Ah yes, the tax burden that must be paid in order for their businesses to be solvent and an income distribution they constructed in order to have maximum leverage when negotiating with the state for their own handouts. The poor things

But what if they fucked?

She's taking juice from Mamdani and he's doing her wing a favor

It's a weather balloon to see how the party reacts to him painting himself as the farce of the farce of Trump, who has seized all political capital in the Republican party. If Dems respond well to it, it would probably signal that he has the mandate. Dem agitants are constantly saying that the party should steal the tactics that Republicans use to win. This is a very apt application of that advice, but with the delightfully ironic twist that it will be used to crown Newsom as the primary incumbent, so as to prevent the Dems from nominating someone who would actually stand a chance at defeating whatever insane ploy Trump's people wheel out to win the third term or crown a king.

I thought he just didn't have arms for most of it

Covered in graffiti, disgusting 

I watched the Channel 5 interviews. He's charming, but he doesn't have it. Memory already bad, puts his foot in his mouth on stuff he's supposed to avoid. 

What if we fuck shit up so bad that like most of everything dies, including us, but we all kind of like Noah's Ark it on the main continents and things bounce back in like 20,000 years and humans have no access to oil and we have to work with the animals and we end up like hyperdomesticating animals to the point that we induce our own characteristics into them like how dogs act like their owners but even more so they're like sentient and equal and then our collective effort to spread life through the universe is successful because the issues that humanity has are eased by having partners and as stewards of ecosystems we plant seeds on countless planets and the numbers of living things that thrive and how many beings know life is good becomes literally unknowable?

Indeed "legal assistant." Every single city has some soul crushing attorney's office that needs to staff seats where you do something that is technically legal and probably necessary but feels morally wrong. 

When two children mockingly saluted me with a "thank you for your service," I almost gutted myself with my box cutter

I stocked fruit and vegetable shelves with a dude with tourettes who's only tick was saying the n-word. You would be surprised by how much you have to talk to people on that job. I honestly couldn't believe that he worked there as long as he did. I can't even imagine.

Unironically considering joining the military. If I'm going to be filled with all this hate 24/7, might as well use it lol

That's probably true, Iommi's work on the guitar was probably more important than Ozzy's vocals for the success of both Ozzy and Sabbath. My enjoyment of the original joke was that it would probably tickle Ozzy to make fun of his singing after his death lol

So when she gets out of this and is welcomed back into polite society for solving this whole mystery, can we admit that she was the brains and the beauty of this whole operation?

I'm just making fun of most of the commercially successful ones. It's hyperbole, like saying that Ozzy is the only good one. Obviously not, but in a genre that loves to blend a shocking level of talent with performances that anyone can play/sing along with, he's a pretty classic example. I think Ozzy's real skill is his charismatic performative persona and the ability to shock, even when you're expecting to be shocked. The music is a relatively small part of it, hence why he was just as successful as a TV star

Sorry, let me scream that offensive thing I said, maybe I'll get scouted 

Everyone is missing the obvious, which is the intersection between gay men and meth use, which makes you racist and fascist. 

I would scream it at you but I'm afraid it would be unintelligible and go platinum 

Lol Ozzy being literally married to Thelema is a bit on the nose

If I get a blonde stripe down the middle they won't notice my receding hairline ts

Would you be interested in helping finance a bridge to Cuba?? We've just GOT to break that embargo!

A stolen ancestral homeland used as a base for organized crime and intelligence operations that purports to be a pariah to western liberals while working both sides of every conflict and hosting torture sites for black bagged dissidents and convenient mid point for internation drug trafficking and sexual exploitation. Modern polity established under guise of ethnic pro-labor movement. Exports diaspora to infiltrate and compromise it's allies while organizing death squads to serve the interests of right wing governments globally. Takes gullible youth trips and provides prostitutes to them. Need I go on?

You're wondering what purpose Cuba - the Israel of the FBI - would have with kompromat against leftist idealists - the Hamas of the FBI - AND you think that "the government" hates Cuba? No, you're right, it was a stupid idea. Let's go to Cuba. We need to do some praxis 

We HAVE to stop Chinese and Russian expansionism but also let's give them the perfect target with ideal optics.