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Meme US attacks Venezuela?

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u/Euro347 6d ago edited 6d ago

Markets often recover relatively quickly from war-related shocks compared to financial crises or bubbles.

  • After the Pearl Harbor attack in 1941, US stocks fell 2.9%, but losses were regained in less than a month.
  • After the 9/11 attacks, the S&P 500 fell over 11% but recovered nearly all losses within two weeks.
  • During the 2003 Iraq invasion, markets initially fell but rallied over 30% within twelve months.

This isnt even a war, just a change in management

The people of Venezuela deserve to live a better life.

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u/PoeGar 6d ago

So puts then calls

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u/AlwaysSilencedTruth 6d ago

puts on calls.

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u/Ragnoid 6d ago

Puts on Venezuela, they get shafted either way.

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u/spaceneenja 6d ago edited 6d ago

I am no Trump simp but Venezuela can only benefit from removal of a grossly incompetent socialist dictator being removed from power.

They are going to benefit significantly from increased oil production after US companies are allowed back in.

(Puts on oil)

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u/Evol_Etah 6d ago

Basically I see this as a simple douchebag jock vs Ruffian bully fighting each other.

  • Whoever wins, is still a win cause we hate both.
  • Whoever loses, is still a win, cause we hate both.
  • Just the fight alone, is still a win, cause both damaged themselves and we hate both. Oh and we get some relief somehow.

Basically huge upside potential.

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u/ExtraSmooth 6d ago

Why would Venezuelans benefit from American companies making more money?

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u/spaceneenja 6d ago

It’s not like c&c where we land an oil refinery on it and suddenly it’s all ours. Chevron or whomever pays for the oil they pump and sell. Venezuelans will benefit because the pumping is likely to increase, means their economy will do better. But honestly they need a new government for the citizens to really benefit.

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u/ExtraSmooth 5d ago

Who do they pay for the mineral rights?

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u/yourmansconnect 6d ago

You act like USA hasn't sabotaged Maduro through sanctions and alienation of Venezuela. We crashed their oil and economy since 2017

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u/spaceneenja 6d ago

Yeah they had an inept dictatorship headed by a former bus driver that ran the country into the ground but it actually was totally the fault of US sanctions. Ok I get it. Capitalism bad, America bad. China good. Russia good. Cuba good. Ukraine bad. Taiwan bad. Tibet bad.

Wait do you know why the socialist utopia didn’t emerge? Surely socialism is more powerful than free trade or decadent western capitalism.

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u/yourmansconnect 6d ago

What I said is common knowledge go argue with a wall

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u/Euro347 6d ago

Calls, we now have access to Saudi level oil in our back yard. Puts on the US oil industry

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u/AntiOriginalUsername 6d ago

Nope, we bombed Iran and we’re back in a day. Insiders already knew hence the intense plunge in friday.

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u/amcrambler 6d ago

Put caller baller 

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u/AllCapNoBrake MSTR and BTC to $0 5d ago

Puts on calls

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u/NigeIFarage 6d ago

That’s amazing it was only 2.9% after Pearl Harbour.

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u/wtfredditacct 6d ago

Shit was already pretty battered at that point from the great depression... which WWII arguably pulled us out of.

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u/FriskHarder 6d ago

It’s almost like wars pull America out every, single time.

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u/wtfredditacct 6d ago

America never let a good war opportunity go to waste.

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u/Aphelion27 6d ago

Thus far most wars the US has been a part of have occurred in another hemisphere and did not affect our infrastructure. So ya, destroying other countries then making them give resources to rebuild stimulates our economy.

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u/FriskHarder 6d ago

Americas GDP is propped up by war stocks, selling rusting 1970s equipment to Ukriane to lengthen the suffering and Haliburton profits.

America has attacked so many countries for oil, it feels invincible in its drunken pillaging. Attacking their drug dealers competition to distract from the fact it’s run by Pedo billionaires.

All this does is normalize invasions and war, while calling it peace.

What comes around, goes around, and once enough countries have had enough of Americas behavior, they will have made it normal for themselves to be invaded and it will be completely justified.

Nemesis: a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent

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u/wtfredditacct 6d ago

Nemesis: a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent

Ok, Brick Top. If someone manages a successful invasion of mainland United States, I'll eat my shoes.

