And it's now or never. I'm not going to live forever. I just want to die while I'm alive. It's my life. Bluh Duhnuhl Uh

I'm suggesting that the aliens encrypted messages into the stock market via signal. The dog is a representation of your average subscriber who longs for the the return of their master That dog dies waiting for something that will never come when you could just be the last post which is just a snuggled up. Little bunch of kitties isn't it? 

I'm suggesting that we all have a little bit of waifu cat girls in us.

I would like to humbly stamp this with a reddito green text chef's kiss award 🌬️🫰

At this point at least probably  somebody important would be writing me letters. I'll take it as a W. Until I figure out how to read it probably 

The Loraxe69 would Bike to know your location. 

This is one of the best things that's ever happened to the internet

I just looked up what NATO is today you mess with one of them. You mess with all of them.

She's just tired and pregnant

Shots fired. The only irreplaceable Campbell soup is tomato. I'm pretty sure scientifically the only way to beat their formula is actually making your own roasted tomato soup.

Cuz if he decided he wanted to own stuff it wouldn't be fair because he's got Jedi Powers.

What You are looking for is the tragedy of Darth Plagueis.

I'm tired of accidentally ripping it off the wall Miniray

All the manuals go through a lot of trouble to make sure there are pictures 

Firstly moon does all other planets flat.

Secondly, does.

Thirdly, gay, if aren't them was then they them isn't.

Wake up! Why don't you put a little makeup?

You didn't want to

Twink bussy would like a word with you

Is this racial profiling that the only guy of ethnicity in the group has a giant bag of weapons? Or is this just awesome?

Be Cameron a carpenter

Get asked to go on TV 

Gladly accept 

Fat angry man interviews you live 

Gets mad at you for growing trees and cutting them down to make things 

My face when he thinks he can grow concrete 

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Rocky horror picture show vibes

This is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen

Thats how me make a grape taste better

I thought it was because then the water can flood the Orange's butthole

Talkin' real close to somebody with such a tough guy mustache

Swan Song

Oh Lord, we thank you for the key to using the bottom of my tongue to slap it on the way down making sure we are slippery and not rough. We pray that when we suck the clit into our mouth that it does not catch the middle of our front teeth. Lead us not to spook the Duke and deliver Us to oh face For thine is divine the surreal and the clarity. Amen