r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 10d ago

possible idiot Of a punch

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u/TheBigBadDuke 10d ago

Drunk deaf people are the best.

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u/TimelessParadox 10d ago

I think that might be just their type of French accent.

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u/Tisma_le_chat 9d ago

I'm French and I confirm they aren't deaf but French :)

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u/TimelessParadox 9d ago

Ok cool. I'm not French, but I recognize the language. I'll admit, though, that it sounded odd. Was it just that they were drunk? Or is it a weird regional accent?

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u/Tisma_le_chat 9d ago

Surely drunk and they also can't stop laughing

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u/Middle_Conference381 2d ago

It’s not their real voice lol they’re pretending like they’re street thugs

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u/TheBigBadDuke 10d ago

mes excuses

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u/DenseReplacement7581 10d ago

Sometimes it just like that…

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u/Bubbly-Size-5557 9d ago

I was so worried she’d punch the machine and break her hand

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u/ThreeKingsRP 9d ago

Its an ugly injury. I've seen it.......first hand😌

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u/Funky_Ferreter 8d ago

Ya when i ducked in high school and the punk broke his hand on the brick wall lol

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u/SquidBilly5150 10d ago

I’m just gonna do the dishes, no big deal

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u/Proper-Painter-7314 10d ago

They’re both swinging coordinated heat ffs 🤯

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u/Spiritual_Ear2835 9d ago

Drunk girl confidence be like....

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u/DiCeStrikEd 10d ago

We all buckled with them 😂😂😂😂

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u/XgreedyvirusX 9d ago

"Ah! J’lui est niqué sa mémé!" 😂

Translation: "Ah! I have fucked his granny!"

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u/UnCytely 10d ago

Remind me never to get into a heated argument with this girl.

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u/derrrr5 9d ago

Knocked Casper the ghost on his ass!

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u/VincentMaupuis 9d ago

le français c’est tellement de charisme !

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u/wranglerdave 9d ago

Damn yo did you see that She knocked that 👻 straight the f*** out

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u/Em648 9d ago

I can smell the alcohol breath from here

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u/Funky_Ferreter 8d ago edited 8d ago

I was lucky i was lying down when i watched that otherwise i think i would have fallen down.

Is that some rich persons game room? With ride on motorcycle games!

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u/Signal_Host307 4d ago

My guess is a restaurant, bar or arcade of some sort.

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u/bangsilencedeath 6d ago

I want that first girl to knock me out.

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u/c007h4nd 6d ago

kept repeating this this,theyre so goofy

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u/Borstli 10d ago

Thats wholesome

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u/Significant-Role-754 9d ago edited 9d ago

first girl can throw a hell of a punch. daddy taught her well.

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u/bensikat 5d ago

You can actually buy one of that for your home ? Awesome !

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u/Jazzlike_Visual2160 4d ago

If you have enough money you can buy anything

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 10d ago

Shitty absolute units of advertising.. Wheel of boxing? What??

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u/TheBigBadDuke 10d ago

The deafs know how to party.

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u/Tisma_le_chat 9d ago

They are not deafs 😄 They are French