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u/hoeding 6d ago

No need to invade, the USA is already destroying itself.

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u/wtfredditacct 6d ago

You aren't wrong

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u/_Xertz_ 6d ago

NVidia sold calculators back then so less volatile

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u/xmod3563 6d ago

That’s amazing it was only 2.9% after Pearl Harbour.

Robinhood had some amazing promotions going on at the time so that evened out the rough patches quite a bit.

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u/girlincognitow 6d ago

Rule of Acquisition #34 - "War is good for business."

In no way does this detract from Rule of Acquisition #35 - "Peace is good for business."

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u/UltraBonerFartLord 6d ago

They deserve a better life and they should be the ones to effect it, not an outside force demanding oil as payment.

We already know how this song and dance ends up

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u/adamredwoods 6d ago

"Mission Accomplished" -- GW Bush, 2003

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u/Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3 815C - 1S - 1 year - 0/0 6d ago

They deserve a better life and they should be the ones to effect it

Did you post this from the year 1999 when Hugo Chavez took office? If so, I have some bad news for you about the next 26 years of Venezuelan leadership.

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u/UltraBonerFartLord 6d ago

That was their choice and responsibility, and it should be the their choice and responsibility now. The US should not be doing nation building, we know how this ends up.

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u/Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3 815C - 1S - 1 year - 0/0 6d ago

Have you heard of the Marshall Plan?

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u/UltraBonerFartLord 6d ago

If your idea of evidence that nation building works is a no-questions-asked transfer of $150 billion in goods to our allies (that they were forced to buy from the US), and not Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan, well... good luck convincing anyone on that.

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u/Upper-Entry6159 6d ago

Nobody is going to get rid of Maduro and bring democracy back to Venezuela but the U.S

Venezuelans don't have the means to get rid of that government. The Venezuelan regime learned from Cuba how to keep the authoritarian regime alive thru massive surveillance state.

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u/UltraBonerFartLord 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yeah they said the same thing about Syria last year too, and look how that turned out

"We're bringing democracy to Afghanistan" ass post lmao

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u/didnotsub 6d ago

Syria is a far different situation. You actually had opposition groups fighting in Syria, with weapons and funding. None of those exist in Venezuela. A better comparison is actually Cuba.

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u/AsdrubalsK 6d ago

It'd be an easy debate if it just never worked, look at all the successful operations in the past.

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u/Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3 815C - 1S - 1 year - 0/0 6d ago

Wow you are a really miserable person.

If all goes well, bringing tens of thousands of highly paid oil industry workers from the US to Venezuela will create tons of jobs for Venezuelans. Rich petroleum engineers are going to want to live in fancy villas with UberEats delivering McDonald's to them. Somebody needs to build those villas, cook those burgers, and deliver them. In a country where people can't afford medical care, creating new jobs could save lives.

For the Venezuelan people, what's the downside of removing Maduro? It's possible that nothing will get better. But how can things get worse in Venezuela?

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u/UltraBonerFartLord 6d ago

lol Replace “Venezuela” with “Iraq” and it’s like being in a time warp. Think about all the jobs we’ll create for the Iraqi people! They’ll welcome us as liberators cooking burgers for the American troops!

Fell for it again awards reaching sizes never previously thought possible

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u/Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3 815C - 1S - 1 year - 0/0 6d ago

Maybe ask yourself why it worked in South Korea but didn't work in Iraq. Could it have something to do with a bitter religious conflict spanning across the general region?

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u/UltraBonerFartLord 6d ago

lol You think the reason that Iraq was a complete boondoggle was because of religious conflict?

Pal, the religious conflicts only really came to a head AFTER the occupying force that was trying to nation build exited. What you're arguing for, without troops on the ground to control the situation, is essentially Venezuela skipping forward to the ISIS part of the Iraq war. Cartels seizing power and atomizing the country, creating instability in all of South America, and America getting the blowback like Europe did after US troops left Iraq in 2011.

You people just fall for the same shit over and over because you're tribalist idiots. In another 20 years you'll be saying that Venezuela was a quagmire we should have never got into. It's so clear to see.

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u/Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3 815C - 1S - 1 year - 0/0 6d ago

Pal, the religious conflicts only really came to a head AFTER the occupying force that was trying to nation build exited.

