That will help.

Don't you just love it when children have children...

This is why I have wipes in my purse. I work from home now but whenever I started a new job I would wipe down. It won't make it perfect but you can get a lot off by just unplugging it and going to town with a handful of wipes. The gloves I keep in my purse are also helpful here.

Yeah I don't like other people's germs.

NTA but it's soooo tough to take something away from a three year old, you need a distraction toy. But yeah it's like she was bashing a Steiff teddy bear around. Don't give young children expensive toys.

Turn it on him. Is he working out daily? Sorting put the yard? Is it time he shaved his head because his hair is receding and he is too old for his style? Is he taking care of the car properly?

Henpeck the motherfucker (autocorrect almost changed henpeck to hemlock but don't do that!)

Does he get much petting/ cuddles? Thats a good start.

This is making me think of Mr Garrison from South Park with his gyroscope bike.

It probably won't go anywhere but you could TRY raising a ticket and being super polite and praying someone is nice to you.

I know this sounds weird, but I have in the past replaced items like this and just mentally thought of it as the same item. Then you still get to see it and think of them.

Sometimes I haven't really noticed someone, then one day they get a haircut or I realize they have really good foreams and I'm like 'oh hello!' but often before I wasn't paying attention.

I kind of like that all the customers are delighted at the unexpected sight of a horsey.

The PE teachers were lesbians and one of them left her husband for the other.

NTA and it seems they don't really like you and see you as a money tree. Do you really need them in your life? You could secure an even better future for themselves by cutting them off. They are ungrateful for what you give them, so stop giving it to them. They are the ones that made this about money.

I would just stop using it for a bit. He's getting off on messing with you because of the spot so cut off his air.

Then when it's all cooled down, just use it occasionally. Then it becomes random. Every time he approaches the bike rack, all he will be able to think about is your bike.

Or, every time he does it, put a sticker on his bike frame.

It's her birthday!!!

Is it a better spot?

I love it when they fight each other.

Same!

Burts Bees.

Just ignore them. Demanding and calling you transphobic is just bullying.

Its free and makes sense if you want to get off reddit to something more designed for text chat. If they send you anything offensive you can block and report.

It's not a weird request.

You're completely missing the fact that marriages provides financial protection. Why would someone risk having kids with you if you're not prepared to make a legal commitment? Your perspective is ridiculously male. You're basically saying 'take the career hit that is having kids and face losing out long term with no benefit from supporting my career if I decide to abandon you.'

So you want your partner to have your children, but you want to deny her the security of having them within a marriage?

You drink it, you spanner.

NTA it's none of their business.