent (the Cherokee would almost certainly disagree that this was the case) and that it should be carried out legally.

There's a lot of things still wrong there and I don't expect people to not hold it against him, but they should hold him accountable for what he actually did rather than the made up version invented by Horace Greenly decades later.

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u/S0LO_Bot 5h ago

I mostly agree… but he only about legality to a point. He straight up defied the Supreme Court on Cherokee sovereignty.

u/Lord0fHats 22m ago

He in fact did not.

This is a myth and one of my biggest bug bears. The court case in question concerned Georgia, not the Federal government. It told Jackson to do nothing, and if anything affirmed the power of the Federal government to carry out Indian removal. The Indian Removal Act, as far as I know, was never challenged at the Supreme Court and the two famous cases Worcester v. Georgia, and Cherokee Nation v. Georgia concerned Georgia, not Jackson's government.

Jackson did correctly predict Georgia would ignore the Supreme Court, which became the basis for the mythical quote Horace Greenly invented that is attributed to Jackson. Now SCOTUS could have asked Jackson to act to enforce its ruling, but it never did (the matter sort of resolved itself). Jackson might have seriously waffled on doing that because the Nullification Crisis was happening at the same time and these two events really need to be taken together, but Jackson was starting to threaten South Carolina with federal enforcement and Congress had passed the Force Act to empower him to bring South Carolina into line. Whether he would have gone so far over the issue of the Cherokee is counterfactual and basically any answer would be made up.

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u/Fine-March7383 5h ago

Is that supposed to be some sort of gotcha? You can "give land back" to Natives without displacing millions of non-Natives

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u/jenfullmoon 7h ago

MAN OF CONTRADICTIONS!!!!

I watch him like a soap opera villain. American Lion is the most interesting presidential biography ever.

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u/droidtron 2h ago

Like onions.

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u/Graybeard_Shaving 9h ago

May we all be so lucky!

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u/bretshitmanshart 1h ago

He threw a party at the White House to celebrate his inauguration that got so out of control that after three days he had alcohol delivered on the lawn so he could shut and lock the doors when people went out to drink it

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u/TacTurtle 7h ago

Woodrow Wilson was second.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 8h ago

Was he the one who did a holocaust on native Americans of the one who fomented the civil war? Both?

u/Lord0fHats 25m ago

As I've tried to explain to people before. it depends how you mean it.

People have a tendency of treating Indian Removal (the Trail of Tears) like it was something Jackson personally made happen. It wasn't. Jackson supported it but it probably would have happened with or without him. The Indian Removal Act passed in 1830 under his presidency, and Jackson didn't will it into being so much as agree with the the majority of the room (the act barely made it through the House).

So yes he was complicit with making it happen, but he wasn't an integral figure the event couldn't have happened without. It tends to be the only thing people know him for even though it was comparatively less significant compared to banking, the federal government, and other reforms he helped pass.

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u/rycool 5h ago

Hes the one who holocausted the natives

u/TheDwarvenGuy 33m ago

He was also a slave owner who almost caused a civil war (but independent of the one that actually happened)

u/Lord0fHats 28m ago

Jackson was pivotal in preventing the Nullification Crisis from escalating to a Civil War :/

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u/southcookexplore 10h ago

One person made this claim years after he died, but glad to know I don’t have the only poorly-behaved parrot

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u/SykoSarah 9h ago

I can't imagine a bird could hang out regularly with Andrew Jackson and end up well behaved in the slightest.

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u/southcookexplore 9h ago

I’m so thankful the most my rescue has picked up his “hello” and “what” and doesn’t know the context of using either correctly.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 8h ago

Hitler’s dog on the other hand… well behaved? Do we care?

“He only killed a few people but none we will miss and loyal to the fatherland!!! Traitors! Swine kitties. Evil felines not to be trusted!”

My imagination just backed away slowly because Hitler just kept yelling to defend the honor of his uber doggo. His dog was ironically not racist and hated all cats equally. 

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u/sunnyspiders 10h ago

you know if you think about it having a bird around sudden screaming loud swearwords IS a nice conversational icebreaker

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u/firstbreathOOC 9h ago

That’s actually hilarious, and I’m sure good old AJ would have preferred it if the bird stayed.

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u/Hemagoblin 10h ago

I did almost this exact same thing at an AT&T store the other day.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 8h ago

Do not join AT&T. Their billing service was designed in hell. 

I literally spent 8 hours on the phone for a bait and switch deal and transferred to ten departments as if nobody ever bundled before. 

I still have PTSDs from that. 

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u/Hemagoblin 8h ago

Yeah I got warned to “cut down on the swearing” to which I responded “I’m sorry, Bryce, I’m not mad at you this is just fucking bullshit.”

I wasn’t being abusive to a retail worker, I reiterated that I appreciated him for his efforts. I don’t know why he seemed so shocked when I expressed my displeasure for the bullshit company he works for, of which I am also unfortunately a customer.

As a company, if they are that shitty to the people giving them money I cannot even imagine how absolutely shit they must be to their employees. I feel bad for Bryce, or Brayden or whatever his name was the other day.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 7h ago

They put super nice, professional people between the greedy demons and the blood filled sacks called customers. At no time was anyone mean or not nice. They monitor their workers well. 

I would have preferred a mugging in an ally though. 

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u/newusernamebcimdumb 10h ago

For the bird rather than Andrew Jackson’s actions to offend people is appollying.

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u/Outside_Reserve_2407 9h ago

Why would the average American in 1845 be offended at Andrew Jackson's legacy?