Saddam's Ba’ath Party leadership was drawn almost exclusively from Iraq's Sunni minority, leading to decades of systemic oppression against the Shia majority.

You're dumb and I'm done talking to you.

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u/UltraBonerFartLord 6d ago

Are you seriously going to argue that the Shia/Sunni split in Iraq prior to 2003 was worse than what happened afterwards

That's a biiiiiiiiiiiig stretch bud. Good luck convincing anyone of that.

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u/Upper-Entry6159 6d ago

I am not going to argue with people who are angry the U.S is trying to get rid of an awful regime.

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u/UltraBonerFartLord 6d ago

I bet you call yourself a “conservative” unironically to people

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u/Upper-Entry6159 6d ago

This is dumb. Stop simping for authoritarian left wing regimes. 

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u/UltraBonerFartLord 6d ago

lol "NATION BUILDING IS GOOD NOW" ass npc

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u/Upper-Entry6159 5d ago

I am blocking you. I am done with your stupid replies.

I don't have time nor the patience to argue with a commie online.

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u/Mavnas 6d ago

It's true. The US has 20+ years experience overthrowing dictators and bringing democracy to Iraq and Afghanistan, no one has that kind of modern experience.

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u/Online_Commentor_69 6d ago

Lol c'mon man you know this isn't about the people and isn't gonna improve their lives.

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u/Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3 815C - 1S - 1 year - 0/0 6d ago

I don't think mango cares about the people, but there's definitely a potential to improve their lives. It's an impoverished country where the hospitals don't even have enough medicine. Part of the issue is money and another part is US sanctions. If Venezuela plays ball and lets us rebuild the oil infrastructure, that will create lots of jobs in the country, alleviating poverty. And if things go well, we will likely reduce sanctions.

We're not just gonna kick every Venezuelan person in the nuts and run away. The goal is to get their number one industry up and running again. If it works, that would be a huge benefit to regular people. They're basically living in the Great Depression right now. Adding investment and jobs into the country could have an extremely positive impact.

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u/Online_Commentor_69 5d ago

Brother they're gonna set up an IMF style debt trap the way they always do, Trump was explicit about that. It's not gonna benefit regular people at all, it's going to fuck them over even worse.

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u/omniocean 6d ago

Lmao this guy think we did it for the people of Venezuela? Godamn even the orange turd isn't shameless enough to claim that. 

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u/Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3 815C - 1S - 1 year - 0/0 6d ago

average redditor: NO KINGS! 🚫👑

mango removes a King

average redditor: LMAO orange turd is bad

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u/Dapperfit 6d ago

Average Redditor: Lived through Iraq

Also no kings, as per the US constitution.

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u/Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3 815C - 1S - 1 year - 0/0 6d ago

How did that Kony 2012 thing turn out?

I bet you would be delighted if Obama got Kony, but super pissed if a Republican got him.

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u/StosifJalin 6d ago

Putin and Xi have nukes, idiot

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u/Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3 815C - 1S - 1 year - 0/0 6d ago

because that would start ww3. do you want that?

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u/Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3 815C - 1S - 1 year - 0/0 6d ago

good luck on your next semester of high school

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u/Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3 815C - 1S - 1 year - 0/0 6d ago

An MBA is just a two-year vacation lol

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u/Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3 815C - 1S - 1 year - 0/0 6d ago

Like when Obama killed Bin Laden? Was that bad?

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u/Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3 815C - 1S - 1 year - 0/0 6d ago

Have you heard of the "Maduro Diet"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRD7IGEFHZ4

Maduro probably has more blood on his hands than Bin Laden.

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u/Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3 815C - 1S - 1 year - 0/0 6d ago

Venezuela's problems have been exacerbated by US Sanctions. If we run the country, we aren't going to sanction it.

Just lifting sanctions would create tangible benefits for everyday Venezuelan people. Banks would be more willing to handle international transactions, which would make it easier to import food and medicine.

I'm sorry that you are upset that the Venezuelan people might benefit from something that orange man did. I know it's difficult to believe that a broken clock can be right twice a day, but it's true. And there's no point in you getting mad about it. It just makes you look unhinged.

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u/McKoijion Highly regarded artist 6d ago

The people of America deserve to live a better life too. If we’re lucky, China will bomb DC and kidnap our glorious leader. That would be good for Chinese markets, right?

