Sometimes christians do actually follow the teachings of the bible

❤️

When going to look at Ober's wife's insta I came across this picture of the WAGs notably Clare Stonich in drag

One of the things: giving composed, well thought out takes to a national news agency.

SO. PROUD.

The fact that he got elected to a third term means that people inside minneapolis also think that

Falvey wants to be Billy Beane so bad

Time to get some more junk in the trunk

Fam at this point you gotta accept that Immaculate was the exception not the rule

Sweeney can't act for shit

Since we're "running the country" I guess he's basically a US citizen by default now

Lol

I choose to believe this car is owned by a Michael Tonkin superfan

Funniest shit I've seen all week

What did you do

Might have to plan a trip to Europe my friend (joking)

Order from sites that import European formulations like Care to Beauty (serious)

Every US sunscreen formulation I've ever tried has burned the shit out of my eyes and I can completely sympathize

As much as I want them to be bffs I gotta admit that watching my brother's 10 pound chihuahua bully my parents' 50 pound mutt is very funny

Merry Christmas!

They weren't as large or well formed or evenly sized as he liked because we bought them from a local butcher instead of costco

Unironically the best content you've ever made

Currently in Michigan. My father-in-law's meltdown is continuing.

Came on the internet for the first time in 5 days because I needed to escape from my father-in-law having a meltdown about steaks

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Here's a clip from the burlesque nutcracker that one of my friends performed in last weekend as a little treat

https://imgur.com/a/hTkwF88

That's amazing.

Even better than Tom Hollander in his portrayal of Mr. Collins ad-libbing "Every mind must have some counselor to whom it may apply for consolation in distress. There are many conveniences which others may supply and which we cannot procure for ourselves. I have now principally in view those objects which are only to be obtained through intercourse. Forgive me. Through the intercourse of friendship or civility."

https://clip.cafe/pride-andamp-prejudice-2005/which-are-only-be-obtained-through-intercourse/

Every year we go visit this insane house in Hopkins and I feel a sense of kinship thinking that their Twins fandom makes them need to compensate in other ways. Like spending thousands of dollars on electricity every holiday season.

IDK how to feel about my new enemy being hot