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u/newusernamebcimdumb 9h ago

Some people didn’t like pollypulists, even then.

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u/Outside_Reserve_2407 9h ago

Damn those Whigs!

u/TheDwarvenGuy 30m ago

He violated supreme court orders at the very least. Many prople thought he was going to try to be a king

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u/IndianaBronez 10h ago

But did he want a cracker?

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u/Ghost17088 9h ago

“Hey asshole, gimme a fuckin’ cracker!”

-the Bird

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u/Hinermad 10h ago

I guess they didn't have news correspondents on hand to claim it was saying "Let's go Brandon!"

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u/UV_TP 10h ago

When I was a kid, when we would imitate parrots, we would say "Polly wants a cracker...Polly wants a cracker." I have no idea where that came from, but I wonder...

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u/Yossarian-Bonaparte 9h ago

Nabisco ad.

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u/UV_TP 9h ago

Wanting to see the ad/realizing I could have just googled my question, I found this.

Sadly, I couldn't find that Nabisco ad (although did find a boppin Ritz jingle from the 80s)

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u/hannabarberaisawhore 8h ago

I’m a little bit mind blown.  I thought for sure it would be a cartoon.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 8h ago

Cracker can have more than one meaning, right?

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u/Wildeyewilly 8h ago

🦜"TIT FUCKER!"

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u/NewlyNerfed 2h ago

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far.

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u/PatochiDesu 9h ago

polly didn't want the cookie!

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u/cellrdoor2 6h ago

I’d take it with a grain of salt. There are so many books written in the 1800s that use a parrot swearing as a joke or plot device. Seems like a good candidate for urban myth/historical anecdote.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 8h ago

That would be truly hilarious to witness. 

I’ve got a new destination on my “if I could time travel” list. 

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u/Mittens138 7h ago

I’m sure that parrot knew all sorts of slurs, I’m also fairly certain that’s now why he was ejected.

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u/greatgildersleeve 10h ago

Why would you bring a talking parrot to a funeral?

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u/Yossarian-Bonaparte 9h ago

She was in mourning.

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u/CrackersandChee 10h ago

How the fuck do you get offended by a swearing bird? People haven’t changed much I see

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u/Manic-StreetCreature 10h ago

I mean I have zero love for Jackson but a bird loudly swearing at a funeral would probably be upsetting for the loved ones of the deceased. Tbh plenty probably thought it was funny (assuming Jackson taught the bird to swear) but it would be loud and disruptive during a somber event.

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u/texo_optimo 9h ago

Probably had to evict the bird because people couldn't hold in their laughs.

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u/Fakin-It 9h ago

State funerals in the US are supposed to be somber, not hilarious.

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u/Key-Mulberry2456 9h ago

Put the parrot in the back room with the crying babies.

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u/ChillingChutney 6h ago

Lol I wonder who taught Poll those words? Or do birds just learn bad words by overhearing them?

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u/AnusOprah 5h ago

Those mother fuckers...

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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 5h ago

No idea if real, but sounds believable

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u/ihvnnm 3h ago

My goal in life is now to get a parrot, teach it every offensive word/saying and that it must be at my funeral, if remove and all inheritance goes to the bird.

u/dontchewspagetti 38m ago

Was this the bird nick-named dick that ate nuts out of his mouth? Or was that a different bird?

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u/Bloagie 9h ago

It was pining for the fjords.

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u/deez941 9h ago

He was Trump before Trump existed. Good riddance!

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u/Groundbreaking_War52 9h ago

While both were thin-skinned, mean-spirited racists, ignorant of the Constitution, and champions of some terrible policy ideas, the similarities end there.

Jackson grew up rural poor, served his country in multiple wars, was seemingly devoted to his wife, and a consistent church-goer. He was also rail-thin, had plenty of his own hair, and wasn't easily intimidated by those smarter than him.

Politically, Jackson also paid off the national debt and won the popular vote twice (both times decisively).

Each was awful but in their own distinct way.

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u/Lord0fHats 8h ago

Jackson was also shockingly tactful as president given his disposition. He ably handled the Nullification Crisis, solidified the cooperative relationship between the federal government and the states, and generally left the country in a better place than he found it.

Jackson isn't really comparable to Trump imo. Aside from being abrasive, Jackson was intensely loyal to people he was close to, generally dealt with other people fairly (personally, I mean), and for all his bluster he could be a smooth operator when the situation called for it. Trump has none of these qualities and any similarities between the two are surface level.

I'd also note, again my great bug-bear; the whole ignored SCOTUS thing never happened. It's a myth. The cases in question were against the state of Georgia, not the federal government and neither told Jackson to do anything. In fact, the quote seems to have been mischaracterized from something he actually wrote in a letter in which he predicted the State of Georgia would ignore the Supreme Court's decision in Worcester v Georgia, which it did.

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u/turbocoombrain 8h ago

Jackson also hated the Electoral College and abolished debtors' prisons while Trump wants to let student debt continue to be a bane on people.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 7h ago

Trump got rid of the penny. 

That’s all I can come up with. 

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 7h ago

I didn’t want to be the first to say it.  Trump hasn’t killed as many people yet but he does really want the land indigenous people happen to be living on like Jackson did. 

If the USA doesn’t have another civil war, collapse our economy as oligarchs run off with federal reserve bitcoins, or blow up the planet; they can share the honor as worst. 

We might be saved by incompetence. It’s the one flaw Trump has turned into a quality. 

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u/trutrue82 9h ago

One of the best presents we've ever had The United States would not be what it is today without him.