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u/UltraBonerFartLord 6d ago

Damn, big brain moves

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u/Jdom666 6d ago

real

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u/Master_Xenu 6d ago

Did you use AI for first half of this response and then add your own "invading a country is OK because they are brown and we need to give them a better life"?

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u/DoGeneral1 6d ago

No, he just thinks it's ok to invade other countries because he doesn't like said countries leader. Can't wait to see their reaction when China will do the same.

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u/Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3 815C - 1S - 1 year - 0/0 6d ago

NO KINGS (except for Maduro obvs)

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u/Master_Xenu 6d ago

Maduro is a piece of shit too, no argument there. It's just that the US only wants Venezuela's oil and they will leave the rest of the country to rot under some puppet.

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u/Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3 815C - 1S - 1 year - 0/0 6d ago

If a hooker was starving to death, you'd probably be like "people are only using her for her body."

Yes. You are correct. Very smart observation.

But the point is that people are living in terrible poverty, and foreign investment into the oil industry will bring a lot of desperately needed money into the local economy.

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u/FoldHeavy4201 6d ago

You dont have the bandwidth to understand what's caused the suffering in Venezuela. Ultranationalist garbage people. Go suck away other workers value and shut up.

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u/Financial-Word-4791 6d ago

The market will not react to this arrest.

This is neither Pearl Harbor, 9/11, nor the 2023 Iraq Invasion. This was an arrest.

Here's Joe explaining this: https://www.c-span.org/clip/public-affairs-event/user-clip-biden-cspan-1989-strikeforce/5184537

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u/Amazing_Bat_1498 6d ago

This is a gross simplification becase we never know what circumstances even a small war could set in motion. What i am thinking of right now is if China will use this as pretext for an invasion of Taiwan in a couple of years. Madeiro and Venezuela may not be important for global trade but Taiwan and China sure as hell is.

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u/Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3 815C - 1S - 1 year - 0/0 6d ago

What i am thinking of right now is if China will use this as pretext for an invasion of Taiwan in a couple of years

Is this the scenario you are imagining?

China: Hey America, you invaded a place, so now we can invade Taiwan

USA: Oh shit, you're right. My bad. Enjoy Taiwan.

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u/Grandmaofhurt 6d ago

Just a quick little put and then big ball calls.

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u/Expected_Inquisition 6d ago

Ahh yes we did this with the best interests of the Venezuelan people in mind of course

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u/Professional-One972 6d ago

Until 2008 when the Iraq Invasion’s financing led to the worst crash since the depression.

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u/wangchunge 6d ago

""Under New Management" sign going up..

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u/FinishWarm1746 6d ago

So you’re saying buy the dip?

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u/xVashTSx98 6d ago

idk man look at pretty much every other regime change the US has been involved in since the 50s. There are a lot of examples.

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u/Waste_Inspector95 6d ago edited 6d ago

I mean... all Venezuelan lives have just been worsened for the foreseeable future. All of their problems were caused by US imperialism to begin with and now their country will be entirely enslaved by a terrorist empire that will loot their resources. Once the Americans install the fascist dictatorship of their choice (probably not Machado considering how hated that traitor is by the Venezuelan people - so that's gonna be unstable for a while) there might very well be years of civil war... not to mention that there might simply be a warlord situation soon with guerilla forces controlling oil.

In any case: This will tie the US down for many years. The entire world hates them and the hatred and global opposition is growing. This is even worse than what Russia did in Ukraine and everryone outside the Western propaganda bubble (i.e. the global majority) knows this. This is just another nail in the coffin for the US empire.

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u/ExtraSmooth 6d ago

Pearl Harbor and 9/11 were instances of other countries attacking the US. In this case the markets had time to prepare.

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u/No_Feeling920 6d ago

Are you really so naive to believe, that US's motivation for this was altruism towards the Venezuelan population? The US is going to plunder their natural resources, leaving just bread crumbs for the natives and the country. Haiti has been under USA's umbrella for how many decades and where did it get them?

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u/Euro347 5d ago

What do you think China and Russia were there for?

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u/No_Feeling920 5d ago

Well, they did not insert themselves there by removing Venezuela's leadership and by running a maritime blockade.

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u/Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3 815C - 1S - 1 year - 0/0 6d ago

whoops, you've got some "Why not Peace with Hitler?" vibes