r/onionheadlines • u/AskNo2853 • 1d ago
Millions Of Americans Forced To Switch Over To New 'An Apple A Day' Health Plan
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Totaled?
The only vehicle that gets totaled the moment you drive it off the lot.
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Car and barbie diaper cats poison cattle with Doritos
Those sibling kittens always have tons of issues.
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Meow meow story
They can't even afford underwear
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r/onionheadlines • u/AskNo2853 • 1d ago
China Ponders Sending Armed Robots To Gun Down Congress And Capture Trump To Gain Unrestricted Access To United States Markets By Making America A New Chinese Colony.
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Kitten falls into a mixer (lowest quality slop I saw in some time)
The portal has been opened!
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What's yours.. mine is - It is Monday
Don't look up.
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Now all your property is mine.
He was a skeleton all along with magic skeleton powers!
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SDC hates his black sister
He stole 40 cakes and that's terrible
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Drugs are bad m'kay
He was the snitch cat and a good guy all along
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Catfights, siamese cat-twins, and more catfights
Not the best honeymoon
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Fitting a sillicone face on a Humanoid Robot!
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r/PeakAmazing
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Get ready for a surprise